Five X Reader- You Have No Idea

Chapter 4

As I flopped down in a chair, surrounded by glass walls, Klaus started talking.

I really can’t give you any names, or any information without consent.” the older man said.

“What about my consent?” Klaus exclaimed in a sad, distraught voice.

“Excuse me?”

“My consent, for you touching my son!”

“What? I didn’t touch your son.”

“Then how did he get that swollen lip!?”

“H-he doesn’t have a swollen lip.”

Klaus hits Five in the mouth. I flinch as I hear Five grunt. Five looks at Klaus with a disturbed look on his face.

“Y-you’re crazy!”

“Hell yeah I am!” Klaus said in a weird tone of voice. He picked up a snow globe and busted it on his head.The man picked up the phone and dialed a number.“What are you doing?” Klaus asked as he stole the phone, “Please help! My children and I have been assaulted!”

I gave a confused look, when Five kicked me in the shin, hard.

“Ow! You!” I yelled.

“In about 60 seconds the security guards are gonna bust in here and see a bunch of blood,” Klaus exclaimed.

I stood up, with a limp cause god that hurt, and I gave Five a grin. He paid with a grin in return. He wiped the blood off his lip as we followed the “doctor” to another room. He grabbed a folder.

“That-that’s impossible.” the man said.

“What?” I asked, intrigued.

“This says it hasn’t been bought yet.” Klaus walked over to look at the folder, “Where did you get that eye?”

“Look, thanks for your help, but we gotta get going,” I said, grabbing them both by the arms. I limped out of there, with them both. As soon as we reached the outside steps I collapsed on them, “You really had to kick me!?”

“Yes. I did,” Five said, “Klaus said children, plural, so we both had to be hurt.”

“They never even came.”

“Hey! Where are my twenty-dollars?” Klaus asked.

“Excuse me?” Five and I said at the same time.

“Look I was told I was going to get paid.”

“Ok, so we are no closer to figuring out how the world’s going to end, yet all you want is drugs!?” Five asked, a little ticked off.

“Not only that but I’m hungry. My tummys-a-rumblin’”

Five grabbed my arm and we spatial jumped into a taxi, “Keep driving. Don’t stop, just keep going.”

“Hey! Hey, hey hey! Where’s my money!?” Klaus shouted as we drove past him.

I laughed and soon the taxi driver stopped. We went out and walked to the van. I jumped in, started it, and felt the warmth of the air. Five hopped in the driver's seat and leaned his head back.

“Now what?” I asked.

“We watch, wait, and observe,” Five replied with a small smirk.

“I’ll be right back.”

I spatial jumped to a store. I walked around listening to the calming music when I saw the alcohol section. I grabbed the best liquor and jumped back to the van.