Five X Reader- You Have No Idea

chapter 1, season 3

~ahhhh it's starting~

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"It's April 2, 2019! The day after the apocalypse!" I yelled.

"Did we actually succeed in something? That's incredible!" Klaus stated over all the laughter.

Five took my hand and spun me around. I put his face to mine as our lips started to move in sync. My hands found his as I cupped them. We pulled away and Allison was looking at me in awe. Klaus gave Five a warning look then laughed. We all stopped our laughter when we heard a horrible, musty voice.

"I knew you'd show up eventually," Reginald Hargreeves announced.

I looked at Five then back at him, "Y-you're alive!"

"Yeah, why shouldn't I be?"

"You're right. We're just glad to be home and with you," Luther said with a small smile.

"Home? This isn't your home."

"What? This is the Umbrella Academy," Allison spoke up.

"Wrong again. This is the Sparrow Academy."

I clutched Five's hand firmly as we turned around. There above on a ledge were 6 kids. Soon enough two other kids came out.

"Dad who the hell are these assholes?" A kid that looked like Ben asked.

"Yeah, and why are they here?" A girl that looked exactly like me asked.

"Shit." All of us exclaimed as we stared at the two.
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"Oh fuck. Why does she look like me?" I asked, moving my hand up to touch her face.

"Oh hell no. You definitely look like me," She spat back, smacking my hand.

Luther stepped forward to get a better look at the people ahead of us," Ben...Is that really you?"

"Who are the weirdos on the balcony?!" Diego exclaimed.

"They...are the sparrows. My children." Our thought to be dad said.

A rumble shook the entire house, some small things falling to the ground, "I'm sorry, what do you mean your children?" Five asked, dried blood still clinging to his face, "That's not possible old man."

"Of course, it is! I think I'd know, wouldn't I?" Reginald asked, matter of factly.

"Everybody else can see Ben, right?" Klaus asked.

I walked over to him and put my hand on his shoulder, "Yes, Klaus. He's really there."

"Cute hat, Sundance." Ben said, clearly annoyed.

"They call themselves The Umbrella Academy," Reginald explained, talking to the people in front of us, "A group of scheming, perfidious malcontents who accosted me in the fall of 1963 when I was away on business in Dallas. Be warned, they claim to be my spawn."

"Claim?" Allison turned back towards Five and me, "Look, Five, what the hell is going on?"

"I don't know yet, but it's concerning," Five explained. I squeezed his hand, but he let go immediately. I frowned but put it aside.

"Is he telling the truth?" the leader of the group asked, folding his arms.

"Not the part about us being perfidious," Vanya scoffed.

"No, we're amateur-fidious, at best," Klaus said, trying to lighten the mood.

"But we are his children. This is our house," Vanya explained.

"Yeah, yeah. We, uh... We grew up here," Luther said, almost shyly.

"'Yeah, yeah. We grew up here.'" One of the guys mocked, his face looking brutally smashed in.

"I kind of think we would've noticed you," a girl to the right of him said, her brown hair in waves.

"Hi. I'm Luther," he took a step forward towards the girl. She looked away from him to Allison who began speaking.

"Okay. None of you belong here."

I looked at her, flabbergasted. What is going on with her? She's never been this overprotective and frankly, it's pissing me off, "Oh! Well then, I guess we'll just pack our bags and move out," a woman with sunglasses covering her eyes said.

A robot voice called out, making me jump a bit. I looked over to my doppelganger and she gave me a wicked smile. All of the Sparrows chuckled, and "Ben" commented, "You slay me, Chris."

"Mom..." I whispered under my breath as Grace walked out. Diego walked up to me just as confused as I am.

"I wasn't expecting company," she said, sighing, "This is the best I could do on short–short notice." her voice went robotic, making me jump a bit.

"Mom," Diego said, louder than me.

"Mom? She's a robot, you perv," a girl for the other side said, my doppelganger smiled with a smirk.

"It's not a robot."

"Hey, don't you call him that," Luther said, annoyed.

"Or what?" Ben asked, trying to be tough.

"Come closer and find out."

"Luther! Guy, chill!"

"Think I'm afraid?" Ben asked, tilting his head.

Everyone began yelling at each other. I moved closer to Diego as he was getting madder than others, "Enough!" The leader exclaimed. Black liquid shot into Diego's face and some slipped onto my arm. I flung my arm trying to fling the black substance off, but it just seemed to dissolve into my skin, "You need to leave."

"Or what?" Allison spat back.

"Or we'll have to deal with this the old-fashioned way."

"Yeah," Luther interjected.

I started consuming the power in the atmosphere. I stared at the girl who looked just like me, winking at her. I took a quick glance at Reginald, who has no care in the world. Everyone was getting ready to fight when the main guy began dancing. I dropped my hands and stared, "...What?" I asked and looked back at Five who just cracked his neck. Music filled the room, "Where is that coming from?" I looked around.

"What are you doing?" Diego asked Luther, who was now dancing.

"Doing what needs to be done." My legs began moving without me wanting them to, "We're good at this!" I looked at Diego with the most displeased expression ever, "What?"

"This is ridiculous."

I rubbed my forearm and closed my eyes. When I opened them I saw a girl with black hair staring at me. I wasn't sweating nearly as bad as Diego who was also getting the same weird smile from the raven-haired girl.

"Look. We just fought a literal army. Okay?" Vanya looked around at everyone, "This doesn't need to get ugly."

"How about we all just...stop fighting and talk about what's going on," I stepped forward, "We are all obviously confused about what is going on."

Klaus began walking to Ben, obviously pissing him off. I shook my head at the banter and sat down on the couch. Ben punched Klaus, sending him back towards me. I quickly stood back up and went to his aid. Luther began yelling along with the other guy and they began fighting. This started a fight among all of us.

"Can't we catch a damn break?" I groaned and joined in.

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lol, i actually started writing :)