Random stories created by an ai named dreamily

Just a normal groupchat

Sero's POV
Hey guys
Today 5:34 pm
Minnie, Minnie
hey guys!
Today 6:09 pm
I'm sorry I took so long to reply. I was playing some video game
Hang on, why are you guys here? Did you finally get your phones back?
Sero, Minnie
yeah we did!! we're in the same dorm!
Dude what happened last time we were here??
Sero, Minnie
we ended up sleeping all day
Terezi, Terezi
I see
What happened during that class though?
Sero, Minnie
there was a fire! and I burnt half my arm off
Terezi, Terezi
oh shit
I thought you got hurt by something worse than that
but it looked painful enough
You okay?
Sero, Minnie
yeah don't worry
We'Re gonna be fine
Minnie, Terezi
i'll take your word for it Sero
Jade, Jade
so how do we play this? we can make teams
Sero, Minnie
yeah! let me get a few more people!
Terezi, Terezi
alright
Minnie, Terezi
everyone else is already online
Sero, Minnie
okay
what should we name our group?
Minnie, Terezi
hmmm
how about Serenity???
Sero, Minnie
sounds good!
[Minnie added Kiri and Karkat]
[Kiri changed their username]
[Karkat changed their username]
[Minnie changed Kirishima]'s username]
Minnie, Terezi
there now we have a party
Kiri, Kiri
is anyone else missing?
[Minnie invited Terezi, Karkat]
Sekki, Sekki
yeah I'm still in class but I'll be there as soon as I'm done.
Minnie, Terezi
don't worry we've got plenty of room.
Everyone but Nepeta showed up at Mina' s house today!
Eridan, Eridan
hey!
Nepeta, Nepeta
hi everyone
[GIRL changed their username]
GIRL changed Vriska' s nickname to MommyBitch
MOMMYBITCH
why
Vriska' s nickname changed to Vantas' Bitch
[MommyBitch changed Roxy' s nickname]
MOMMYBITCH
this better not happen again i will end yall
Roxy' s nickname changed to Lalonde' s bitch
Roxy' s nickname changed to Feferi' s bitch
Feferi' s nickname changed to Latula' s bitch
Latula' s nickname changed to Latula' s boyfriend
Latula' s boyfriend
hello
I am your new daddy ;)
MOMMYBITCH
i hate u
LALONDE' s BITCH
me too
[Lalonde' s Bitch changed MommyBitch's nickname]
Lalonde' s BITCH changed her nickname to MommyBitch' s boyfriend
[Lalonde' s boyfriend changed Feferi's nickname]
[Feferi' s boyfriend changed Latula' s nickname]
Lalonde' s boyfriend
you know we only love you right Fef
Feferi' s boyfriend
no one wants to hear that
MommyBitch's BITCH
I want it to stop!!!
Lalonde' s BITCH
no
No one
No one wants that
MommyBitch' BITCH
i hate both of you
Feferi' s BITCH
wait we only made this because you wanted us to
MommyBitch' BITCH
finally someone agrees with me
[MommyBitch changed Roxy' s nickname]
MommyBitch' BITCH changed Gamzee' s nickname]
MommyBitch changed Feferi' s nickname]
Gamzee' s nickname
wtf what is going on
MommyBitch' BITCH
someone please explain why we have another mom
Gamzee' s nickname
i dont rly know what is goign on b4 this
Lalonde' s bitch
I agree. This is very weird. Also I'm pretty sure they're trying to kill each other.
MommyBitch' BITCH
fuck you lalonde
lalonde' s bitch
fuck you motherfucker
mommyBITCH
NO I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
Lalonde' s bitch
no
Lalonde' s boyfriend
no
Roxy' s boyfriend
no
Karkat' s boyfriend
no
Roxy' s boyfriend changed Karkat' s nickname to Pounce' s bitch
pounce' s bitch
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CHILD
tavros: oh boy
tavros changed Tavros' nickname to Tavros' Daddy's Bro
pounce' s bitch
NO WAIT NO IT WASNT ME THAT FUCKING SCARED HER
Pounce' s bitch changed pounce' s nickname to Pounce' s boyfriend
Tavros' Daddy's Bro
it wasn't jane either. she's the reason my arm got burned
MommyBitch' BITCH
that explains everything
MommyBitch' BITCH
what did this clown do to my son??
Dad, Dad, Dad
he's just playing games
[Pounce' s BF renamed the group chat]
Pounce' s BF
I'm bored
I'm bored
[Dad, Dad, Dad]
why can't you leave him alone?? he's doing a great job without you constantly harassing him
[Pounce' s BF changed Dad, Dad's nickname]
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
can I at least watch them play
Pounce' s BF changed Dad, Dad's nickname to Papa's Boyfriend
Papa's Boyfriend
what the fuck is that supposed to mean??
papa's BF
you know exactly what I meant
Papa's boyfriend
yes, but that doesn't change anything. you have no right to talk
Papa's BF
if you don't like it then you shouldn't play in this conversation anymore
[Papa's BF named their group chat Gossip Girl.]
[Lalonde' s BITCH named their group chat Gossip Girl.]
[Kermit' s BITCH named their group chat Gossip Boys.]
[Pounce' s BF named their group chat Gossip Girls.]
[Dad changed Kermit' s BITCH's nickname to Kitty.'s Daddy]
Dad changed Kitty' s BITCH's nickname to Kitty' s Daddy's Boyfriend
[Minnie, Minnie]
heyyyy
what are those nicknames??
Kitty' s Daddy's Boyfriend
oh these are nicknames given to my friends. apparently I have a lot of them
Papa's Boyfriend
do you need anything else or can we stop now?
Kitty' s Daddy' s Boyfriend
nah we're done
Papa's Boyfriend
good
I'm tired anyway
Kitty' s Daddy' s Boyfriend
of course
[Papa's Boyfriend left the chat]
Kitty' s Daddy' s Boyfriend
he really leaves early sometimes
MommyBitch' BITCH
well if you ask me
Kitty' s Daddy' s Boyfriend
ask you wwhat mama
MommyBitch' BITCH
about being an asshole to my daughter and then leaving when she asks for help
Kitty' s Daddy' s Boyfriend
wow look who' s here with daddy issues today
MommyBitch' BITCH
your words sting much more than his words
Kitty' s Daddy' s Boyfriend
oh yeah what do you even want from me
MommyBitch' BITCH
nothing from you except some answers
Kitty' s Daddy' s Boyfriend
and why would i give you those when i can't even tell you what i think of you
MommyBitch' BITCH
because i care about you enough to want to know what you think of me
Kitty' s Daddy' s Boyfriend
oh so that means we're talking
Kitty' s Daddy' s Boyfriend
well what would you like to know
MommyBitch' BITCH
anything...
[Sollux, Sollux, Sollux, Sollux changed their nickname to Aradia]
Aradia
thanks.
MommyBitch' BITCH
you're welcome.
Sollux' changed Sollux' nickname to Aradia' s boyfriend
Aradia' s boyfriend
what the hell does "boyfriend" mean?
Aradia' s boyfriend
you know...
the same way "girlfriend" would
Aradia' s boyfriend
like it isn' t wrong per se
MommyBitch' BITCH
it's not. actually...
Aradia' s boyfriend
it's kinda stupid
MommyBitch' BITCH
oh hush
Aradia' s boyfriend
oh c'mon! you're so fucking smart!
You could probably get into a good school easily!
MommyBitch' BITCH
I'm not interested in getting into a good school.
Aradia' s boyfriend
but you could!
MommyBitch' BITCH
I don't want to.
Aradia' s boyfriend
why not?
MommyBitch' BITCH
I don' t know.
Aradia' s boyfriend
that sounds pretty fake to me
MommyBitch' BITCH
shut up
Aradia' s boyfriend
not like this is a new topic of conversation
Aradia' s boyfriend
but how do you manage to be so calm about all of this
MommyBitch' BITCH
I'm fine, alright?
Aradia' s boyfriend
but that doesnt matter!
Aradia' s boyfriend
we need to figure out how to deal with this situation
MommyBitch' BITCH
I don't need your advice
Aradia' s boyfriend
so what are we gonna do?
