In an Ur mum there lived a hard, long unicorn named Darrell Speiser. Not a stinky strong, boring Ur mum, filled with golds and a big smell, nor yet a muscular, weak, soft Ur mum with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an unicorn-Ur mum, and that means money.
One day, after a troubling visit from the ogre Jase Riggs, Darrell leaves his Ur mum and sets out in search of three perfecto tanks. A quest undertaken in the company of droids, tentacles and cold Zeldians.
In the search for the ogre-guarded tanks, Darrell Speiser surprises even himself with his issuse and skill as a janitor.
During his travels, Darrell rescues a ding-dong, an heirloom belonging to Jase. But when Jase refuses to try impaling, their friendship is over.
However, Jase is wounded at the Battle of Battle of the Slaves and the two reconcile just before Darrell engages in some serious impaling.
Darrell accepts one of the three perfecto tanks and returns home to his Ur mum a very wealthy unicorn.
YOU ARE READING
SEASON 3! RUN IT BACK!!
HumorThe third season of ai generated stories. Same prompts Same idiots New stories All for our (and yours!) enjoyment.
