hocus pocus

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s.t.e.m gays
7:46am
15 people
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kenma: kuroo get y/n

kuroo: why me

kenma: theyre yours arent they?

kuroo: whatd they do?

kenma: they wont leave his house

y/n: i see no point
oh what a cruel cruel world

kuroo: what?

akaashi: ITS JUST A BUNCH OF HOCUS POCUS

y/n: IM SO UPSET

akaashi: was it the second one?

kuroo: oh, YOU DIDNT INVITE ME?

kenma: what
wait so when i wont leave my house
i have to go shopping with you and go eat food
but when y/n doesnt leave their house you want to be
there with them? i see how it is

kuroo: hes probably watching hocus pocus
AMD DIDNT INVITE ME

y/n: literally just come over
but with food i dont
have any, i ran out

kuroo: ur so needy

y/n: needy for u
now hurry up

akaashi: r u gonna watch
Halloween movies all day???

y/n: week
all week
you can come over tmrw akaashi
we can binge all the halloween movies

akaashi: !!!!!

bokuto: can i come?

y/n: this is an open invitation how abt that
BUT IF YOU GET SCARED IM NOT
TURNING IT OFF

bokuto: i won't!!!

akaashi: its okay bo ik ur secretly
very nervous and only doing this because u want
to spend time with me
you can admit it go ahead

bokuto: oh.. well yea im actually
rlly scared of them but i
shld be okay with you there

akaashi: wait actually?!

bokuto: yea a change of pace since
u make me walk you to stores
and stuff because you dont feel safe

y/n: like every store

akaashi: not every store

bokuto: yea huh, even sometimes from
your math class to english

atsumu replied to akaashi:
and hes the one whos doing it for extra time?
its ok bo ik ur secretly very nervous and only ... tap to see more

y/n: fr bro
their down bad for eachother
and dont know it

kenma: green skittles need more appreciation

y/n: no get out
literally the only good flavors r
red and purple

bokuto: i like the yellow ones

kuroo: ur just trying to be special
nobody likes the yellow ones

y/n: kuroo which one do u like?

kuroo: anything other than yellow or green

kenma: thats why i like the green ones
kuroo wldnt share any of the other colors

y/n: i like to let them sit
in my mouth and get soft before chewing

kenma: FR THEN THEY DONT TEAR UP UR MOUTH

atsumu: losers honestly, learn to just put the
whole bag in ur mouth

suna: ur literally a psychopath for that

osamu: why was it the skittles that finally conviced
you of that

sakusa: honestly it was not
using both fitted amd flat sheets for me

y/n: WHAT?!

atsumu: WE ARE NOT HERE TO BASH ME

suna: YES WE ARE WHO TF PUT THE WHOLE BAG
WHAT KF I HAVE THE BIG BAG??

atsumu: big bag?

osamu: its the share size but he doesnt share 🙄

y/n: me fr

kuroo: him and suna wld be best friends

akaashi: yea but im sunas best friend so like

suna: bestie 🥺

kenma: what am i?

y/n: a roach

akaashi: xnnf dkdlow
me in eyeliner fr >>>

bokuto: i wanna see!!

y/n:  free show for bokuto

kuroo: open up shawty

y/n: EEEEE
BYE BITCHES

kenma: now what

akaashi: i need help choosing which cosplay i shld do

suna: SUKUNA
PLEASE LORD
I NEED AKAASHI IN SUKUNAS MAKEUP
akaashi youd be so hot like please

akaashi: okay bae 🤭

bokuto: i feel
feels

kenma: oh?

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private messages between:
kenma kozume and bokuto koutarou
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bokuto: why am i mad at suna?

kenma: you?
the bokuto?
mad at suna?
what made you mad?

bokuto: hes calling him hot and stuff
and akaashi called him bae
idk why im upset at it

kenma: youre jealous
OH MY GOD BO
confess your love for him
and ill help you get with him

bokuto: i dont love him
i just like hanging out with him
and talking and cuddling
and binge watching tv shows at his house
because he knows i dont like going home so
he invited me ovet and oh
maybe i do love him

kenma: you do
dw i got u
youll get together

bokuto: but what if he doesnt like me?

kenma: he will
i know he will

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