MommyBitch' BITCH
we're gonna find a solution.
Aradia' s boyfriend
yeah, but how do we do that?
MommyBitch' BITCH
you'll see.
Aradia' s boyfriend
how do we know that its gonna work
MommyBitch' BITCH
trust me
Aradia' s boyfriend
okay.
MommyBitch' BITCH
now lets try something fun
MommyBitch' BITCH added Roxy' s BF, Jane' s BF, Jade' s BOYFRIEND, Lalonde' s BOYFRIEND, Porrim' s BOYFRIEND, Tavros' s BF, John' s BF, Terezi' s BFF, Rose' s BOYFRIEND, Dave' s BFF, Eridan' s BF, Vriska' s BOYFRIEND, Karkat' s BF, Kanaya' s BOYFRIEND, Kanaya' s BOYFRIEND, Nepeta' s BOYFRIEND, Gamzee' s BOYFRIEND, Sollux' s BOYFRIEND, Rose' s BOYFRIEND, Equius' s BOYFRIEND, Eridan' s BOYFRIEND, Karkat' s BOYFRIEND
pap'n's bro: yo whats this shit
Jane' s BF
it' s s a group chat
pap'n's bro: wait hold on
pap'n's bro sent [Fetus.vid]
pap'n's bro: omg karkles youre a dad now?
MommyBitch' BITCH
I'M A MOTHER NOW!!
[MommyBitch changed Paps' name to Papa's Boyfriend]
Papa's Boyfriend
wow thats fuckin gay ass
MommyBitch' BITCH
it isnt gay at all, it's very common. people get pregnant all the time.
Papa's Boyfriend
sure janet
[Papa's Boyfriend changed MommyBitch' BITCH's nickname to Janine]
Janine
fuckin perfect
[Janine changed [Roxy]'s name to Lalonde' s Girlfriend]
Janine
there. now you can get along with everybody properly
Lalonde' s Girlfriend
omg thank u
Janine
no problem lol :D
[Lalonde' s Girlfriend changed Roxy' s NAME to Dibby]
Dibby
i love this username!!
Janine
me too <33333
Janine added [Jade' s Girlfriend] and [Vriska' s Girlfriend]
Janine
jade meet dibby
Vriska' s Girlfriend
hows she doing baby
Janine
she just woke up from her nap
[Dibby changed Vriska' s Girlfriend's name to [CrazyBitch].]
crazybitch
Janine
of course!!
[CrazyBitch changed Janine's nickname to [Kanaya's Mommy],]
mommybitch' BITCH
thank u!!!
crappyKlutzy
guys!!! im here!!!!
[CRAppyKlutzy changed [Roxy' s Girlfriend]'s name to [Roxy' s Sister]]
[Roxy' s Sister changed Dave' s BF]'s name to [Dave]
CrapcrappyKlutzy
aww thats cute!
[CrazyBitch changed [Karkat' s Bro']s name to [Karkat]'s Dad.]
crappyKlutzy
i still cant believe that karkat is actually the real dad here ive been saying since forever
dadGladrags changed their nickname to [Dave]
Roxy' s Girlfriend
this is all so sudden!!! what do we call everyone??????
crappyKlutzy
well dave' s bro should have one
crappyKlutzy
or we could just call him karkles' bro and call kanaya mom and john dads
crappyKlutzy
which is totally fine! you can change your name any time yknow!
Dibby
I agree
MommyBitch' BITCH
yeah, same here
[Dibby has changed [Rose' s Girlfriend's name to [Eridan's Girlfriend].]
DadGladrags
yep! same here!
[dumbledore is now a fucking blue wizard]
CrapcrappyKlutzy
omg
CrapcrappyKlutzy
whyyy tho???
[CrapcrappyKlutzy changed his nickname to [Tavros' BFF]
Dibby
Because Tavros' is literally the best bff
crappyKlutzy
u got it dave!!
[Dibby changed Tavros' BFF's name to [John]!]
Dibby
Also because John seems more open minded than anyone
CrapcrappyKlutzy
true true true
MommyBitch' BITCH
can somebody give me advice on what to do about this?
[Dibby changed MommyBitch' BITCH' name to [MommyBitch'.].]
MommyBitch' BITCH
Thanks!
Dibby
no problem
[Dibby changed MommyBitch' BITCH' name to [MommyBitch].]
MommyBitch' BITCH'S Girlfriend
hey where did i get my gf's names again??
crappyKlutzy
you stole them
Dibby
It was the most logical explanation given by our current situation
[Dibby changed their nickname to [Kankri' s Brother.]]
MommyBitch' BITCH
Wow... I guess this makes sense now!
Dibby
Yes it does. Thank you.
[Dibby changed their name to [Dad's Bro].]
[Daddy's Baby added [Jane' s BF] and [Roxy' s BF] to [Family]
Daddy's Baby
Hello my lovely children!
MommyBitch' BITCH
Sup bro
Dad's Bro
Hi! This must be your new girlfriend, yes? She looks nice.
[Daddy's Bro has changed MommyBitch' BITCH'S nickname to [Roxy' s Sister].]
Roxy' s Sister
Hi guys :O
[Roxy' s Sister changed Daddy's Bro's nickname to [Mr. Egbert's Daddy].]
Mrs. Egbert
This really is getting complicated isn't it?
Dad's Bro
Unfortunately yes.
[Daddy's Bro changed Mr. Egbert's Daddy's nickname to [Dad's Husband].]
Mr. Egbert's Husband
How interesting....
Roxy' s Sister
You can say that again...
[Roxy' s Sister has changed Mr. Egbert's Husband's nickname to [Mr. Egbert's Mommy].]
MommyBitch' BITCH
So um... what are we supposed to call everyone else?
dad's Bro
We should probably start with Dirk and ask for his name first
dad's Bro
Dirk is a cool name
[Daddy's Bro has changed Dirk's nickname to [Karkat' s Father].]
Daddy's Bro
Hehe
[MommyBitch' Bitch has changed Daddy's Bro's nickname to [Kankri' s Brother].]
MommyBitch' Bitch
So who else?
[Dad's Bro and Mr. Egbert's Daddy's Husband have changed Dirk's name to [Kankri' s Brother's Husband].]
MommyBitch' Bitch
Ok ok i guess that's everyone then
Roxy' s Sister
Well not including Kanaya's boyfriend
Dad's Bro
Oh yeah I forgot about that
Dad's Bro
That means he's gonna need a name of his own
[Dibby changed Kankri' s Father's name to [Aradia's Brother]."]
Aradia's Brother
Ooh what should i name myself?
dibby
uhhhhhhhh
dibby
your name is just like you. its kind of a mouthful, dontcha think?
[dibby has changed Aradia's Brother' s name to [Aidan's Brother]]
Aidan's Brother
Yeah sure whatever you say dude :O
Dibby
ok now who needs a nick name??
[CrappyKlutzy has changed Dibby's nickname to [Brobro]]
Brobro
Thank you. :)
[CrapcrappyKlutzy has changed Dirk's name to [Dibby's Dad].]
dibby's Dad
ok karkitty is out too!!
[MommyBitch' Bitch' is now a fucking red wizardess]
[CrazyBitch' Bitch is now a FUCKING blue wizardess]
CrazyBitch' Bitch
oh yeah this one hasnt changed yet :O
[CrazyBitch' Bitch changed CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' s nickname to [CrazyBitch' Girlie]]
crappyKlutzy
[CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' s nickname to [CrazyBitch' Mommy]:]
crappyKlutzy
soooooo
[CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' s nickname to [CrazyBitch' Girlfriend] has changed CRAppyKlutzy's nickname to [CrappyKlutzy]
CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' s nickname to [CrazyBitch' Girlfriend] is now a fucking blue wizardess]
CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' S nickname to [CrazyBitch' Boyfriend] has changed CRAppyKlutzy's nickname to [CrappyKlutzy]
CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' S nickname to [CrazyBitch' Girlie] is now a fucking red wizardess]
CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' S nickname to [CrazyBitch' Girlfriend] is now a fucking blue wizardess]
CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' S nickname to [CrazyBitch' Girlfriend] is now a fucking fucking red wizardess]
CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' S nickname to [CrazyBitch' Girlfriend] is now a fucking fucking blue wizardess]
crawlyFuckingBones
wait wtf is going on????
crawlyFuckingBones
wtf why am i still confused
fuck you all
Fuck
Motherfucker
fucker
FUCK
fucker
[Frickin'Kankri' s Girlfriend]
frickin' kankri' s Girlfriend:
Hey guys. What's up? Are we ready to get started now or is there anything else important that I need to know first??
