“bro fucking screamed like a 7 year old...” raz giggles, while axl hope around weirdly like a fucking kangaroo. kurt sheds a tear while watching his OWN BOYFRIEND look like a dumbass ginger.
damon albarn fucking shows up and drags axl by his hair to the living room and then drops him. axl gets smacked by damon bc he’s not british.
“AYE, AYE, AYEEEEE! THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN.” kurt shakes his head so aggressively it almost makes him snap his neck. razzle walks to damon.
“listen here, buddy...” raz growls like a fucking gremlin bc back the fuck up, damon... he’s mine! rawr! ;-;/j
“shivers have been timbered today...” olivia whistles quietly while watching those two dumbasses fight over an ugly ass ginger... bro wtf. poor olivia didn’t sign up for this.
damon fucking vanishes and axl starts sleeping on the ground like a kawaii little baby.
this is so short im sorry ajwhqhwjshshsjwhjwbwhwjwbw i seriously dont have any ideas
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axl rose x kurt cobain!!#!!#!##!!
Humorjust so you know this is satire so dont whine and be bitchy all over my comments
