sugar, spice and a bit of advice

experience 6: oh no! a man!

raise your hand if youve met a guy before. how about talked to one? liked one? hated him? attempted to murder him? ok i havent tried the last one, but i might try it if its highly recommended. anyway, breakdown! men, they like to feel powerful, hot, appreciated, smarter, and in some ways dominating. let me spoilt you the ending: guys nowadays are not dreamy. the ones that know how to treat a girl right are currently in their early 20's with a girlfriend. the hot ones all decided to choose the path of thug life. as for the weird, not most splendid looking guys who have never spoken to another lady besides their mom and sister, they are absolutely not it. so, now what? well, now what isn't a question. but there's an answer, that being we dont need men. nobody does honestly. go for women instead (no actually, women are better.)

welcome to the modern day romance. cutting to the chase, here are my standards. i pray others have very similar ones. (or maybe im just stuck in the 1900s)

- hold the damn door. our hands are tired, jeez. 

- paper flowers. i know this wasn't in the 1900s but hey, who needs real flowers? fake ones that never die can show your undying love.

- carry us when our feet get sore. i mean, you try walking in heels. i can run in them, just saying. its pretty exhausting. 

- for petes sake, do not compare us to another girl. were not all made from a cloning machine ok? side note: we dont even want you talking to our friends. like not even our closest friends. trust me, ive done that a couple times. and boy oh boy, i ended up with a few more reasons on why i should kill two people and not just one.

- play with our hair. do i even need to say?

- my own preference, a guy who reads. please, its really hot. guys whop are into literature are just less meme and thug hobos and more attractive. trust me.

- respect the fact we like taking photos of sunsets (hotter than youll ever be.)

- and of course. raised right. respectful to his mama. respectful to women. has proper manners.