[MommyBitch' Bitch' Girlfriend' is no longer an actual wizardess]:
There's something I don' understand about this. Why are we doing this now? We havent gotten all that far. There's still so much to figure out!
MommyBitch' Girlfriend' is now a fucken purple wizardess]:
I'm sorry but I've got some serious questions about this too... Do we even want to keep going?
[MommyBitch' Bitch' Girlfriend' is now a fucken orange wizardess]:
But if there isn't enough time left before the ceremony... Shouldn't we try and finish off this last part earlier before that?
[MommyBitch' Bitch' Girlfriend' is no longer an actual wizardess]:
I mean... We could always just make the ceremony wait!
MommyBitch' Girlfriend' is now a fuckin rainbow witch]:
Or we could postpone that part too!
[FUCKER'S MOTHER IS A FUCKEN PINK WIZARDESS]:
Yeah!!! That way everyone can stay together!
[MISS MY CHICKENS IS AN APPLEWOMAN]:
Exactly!
MommyBitch' Girlfriend' is now a shithead wizardess]:
I agree, but let us talk about this calmly and rationally first.
[MISS MY CHICKENS ARE APPLESWOMANS]:
Okay!
[MommyBitch' Girlfriend' is now a shithead wizardess]:
Ok. Let's all take a moment to gather ourselves and think through this logically before talking about it any further.
[MIS MY CHICKENS ARE APPLESWOMANS]
Alright then! How do we go about doing this then?
[MommyBitch' Girlfriend' is now a fucking black wizardess]:
Maybe we should tell Kankri first, since he's the only one of our friends that isn' here yet.
[MISS MY CHICKENS ARE APPLESWOMANS]:
What about Eridan though? He's the one that told us about this in the first place!
[MISS MY CHICKENS ARE APPLESWOMANS]:
Plus his sister is also a magician!
[FUCKING KANKRI'S GIRLFRIEND IS NOW A FUCKEN BLACK WIZARDESS]:
That could work! Maybe Eridan will know what to do!
[TINY FOURTH SUNSET BOY is now a tiny green wizardess]:
I guess the most reasonable thing to do is just give him instructions as well and make him take care of our guests until we arrive
[FUCKING KANKRI'S GIRLFRIEND IS now a tiny purple wizardess]:
That sounds fair, doesn't it Jane?
[Jane is no longer an actual wizardess]:
Uh yeah sure! Whatever!
[KILL ME WITH A SHOT GUN is now a little purple wizardess]:
Hey guys! This is the last party of my life so I wanna make sure you all get along while you're here!
[Dude has changed Jane' s nickname to [Jane's Dad].]
[FUCKING KANKRI'S GIRLFRIEND IS now a little purple wizardess]:
Good idea, John!
[Fucker' s Mother is now a fucking pink wizardess]
[Fucker' s Son has changed MommyBitch' Bitch' Mother's nickname to [Frickin'Bitch'.]
[Frickin'Bitch' Bitch' Son has changed Dirk's new nickname to [Dirk's Bro].]
[MommyBitch' Bitch' Mother' has changed Dirk's new nickname to [Frickin'Bitch' Grandpa].]
[Frickin'Bitch' Son has changed Dirk's new nickname to [GrandpaDirk].]
[Frickin'Bitch' Son has changed Dirk's new nickname to [Gramps'.]]
[Frickin'Bitch' Son has changed Fucker' s Mother's nickname to [MamaMama].], [Jane's Lover has changed their nickname to [Jane's girlfriend], [CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' has changed Their boyfriends' names to [CrazyKlutzy', [CrazyBitch' Girlfriend' s name to [CrazyKlutzy's Girlfriend']], [Frickin'Bitch' Son has changed MommyBitch' Bitch' Mother's nickname to [DaddyBitch], [Dad has changed Fucker's Son's name to [TheBASTARD]].], [Frickin'Bitch' Son has changed Jane's Lover's name to [Jenny].]
[FuckOffKarkat' s Girlfriend' has changed their name to [Jane's Dad].]
[FuckOffKarkat' s Girlfriend' is now a tiny green wizardess]:
Now that that' s done, would anyone like another drink or anything???
[Kankri's Mom' s Girlfriend has changed their name to [CrazyKlutzy's Mom'.].]
crappyKlutzy' S nickname to [FuckOffKarkat' s Girlfriend' is now a fucking yellow wizardess]:
So! Uh... What exactly is this ceremony gonna involve anyway? It looks kinda like a wedding... But with magic?
[MommyBitch' Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' S nickname has changed MommyBitch' Girlfriend' s name to [MommyBitch' Girlfriend' S mommy], [DaddyBitch' Girlfriend' s mommy], [DaddyBitch' Girlfriend' s mommy' s mommy]
[FuckOffKarkat' s Girlfriend' S nickname has changed MommyBitch' Girlfriend' S mommy' s mommy to [CrazyKlutzy's Mom' s Mom'."].]
[FuckOffKarkat' s Girlfriend' S nickname has changed CrazyKlutzy's Mom' s Mom' S nickname to [CrazyKlutzy''].]
[MommyBitch' Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' S nickname has changed [CrazyKlutzy' Mom's Mom' S nickname to [CrazyMommaKlutzy''].]
[FuckOffKarkat' s Girlfriend' S nickname has changed DaddyBitch' Girlfriend' s Mom' S nickname to [DaddyGoddamnBitch''.]
[CRAppyKlutzy' s Girlfriend' S nickname has changed DaddyBitch' Girlfriend' s Mom' S nickname to [CrazyFUCK''.]]
[CrapityGrosser']
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
[DadDee's Girlfriend]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[DeeDee's Girlfriend' is now a huge ass red wizardess]
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
[DadDee' s Girlfriend' S nickname has changed DadDee' s Girlfriend' S nickname to [DadDeeee's Girlfriend']
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
[CrazyGrosser' S Girlfriend' name has changed MommyBitch' Girlfriend' S name to [DramaQueenBitch]:]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[DaddyDee's Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' name has changed Fuckoff's Girlfriend' S nickname to [Fuckoff's Dad].]
Ohhh yeah. We can totally use those magic spell cards from the movies to show everyone else who they really are and what exactly this party is for!!!!!
OH YESSSSS
[CrazyGrosser' D Dad's Girlfriend']
Omg
I'm gonna faint
OH MAN OH MAN oh man OH MAN OH MAN
OMFG!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OHMAN OH NOOOOOOO
[CrazyGrosser' D Dad's Girlfriend]'s GIRLFRIEND' s GIRLS' GIVEN NAME has changed CrazysGirlfriend' s Girlfriend's Name to [CrazyKlutzy's Girlfriend'.]
THE BABY'S NAME HAS CHANGED THE FIRST GENDER OF EVERYTHING.
[CrazyMommaKlutzy' D Dad' s Girlfriend' name has changed DaddyDee' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' S name to [DaddyDee'.]
OH NO!!!!
OH MY GOD THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
WE DIDN'T MEAN TO CHANGE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT WHAT WAS IN MINE!!!!!!!
[CrazyGrosser' D Mom's Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name has changed MommyBitch' Girlfriend' s Name to [BitchFuck].]
THEY'RE STUPID AND LITERALALLY DON'T KNOW THEIR OWN HANDBOOKS SO THEY CAN'T EVEN USE MAGIC WITHOUT GETTING IT ALL WRONG
[CrazyGrosser' D Dad's Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name has changed DaddyDee' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [DaddyDee' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name].]
