Just as anna said, her and her lil kitten got home and started watching skal vi danse when it was suddenly interrupted with news.
Anna hated news.
Not because theyre always depressing but because they always ruin her alpha image. Alphas dont watch the news, news are for pussies
Anyways, once the annoying intro was over she saw her friend anne-marie introducing the most shocking thing she couldve heard. Or, the second. The most shocking thing would be something like steffani having p.e with her utterly flabbergasting drool worthy mini grabbers with claws out and about.
Eminem. Was. Dead.
She was absolutely flabbergasted, she opened her eyes completely and broke her chad expression that she always wears
"NO MY BID DICKED DADDY ALPHA ROLE MODEL NOOOOO"
She screamed, (y/n) could cleary see her strong alpha was deeply shaken by these horrible news.
Her bestie anne-marie continued talking about what happened.
Apparantly eminem was on a bus with lady gaga, michael jackson, arnold schwartznegger and jim carrey, while justin bieber was driving the bus
The witnesses to his death claim that mj let out an astonishing expulsion of intestinal gas, that made evrryone pass out (not mj cus hes used to his own stinky gas)
arnold somehow got his ass cheeks around eminems neck, and since he always clenches his thick booty everywhere he goes, they clendhed so hard around eminems neck
Since everyone had passed out, nobody noticed ehat was happrning until justin came back and saw eminem deep into arnolds ass, he firdt thought he walked into eminem licking schwartzneggers anus
He decided to enjow the view, until he realized they werent conscious
He called the an ambulance and they came and picked them up while justin bieber was singing shouldve been me (he had a big fat crush on arnold and actually wanted to be the one w his face deep in his ass, and now hes heartbroken)
"omg, i cant believe he died from arnold schwartzneggers big juicy ass" (y/n) said, she looked at her alpha, seeing tears in her eyes.
"rip, he will be missed" anna said, her voice shaking and her penis shrinking by 0.2 cm