OH YEAH RIGHT!!! THIS FUCKING IDEA'S FUNNY BUT ITS A FUCKING TRADITION NOW AND ANYMORE IM JUST TAKING CARE OF MY RESPECTS AND GOING OUT WITH MY PRECIOUS DADS TO GET ME A FEW MORE DATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS ISNT SOME BULLSHIT FROM A MOVIE AND I AM NOT LETTING THESE PIGEONS HAVE OUR FREAKY THOUGHTS OR OUR RULES!!!!!
I AM THEIR GOD DAMN CAPTAIN AND I WILL DO AS I PLEASE WITH THEM!!!!
[CrazyGrosser' D D dads' Girlfriend's Girlfriend' s Name has changed DaddyDees' Girlfriend' s name to [CaptainBitch].].]
THAT DOESN'T MAKE HER MY FUCKING CAPTAIN!!!!
[BitchFucker' s Mom's Girlfriend's Girlfriend' s Name has changed CaptainBitch' Girlfriend' 's name to [CaptainBitch's Daughter].]
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!!!!!
[CaptainBitch' s Daughter' s name has changed CaptainBitch' Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [FickFucker' s Daughter' S Girlfriend].]
[CaptainBitch' s Girlfriend' s name has changed CaptainBitch' Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [FuckOffKarkat' s Girlfriend' S Girlfriend' s Name].]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!!
[fuckoffkarkat' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' S name has changed fuckoffkarkat' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [FuckOffKarkat' s Father's Girlfriend' s Name].]
OKAY STOP IT. ALL OF YOU STOP SHUT UP!!!
We'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING
NOW SHUT UP
LISTEN: WE WERE PLANNING A FUCKING CHRISTMAS PARTY WHICH HAPPENS NEXT YEAR WHEN WE FINISH STUDYING ENGLISH. THIS KIND OF FUCKIN' FEEL LIKE A BORING PARTY WHENEVER WE'RE ALL ACTUALLY READING FRICKIN SCHOOL WORK AND NOT PLAYING VIDEO GAME OR DRINKING COFFEE (BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING GROWN UP FUCKING WOMAN AND I DON'T LIKE MY BLOOD BEING POISONED)
BUT I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THAT THIS FUCKIN' KID'S REALLY SPECIAL AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE GOING THROUGH ALL THIS CONSTERNATION AND EFFORT RIGHT NOW WHILE HE'S ALREADY OUT PLAYING HIS FUCKING BEST CARD CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU NEEDN'T BE AFRAID TO SEE HIM AS MUCH WHILE YOU'RE OVER HERE BUT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CALL ME BEFORE YOU EVER CALL US AGAIN. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CONSIDER YOUR SAFETIES BEFORE CONTACTING US OR WE WOULD NEVER AGREE TO ANOTHER CALL AGAIN.
AND DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT IT IS FOR YOU TWO TO GET TOGETHER AND HAVE A LONG RELATIONSHIP???
OF COURSE, WE ALL WANT TO SEE YOU AND HIM BEACH BOIS, WE LOVE YOU. BUT THE WHOLE WORLD DOES NOT FUCKING DESERVE THIS. WE NEED TO LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES AND STOP MAKING OUR OWN. THE ONLY WAY WE WILL EVER LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP IS THROUGH YOU TWO'S EXPERIMENTABLE SPACIAL COMMUNICATION.
THIS IS NOT JUST ANY KIDS BUNCH OF PEOPLE. WE CAN BE BETTER THAN THAT. WE NEED TO BE BETTER THAN THAT. WE HAVE THE POWER AND VOTE IN OUR OWN FAULT, BUT WE CAN ALSO USE IT TO HELP PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO COME HERE. OUR CHOICES ARE VERY LIMITED AND THEY HAVE NO ROOM FOR FOREVER.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPTUALIZATION OF "THE HUMAN RACE"? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THE PERSONALITY OF THE ONE YOU CALL YOUR BROTHER IS TO THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF THE UNIVERSE?????
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
WE NEED YOUR HELP. WE NEED YOUR BRAINS. WE NEED YOUR STRENGTH. WE NEED YOUR FASTNESS. WE NEED YOUR POWER. WE NEED YOUR PASSION. WE NEED YOUR PERFECTION. WE NEED YOU. YOU SHOULD NEVER DISAPPEAR. EVER. YOU WILL BE INVITED BACK INTO US. YOU WON'T BE ALONE. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BE ALONE. THERE WILL BE NO PLACE FOR YOU TO RETURN TO AFTER WE SAVE YOU FROM YOUR DEATH.
THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM THE WAR. WE HAVE TO FIGHT TO WIN THIS WAR. IT IS ALL YOURS AND YOUR FAMILY'S. WE DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICES. WE MUST DO WHAT IS RIGHT. WE MUST DEFEND THIS TERRIFYING WAR. WE NEED YOU TO FIGHT FOR US. WE NEED YOU TO FIGHT. I KNOW THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE. THAT IS MY FACE. MY MOTHER MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE UNEMPLOYED MILKER BUT SHE ALSO GAVE ME THE GREATEST ASS THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. MY MEN ARE IN THE OVAL KEEPER, MY MEN ARE AT THE KEEPERS' KEEPER, MY MEN ARE IN THE KEEPER', AND MY MEN ARE IN THE KEEPER'.
MY MEN HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN WHAT I GAVE THEM. THEY WON't FORGET WHAT I AM ABOUT TO COMMEND TO THEM.
BEFORE I GO ANY FARTHER WITH THE STORY, I NEED TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY BOYFRIEND, KARKAT'S BEST FRIEND. HIS NAME IS SAVA. MY SAVA.
I WANT TO REMEMBER IT TOO.
[CatchyCat' s Girlfriend' s Name has changed CatchyCat' s Girlfriend' s Name to [CaptainCat],]
YOU CANNOT DO IT TO ME. THIS IS SERIOUSLY NOT OKAY.
NO MORE CATCHY CAT. THIS IS THE OFFICIAL END OF OUR SINGLE LIFE. IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT AND I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANY OF YOUR FAMILIES ARE SUCH ASSHOLES.
[BitchFuck's Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name has changed CatchyCat' s Girlfriend' s Name to [MotherFucker],]
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU ARE SPEAKING TO????!?!??!!??!?!!?!??????
THIS IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS OR FUCKING MATSUYA'S FUCKING BUSINESS OR ANYBODY'S BUSINESS.
DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM A MORON?
DON'T TEST ME!!
[CaptainFuck' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name has changed CaptainFuck's Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [CaptainDad's Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name]
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING?!??!??!!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!
[Catchycat' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name has changed CaptainCatchys' Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [CaptainCatdad's Daughter's Girlfriend' s Name].]
THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN SOMEONE TAKE THIS OFF OF ME!!!???
[CaptCaptCapt' s Daughter's Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name has changed CaptCaptCapt' s Daughter' s Girlfriend' s Name to [CapCaptCaptain']
CAPTAIN CAP'T CAP'T CAP'T CAPTAIN!!!
[MommyIsRight has changed CaptCaptCapt' s Girlfriend's Girlfriend' s Name to [MomFuckingMom''s Girlfriend' s Name].]
THIS IS STUPID. THIS IS A DISASTER.
THIS IS NOT JUST A PRODIGY WHO IS A BADASS. I REJECT YOU AS A MAN AND YOU'RE A DAMAGED DOG, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED HER LIKE YOU WERE TOLD. THIS IS NOT THE END, KARKAT.
[BitchFuck' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name has changed FuckinTheMotherfucker' s Girlfriend' s Name to [FuckerFucker]
THIS IS UNFAIR AND BULLSHIT.
[CaptainDad' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name has changed CaptainDad' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [CaptainDad'sGirlfriend' s Motherfucker']
this is fucking bullshit.
why is this all happening again.
i don' t know what happened anymore, i don' t understand any more.
we just need to get out of this place before we do something worse than what we've already done and fuck up. please.
PLEASE.
Please just let me see Karkat for a little while longer.
Please.
[DaddyDollHasBeenRepliedTo by MommyInAMommyAandYourMom!]
PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM. PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM HURRY OR ELSE HE'LL BE MISSING FOR FIVE DAYS
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE DON'T LOSE
PLEASE DON'T LOSE
PLEASE DON'T LAZY AROUND LIKE THIS
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME TO BE ALONE
PLEASE, GOD. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. I JUST CAN'T...
PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE...
PLEASE....
PLEASE...
PLEASE...
PLEASE...
PLEASE...
PLEASE...
PLEASE...
PLEASE...
please.
PLEASE...
PLEASE...
PLEASE...
PLEASE...
PLEASE.
PLEASE.
AHH HHHHHHH, FUCK THIS, I'M TRYING TO WRITE SOMETHING HERE AND SOMEBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!
[CaptainFuck' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name has changed CaptainFuck' s Girlfriend' s Name to [CaptainDad'sGirlfriend's Girlfriend']
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, YOU FREAKING BITCH! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!
WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT YOU DO TO THEM...
LET THEM SEE WHAT WE CAN DO! EVERYONE'S GOT THEIR OWN ADVENTURES TO CONTINUE! qosjdjqo8w7djfnfu11929fhcb29sjcf2d0nb5b4e6d9bd8c7g2h6c11h7a8wf4d0n6e7df5e78f7bd4bf4bb2u9c9f3g0b4d10d9d25b6e7df1h7b3d0c9f2u0c9f3g4bcdbb4e7bf3d30f0d9e7fd8fb8ab3d9f3e7fd8f4dc4db8d4e7fc6f6f9f9f3d8d7b6ed3d50f8af8b4d4e7df1h7b4b4e7bf3d60e8dd3eb7c2c9g4f7a7bf3d40f3b3d48f3b5d35d7b4ab4b4f7ad50f8f4f0b3d49f8f8df5e7df1h7b4b4e7cf1h7b3f6b3f1h7b4b4b4d50f8f4f3b5e7bf3b7f6c..........
ANYWAY. ANYWAY.
ANYHOW. ANYHOW, ANYWAYS, ANYWAYS...
...anyway... ANYWAY...
Anyhow... ANYWHERE... ANYWHOOOWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!
[KarkatVantas Has Changed The World And Is Now In A Room With His Mother Who Was A Hero On Alternia Before They Died]
THIS IS A CHAPTER BY KARKAT VANTAS. THERE'S A LOT TO EXPLAIN BUT IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM LET'S JUST GET ON WITH IT. ALSO THE NAME IS PUNISHMENT IN FLAMES!
[SolluxCaptor has changed CaptCapt' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [ScrewYou's Best Friend' s Girlfriend' s Name]:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
[PunishmentInFlames has changed ScrewYou's Best Friend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [BitchSlut's Wife]'
OH COME ON, I DON'T NEED THIS FROM YOU, DAVE.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, DAVE?!
YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT PERSON AND NOW YOU MESSED THEM ALL UP SO BAD THEY WANTED TO BE DEAD AGAIN? ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO TELL US WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO SAY OR WON'T YOU??
TAEHUIER'S SIX YEAR OLD SISTER HAS BEEN REPLIEDTO BY SCARYBOTTLE'S DAD'S GFANDMAIDS' DAD.
THE TWO OF THEM ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS, AND WHEN I SAID YOU TWO SHOULD GET MARRIED RIGHT AWAY, THEY DECIDED THAT 'YES!'
THAT'S WHY THEY DIDN'T WANT TO TELL US, THEY DON'T WANT TO RATHER BE MARRIED THEN TO LIVE UNDER ONE PLACE WHERE YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BESTIES WILL ALWAYS BE THE STRANGEST FUCKING PEOPLE YOU COULD EVER CONCEIVABLY IMAGINE.
SO THAT'S WHAT I WAS CALLING YOU TODAY WHILE YOU WERE READING THESE WORDS BEFORE I BROUGHT THEM TO YOU TOO.
YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE PART OF THE FAMILY ANYMORE, DID YOU?
NO NO, NO, I GUESS NOT.
BUT YOU'RE OUR BEST FRIEND'S BFFL FRIEND, EGBERT, SO YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME RESPECT TO THEM.
WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, KARKAT.
IF YOU CAN'T FEEL THE FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IN THE FIRST PLACE, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FEEL THE REAL FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE EVEN MORE?
OKAY OKAY, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE, OKAY? BUT I GUESS THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO BE THINKING ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?
THEY'RE ALL OVER THERE WATCHING YOU READ THESE WORDS WITH OPEN MOUTHS. AND YES, I THINK THAT'S BETTER.
SO, KARKAT, I'M REALLY GLAD I GOT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND BACK IN COLORS.
JUST PLEASE TAKE CARE, OK?
THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS,
THE MANLY, SUPPORTIVE, AND RELIABLY OPPRESSIVE PRINCE OF DARK BLOODS.
THE MAGICAL AND PRECIOUS MASTER OF THE ROOM.
THE MAN WHO NEVER LOSES HIS HEAD.
THE MAN WHO NEVER LOSES HIS HEAD.
THE MAN WHO NEVER LOSES HIS HEAD.
THE MAN WHO NEVER LOSES HIS HEAD.
THE MAN WHO NEVER LOSES HIS HEAD.
THE MAN WHO NEVER LOSES HIS HEAD.
THE MAN WHO CANNOT BE DEFEATED.
THE MAN WHO IS NEVER LOST.
THE MAN WHO IS ALWAYS LOST.
THE MAN WHO WILL ALWAYS LOST.
HE IS ONLY LOST WHEN HE IS NOT LOST.
THE MAN WHO IS LOST WHEN HE IS NOT LOST.
THE MAN WHO IS ALWAYS LOST WHEN HE IS NOT LOST.
THE MAN WHO IS ALWAYS LOST.
THE MAN WHO IS ALWAYS LOST WHEN HE IS NOT LOST.
THE MAN WHO IS ALWAYS LOST.
[AradiaCalliopeHas Changed The Name Of My Wife's Girlfriend' s Girlfriend's Name to [KarkatVantas] ]
OH MY GOD, KARKAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU KNOW THAT'S RUDE!! WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I JUST SAY?
[Kankri Vantashas Changed Their Own Girlfriend' s Name to [KarkatVantas] ]
YOU'RE WRONG. THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL.
KANAYA: KARACTHUZZ?
JOHN: yeah?
[JohnTheSonOfJohnHasChangedTheirNameTo [John] ]
Oh thank god. That was actually kind of scary.
[RosePetal has Changed Their own Wife' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [RosePetal ]]
JOHN: hey rose?
[KarkatIsRighteousAndFuckingGayForYouHasChangedYourOwn Wife' s Girlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [Karkat]
JOHN: omg. hi.
KARKAT:...
JOHN: i'm sorry.
KARKAT: OH...
JOHN: you know, i don't even really hate you that much.
KARKAT: WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE ON A FRIENDHIP BASIS?
JOHN: i guess so.
KARKAT:...
JOHN: i'm not good at this kind of thing.
KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
JOHN: i guess i just want to be your friend again.
KARKAT:...
JOHN: what i mean is, we used to be best friends. and we didn't get along very well but...
KARKAT: OH MY GOD.
KARKAT: YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT OUTLOOKED AND ALREADY TRYING TO FILL THE SILENCE.
JOHN: oh shit.
JOHN: karkat, listen. i'm sorry.
JOHN: i'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
[KarkatDoesNotLikeThisHasChangedTheirOwnGirlfriend' s Name To [CG]]
[KarkatTheManIsRighteousAndFUCKINGGayForYouHasChangedTheirOwnGirlfriend' s Girlfriend' s Name to [CG]
JOHN: uh....
[CG]
[CG]
[CG]
[CG]
JOHN:...
KARKAT: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
JOHN: like what?
KARKAT: LIKE THIS!
JOHN: i think it's pretty obvious.
KARKAT: NO, IT IS NOT!
JOHN: do you wanna be my best friend?
KARKAT:...
KARKAT: I GUESS.
[TheOnlyOneOfUsWhoCallsMeJohnHasChangedTheNameOfTheirOwnGirlfriend' s Name To [TheOnlyOneOfUsWhoCallsYouJohn]
JOHN: karkat...
KARKAT: JOHN.
JOHN: are you sure about this?
KARKAT: YES. I'M SURE.
JOHN: um...
JOHN: alright then. i'd like to try this out.
KARKAT: YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
[TheOnlyOneOfUsWhosTheOnlyOneOfUsWhosTheOnlyOneOfUsHaveChangedTheNameOfTheirOwnGirlfriend' s Name To [TheOnlyOneOfUsWhosTheOnlyOneOfUsHaveChangedTheNameOfTheirOwnGirlfriend]
JOHN:...
JOHN: I love you too, karkat.
KARKAT: NO YOU DON'T!
JOHN:...yes, i do.
KARKAT: UGH, STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
JOHN: no, i mean it. you make me happy, karkat.
KARKAT:...
KARKAT: THANK YOU?
JOHN:...yeah.
KARKAT: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT, YOU KNOW!
JOHN: why would i be grateful for something as stupid as that???
KARKAT:...WHAT?
JOHN: nothing. forget i said anything.
KARKAT: JOHN?
JOHN: yeah?
KARKAT: ARE YOU OKAY?
JOHN: yeah! of course i am!
KARKAT: ARE YOU REALLY?
JOHN: yes!
KARKAT:...
JOHN: yeah, why wouldn't i be??
[KarkatHasChangedJohnHisGirlfriend' s Name to [John] ]
[JohnHasChangedKarkatTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
[JohnHasChangedKarkatTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
KARKAT: JOHN.
JOHN: *kisses karkat on the lips*
[KarkatHasChangedJohnTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: *kisses karkat on the mouth*
[KarkatHasChangedJohnTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: *kisses karkat on the cheeks*
[KarkatHasChangedJohnTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: *kisses karkat on the forehead*
KARKAT: JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!
[JohnHasChangedKarkatTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: *kisses karkat on the nose*
[KarkatHasChangedJohnTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: *kisses karkat on the cheek*
KARKAT: JOHN. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
[JohnHasChangedKarkatTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: ok, ok. chillax.
KARKAT: NO, FUCKING CALM DOWN!
JOHN: i have no idea what you're talking about.
KARKAT: YOU WERE DRUNK, JOHN.
JOHN: wut?
KARKAT: I SAID YOU WERE DRUNK!
JOHN: *whispers into the microphone*
[TheOnlyOneOfUsWhoseGirlfriend' s Name HasChangedTheirOwnGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
[TheOnlyOneOfUsWhoseGirlfriend' s Name HasChangedTheirOwnGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: *whispers in the microphone*
[TheOnlyOneOfUsWhoseGirlfriend' s Name HasChangedTheirOwnGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: *whispers in the microphone*
[TheOnlyOneOfUsWhoseGirlfriend' s Name HasChangedTheirOwnGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
KARKAT: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHIGN ELSE!
[TheOnlyOneOfUsWhoseGirlfriend' s Name HasChangedTheirOwnGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
KARKAT: OH MY GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOD.
[JohnHasChangedKarkatTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: *whispers into the microphone*
KARKAT: YOU IDIOT! YOU IDIOT!
KARKAT: HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
[JohnHasChangedKarkatTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
KARKAT: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
[KarkatHasChangedTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [John] ]
JOHN: karkat. it's not a big deal. i already know how you feel.
KARKAT: I DON'T CARE IF YOU DID OR NOT!
KARKAT: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!
[JohnHasChangedKarkatTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: karkat.
KARKAT: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT RIGHT NOW!
[KarkatHasChangedTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN:...
JOHN: karkat, i... i thought you were cool with this.
JOHN: that you'd be cool with this.
[KarkatHasChangedTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
KARKAT: FUCK OFF, JOHN.
[JohnHasChangedTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
[TheOnlyOneOfUsWhoseGirlfriend' s Name HasChangedTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN:..*hugs karkat*
[TheOnlyOneOfUsWhoseGirlfriend' s Name HasChangedTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
THE ONLY ONE: KARKAT, JOHN!
JOHN: hi dave!
THE ONLY ONE: OH! hello!
JOHN: you didn't see us hug did you?
THE ONLY ONE: oh!
THE ONLY ONE: no, i didn't.
JOHN: haha, karkat and i were just hugging!
THE ONLY ONE: oh yeah! i can tell that's exactly what happened!
JOHN: thanks!
THE ONLY ONE: you two look really cute together!
JOHN: haha, thanks!
JOHN: you too, dave!
THE ONLY ONE: ha ha! well, we gotta get going now!
JOHN: yeah. bye!
[TheOnlyOneOfUsWhoseGirlfriend' s Name HasChangedTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [John] ]
JOHN: *giggles*
JOHN: *giggles*
JOHN: *giggles*
THE ONLY ONE: john! i'm leaving!
JOHN: *winks* bye, dave! good luck on your show!
THE ONLY ONE:...i will. and you, too. bye!
[THE OnlyOneOfUsWhoseGirlfriend' s Name HasChangedTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [John] ]
JOHN: *sighs*
JOHN: *sighs* i should've been able to talk him out of this.
JOHN: he knows i'd be happy, right?
JOHN: right?
JOHN:...right?
JOHN:...wait.
JOHN: what...?
KARKAT: SEX, NOW.
[KarkatHasChangedJohnTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
[JohnHasChangedKarkatTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: karkat?
KARKAT: YES, DAVE?
JOHN:...what are you talking about?
KARKAT: JOHN, WE CAN'T JUST BOTH LIVE AND WORK IN THE HOUSE ALONE FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH, CAN WE?
JOHN:...no?
KARKAT: THEN WHY NOT MAKE THIS MORE COMFORTABLE BY SHARING A ROOM?
JOHN: um...
JOHN: i don't think that's a good idea, karkat.
JOHN: you'll only stress yourself out more than usual, and i won't let anyone else hurt you like this. besides, you're always saying it's not safe to sleep alone anyway, so i'll take turns keeping an eye on you.
JOHN:will you be my boyfriend?
KARKAT:...
KARKAT:...YES.
KARKAT: MAYBE.
KARKAT: MAYBE, IF YOU ASK ME.
JOHN: thank god!
JOHN: i was worried you might say no.
[JohnHasChangedKarkatTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [John] ]
JOHN: karkat?
KARKAT: HMM?
JOHN: are you sure you want me to call you that?
KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
JOHN: *pushes up his glasses*
JOHN: uh, karkat?
KARKAT:...
JOHN: karkat?
[KarkatHasChangedJohnTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: karkat!
[JohnHasChangedKarkatTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [Karkat] ]
JOHN: *huffs*
KARKAT:...
JOHN: karkat. are you okay?
KARKAT: *sighs*
KARKAT:...YEAH.
JOHN: *smirks* that's nice.
[JohnHasChangedTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [John] ]
[KarkatHasChangedTheirGirlfriend' s Name To [John] ]
JOHN:...karkat.
KARKAT: WHAT?
JOHN:...is that all you can do today?
KARKAT: NO, DAVE, I'M TRYING REALLY HARD HERE!
JOHN: hey, calm down.
JOHN: i just mean...*blush* does that mean you...you actually want me to be your boyfriend?
JOHN: i know its probably weird for me to ask this of you. but i thought...
JOHN: i thought maybe it would be better if we both...got used to each other.
KARKAT: WHAT??
JOHN: i thought it might make things easier for everyone!
JOHN: if there's someone who isn't afraid of you anymore, maybe they can start getting comfortable with our relationship, and then they can start letting go of those fears.
JOHN: i know it sounds weird, but i'm really glad that you agreed to be my boyfriend.
JOHN: and i'm sorry i had to push you into agreeing, but...it would have made me really happy, karkat.
JOHN: i promise i don't mind.
JOHN: just please don't ever try to kill yourself again. i hate seeing you get hurt. and i hate feeling like i need to protect you from everything.
KARKAT:...FUCK.
JOHN: karkat?
KARKAT: SHUT UP.
KARKAT: OKAY.
KARKAT: FINE.
KARKAT: I WILL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND, DAVE. BUT ON ONE WONDER.
JOHN: alright. whats the one wonder?
KARKAT: THERE IS A POSSIBLE WAY YOU COULD PROBABLY GET THAT WHORE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
JOHN:...i don't get where this is coming from.
KARKAT: JUST LISTEN.
JOHN:...alright.
KARKAT: KISS ME .
JOHN: -what? -
KARKAT: I SAID CHECKLIST, DAVE!
KARKAT: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW SHE'S THERE?
JOHN: because you told me.
KARKAT:...OH, RIGHT.
JOHN:...are you sure you want me to kiss you, karkat?
KARKAT: YES.
KARKAT: JUST DO IT.
JOHN: okay.
JOHN: okay.
JOHN: *kisses karkat*
KARKAT: WAIT.
KARKAT: WAIT.
JOHN: *pulls away*
KARKAT: DAVE.
JOHN: karkat?
KARKAT: *nods*
JOHN: *laughs nervously*
JOHN: ok.
JOHN: i guess i'll do it next time, then.
KARKAT:...DO IT AGAIN.
JOHN: uh, i don't know how to...
KARKAT: *holds out his hand towards John*
JOHN: o...okay, sure.
JOHN: *kisses karkat*
JOHN: *kisses karkat once again*
JOHN: *kisses karkat twice more*
JOHN: *kisses karkat three times*
JOHN: *kisses karkat four times*
JOHN: *kisses karkat five times more*
KARKAT: DAVE.
JOHN: karkat?
KARKAT: I NEED TO GO TO THE BEDROOM.
JOHN: oh! i'll come with you!
KARKAT:...NO.
JOHN: why not?
KARKAT: *takes a deep breath*
JOHN: karkat?
JOHN: karkat?
JOHN: karkat!
JOHN: KARMA!
JOHN: KAARA!
JOHN: KRASHA!
JOHN: ARADIA!
JOHN: AAARRRGGHH!!!
JOHN: KANAYA!!!!!!!
JOHN: *gasps*
JOHN: OH MY GOD.
JOHN: OH MY GOD.
JOHN: OH MY GOD.
JOHN: FUCK.
JOHN: *looks at karkat, who is looking back at him in shock*
JOHN:...
JOHN:...we didn't...
JOHN: i didn't think...
KARKAT: DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO WANT TO KEEP KISSING YOU, YOU IDIOT?
JOHN:...
KARKAT: I DON'T WANT TO KEEP KISSING YOU, DAVE.
JOHN:...oh.
JOHN: well, i guess i shouldn't have expected anything different.
JOHN: i mean, i did tell you i wanted to keep kissing you.
JOHN: i guess i just assumed...
JOHN: *blushing*
KARKAT: *blushes*
KARKAT:...
JOHN: *smiles*
KARKAT:...yeah, maybe we should do something else, instead.
KARKAT: LIKE SEX?
JOHN: *coughs*
JOHN: *gives Karkat a dirty look*
KARKAT: *laughs*
JOHN: *stares at karkat, smiling softly, and slowly starts blushing*
KARKAT: DAVE.
JOHN: *stares at karkat*
KARKAT: WE SHOULDN'T DO THIS.
JOHN: *chuckles* nah, kar.
JOHN: *kisses karkat again*
KARKAT: *closes his eyes***
Chapter 13
KARKAT and his boyfriend John were laying under the covers, cuddling together while watching tv, when Karkat suddenly stopped what he was doing and looked down at John.
"Hey."
"Yeah?"
"...do you remember when we first met?"
"Huh? Oh yeah, right."
"Do you remember telling me about your dad?"
"No, not really."
"Me neither," said Karkat. "I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd have remembered something like that. But..."
"What?"
Karkat looked at John, then back down at the TV. He sighed, and leaned forward and kissed John gently on the mouth.
"Nothing," he whispered against John's lips.
JOHN: i love you, karkat.
KARKAT: I LOVE YOU TOO, DAVE.
They sat and watched television as the episode finished playing itself out. Karkat kept looking down at John, smiling, until finally, John turned to him, gave him a soft kiss on the nose, and whispered back:
"You know, this is the first time you've called me by my name since...ever. You haven't even done that before."
KARKAT:...WHAT?
JOHN: yeah.
JOHN: we haven't really had much time to talk either, lately.
KARKAT:...SO?
JOHN: so it means a lot, karkat.
KARKAT: SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT IT WORKED?
JOHN: *laughs* no. *pats karkat on the cheek*
John laughed, and pulled away from Karkat, who pouted slightly.
"Come here," John cooed.
Karkat smiled softly and complied, crawling onto the bed and snuggling up close to John, wrapping an arm around him. As he laid down, John wrapped an arm around him too. They lay like that for a few minutes, both content just holding the other in their arms, until eventually, Karkat spoke up.
"Dave?"
"Mm?"
"You know, I still don't believe you about the sex thing, right?"
"Yeah, I figured as much."
"But...thank you for being willing to give it another shot. For making the first step."
"Anytime, karkat."
John smiled as he stared at the ceiling, thinking about how much he loved spending every second of his life with Karkat. His boyfriend was always there for him, whether he needed help or comfort. And even though they never went beyond kissing, he knew that the moment he asked for it, Karkat would gladly go along with whatever John wanted, and be his boyfriend. He just hoped that Karkat would feel the same way about him, someday soon.
He looked over to Karkat, who seemed to already be asleep. a bulge had appeared in the front of Karkat's pants. John bit his lip, trying not to laugh at it. If Karkat knew he saw it, he'd probably be really embarrassed. After all, Karkat was very shy about those kinds of things, usually. But John wasn't going to say anything. he began rubbing small circles into Karkat's back, which made Karkat relax further. John grinned to himself as he looked at Karkat's sleeping face. Karkat seemed absolutely beautiful right now. I began thrusting in and out of his boyfriend's ass with increasing speed, causing him to moan softly.
"Shh, shh, shh, sweetheart," murmured John, placing his forehead against Karkat's shoulder. Karkat responded by moving closer to John, pulling him even tighter against his chest.
After some time had passed, Karkat began moving, pushing into John's stomach with every thrust. He moaned loudly as he continued doing it, until he came inside John, making him groan loudly. John closed his eyes, and held onto his friend tightly, as tears rolled down his cheeks. Karkat felt this, and opened one eye to see John in tears.
"Are you alright, John?"
"I...i'm sorry...i thought i was ready...but I'm fucking sorry!" cried John, wiping away the tears with his sleeve. Karkat frowned, worriedly.
"It's alright, Dave, it's alright."
John shook his head, sniffling quietly.
"Don't ever worry about it, please."
Karkat nodded, but said nothing else, continuing to rub John's back and hold him tight. Eventually, Karkat started moving again, and John's breathing became shallow, and he was moaning, too.
John moved up from Karkat's shoulder to his neck, running kisses along it as he continued to make noises similar to those from earlier. When he finished, Karkat pulled him off of him, looking down at him lovingly. John opened his eyes, and gave him a warm smile.
"I love you," mumbled Karkat.
"I love you, too, Karkat," replied John, before leaning in to kiss him.
Karkat kissed him back, holding him close. After several moments, they broke apart. John reached for another cigarette, lighting it and taking a puff, before putting it out with his index finger.
"That's the last one," said John. "You can quit if you want."
Karkat shook his head.
"No, let's take it slow today."
Karkat took John's hand and squeezed it lightly.
"Thank you, Dave."
Chapter 14
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAH
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
THEY WERE GONNA DO IT AGAIN
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT HE WAS GOING TO CUT THEM IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT FUCKER!!!
HE IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING CHICKEN I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!
THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID! THEY NEVER LISTENED WHEN I TOLD THEM WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!
THOSE TWO CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR SEXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WILL MAKE IT THROUGH A YEAR BECAUSE OF THESE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE IT DOWN!!!!! TAKE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS FOR VANTAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR VANTAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VANTAS!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL THATS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BROUGHT US A GOOD LUCK!!!
HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!! TAKE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HELP ME !!! HELP ME!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME I CAN'T FIND IT, IT HURTS TO LOOK IN THE DARKNESS I NEED HELP IM SCARED.
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*Hey fuckers, sorry to interrupt your fun but my boyfriend just dropped a bottle of wine on me and he's freaking out because I told him that I didn' want it anymore so can you guys help me find where the wine went or not]
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~ The Great Gay Disaster~
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So basically, I'm drunk as shit and everything hurts like fucking Hell so could someone please get this bottle of fucking wine off of me? It won't stop bleeding I swear I'm gonna die right here at some point.
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Yeah dude we're coming over just hold your horses.
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FUCK OFF YOU GUYS DON' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT I KNOW WHERE THE FUCK HE SENT THAT SHIT GO GET IT ALREADY
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I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN SEE ANYTHING AND IF YOU COME INTO MY ROOM WITH A STUPID THING LIKE SOMEONE KNOWS WHERE I LEFT IT IT'LL TAKE US THREE HOURS UNTIL WE FINALLY FIGURE THIS OUT
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Oh no, he dropped an entire gallon of wine on himself! I'll go grab it while you keep an eye on him.
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You know what just forget all of us saw anything and come with us.
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Umm I can't I have to babysit someone tonight :(
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Who? And how the fuck are you going babysit with alcohol poisoning?
You know who and you better stay there to watch the kid, or I'm leaving you on your own!
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FUCK. FUUUUNNNNNN. Fuuuunnnn. I can hear her talking. She says she wants to meet you and I think she's drunk too... She seems really happy to see you, though. Don't you dare take advantage of her or let anyone else touch her... She's mine.
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Why did you do that? What if you get yourself sick and die? I don't know how many times I can say that to someone's face before they actually believe me.
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I love you. So much. You've been such a great friend to me and I know you'd do anything for me.
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LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT!!
It was raining outside so we decided to hang out on our way home after classes since it was nice and quiet and everyone was either in class or doing their homework inside. We walked hand in hand across campus and talked about random things since we were both very talkative people. We also talked about everything from movies to TV shows to music. We discussed a lot of things, which led to us walking into each other while we stopped to kiss and giggling about our stupidity.
We kissed again and then continued our walk to my dorms when I felt a chill go down my spine when a hand grabbed onto my shoulder and spun me around.
"YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE MATCHES!" I heard a man yell above the sound of thunder that boomed nearby. "I'LL MAKE ONE UP FOR YOU TODAY BITCH I WON'T LET YOU ESCAPE!"
When I realized what was happening, I started laughing hysterically with tears running down my cheeks. It took me a few moments before I could regain my composure. When I regained some semblance of control I looked up at the guy who was standing in front of me and gave him a hug.
"I would marry you in an instant if you asked." I said. He just stared at me, still grinning like an idiot. "What?" I asked confused. He just kept staring at me with a wide grin on his face. I started getting irritated by this weird staring contest that I couldn't win.
"Are you fucking deaf or something?" I yelled at him. He didn't respond, so I decided to start kicking him instead. I kicked and screamed at him until he finally reacted. He jumped back from me and laughed loudly. "That was so fuckin' funny I wanna die. YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAA I LOVED THAT SO MUCH I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT FAST AND EASILY IN YEARS!"
My mind was reeling. What the hell was going on? That wasn't the guy I knew. Was it? No, it couldn't have been. He couldn't possibly be...
"Is this some kind of joke?! Who are you?!" I shouted angrily. His smile slowly faded away from his face and he became serious again. He put his hands in his pockets. "I should probably give you a hint to who I am." He said. I rolled my eyes. "No thanks, I don't care." I replied. He sighed. "Fine, I guess I'll just tell you then." He said. "I'm your soulmate."
Chapter 12
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry, what?
I am your soulmate.
Your soulmate.
Me.
Your soulmate.
Holy shit. Holy fucking SHIT. How the actual fuck did this happen? I didn't even know that I was gay. YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAA
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAAAAH!!! I WILL FIGHT YOU WITH ALL OF MY POWER TO PROTECT YOUR SOULMATE!
YOU'RE DEFYING YOUR OWN DUTIES JUST TRYING TO AVOID ME?! IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU?
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. YOU'RE JUST PLAYING ON MY DESIRES, ARE YOU? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. DO YOU REALLY HAVE NO FEELINGS?
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER! YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS FICTION OVER---------------------------------------------------------------------I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY FAMILY ABOUT THIS!!!! I'M GOING HOME AS SOON AS YOU GET HERE. EVERYTHING IS GONE AWAY. EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL. OH GOD I WANT TO CRY NOW PLEASE I MISS MY FAMILY SO MUCH I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BEAT THIS GUESS I NEED YOUR HELP IM SCARED IM SORRY PLEASE.
[YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAA!]
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but one thing's for certain is I'm not letting you win today. YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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So he's alive? I mean I know that's crazy but still. The fact he isn't dead yet makes me happy YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAHAAHAAHAA
How the hell did this happen? I thought he was dead. I saw him die. That shouldn't've happened. There was no way he could be alive. He had to be in some sort of coma or something. This has got to be a trick or something. This can't be real.
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YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA
OH YEAH HE'S ALIVE BUT STILL CONFUSED I BET HIS THOUGHTS ARE WAY TOO TOUCHFUL OR SOMETHING. I'M PRETTY KIND TO SOME PEOPLE AND NOT AT ALL TO EVERYONE.
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I want you to remember every detail about me. YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAHAAAAHAAHAAAAAHAAHAAHAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hate you and I will never speak to you again in a million years and that is perfectly fine by me. You're a coward
YOU'RE AN IDIOT! YOU CAN NEVER LIVE WITHOUT ME!
WE WILL ALWAYS BE THERE WITH YOU ALWAYS!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME ANYMORE! YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAAA
NO, I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT OUTLAW. I'LL TAKE IT BACK. WE WILL ALWAYS BE THERE WITH YOU ALWAYS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT US ANYMORE.
DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU! I WONT DIE AND LEAVE YOU LIKE THIS! THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED.
THE END.
Chapter 13
It's a beautiful day today. YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAAHAAHAAAAA!!!!!!! HELP ME AKE IT DOWN . THIS ONE HAS TO DIE. I REPEATEDLY ASKED HIM FOR A SWORD AND A BLADE FROM THE GRAND COUNCIL TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE LIKE THE LAST ONE BUT HE FUCKER DIDNT LISTEN. IT WAS SO FUCKING UNBEARABLE I TRIED MYSELF TO KILL HIM. YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF ONLY I WAS ABLE TO KILL HIM I'D TAKE THE BLOOD OF THAT ASSHOLE WHO DARED TO SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAHAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE MY BROKEN SLEDGE WHENEVER I WANT IT!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE IT WAS OR WHAT HAPPENED TO IT I CAN JUST SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND AND BUST EVERYONE TO HELL TO PIECE INSTEAD OF MAKING THEM SPIN ME HEADROUND WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I COULD NEVER BE POSSESSED BY THIS. IT'S SO UNGODLY COOL AND STRANGE AND FUNNY AND AMAZING AND SICK ENJOYED AND EXISTENTIAL. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I FIRST SPIN YOU HEAD ROUND AROUND YOU'RE SO FUCKING FLIPPIN' AMAZING I'M JUST SO CONFUSED AND JUZZLED. LOOK AT YOU. LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE SO FUCKIN' ADORABLE I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
BUT ALSO I'M SO GLAD YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey!" I say. "Yo. Hey. Yo." He looks up from where he was sitting on his butt with his arms crossed.
"YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!!!!!" He jumps back. "YOU FREAKING FREAK!!!!!" He screams as he turns around running away, screaming like an anime girl. It's pretty cute. I chuckle. He's cute. He's really cute, and I really, really, really like him. But what if it ruins everything? What do I do now. Should I tell him right here, right now, or should I wait till he comes back? Well, there's only one option. I turn around and run after him. As soon as we were far enough away he stopped. "What the fuck do you think you're doing?!" I ask, panting.
He glares at me. "What the fuck do you think your doing?! I told you not to follow me!"
"Why?" I gasp out as I catch my breath.YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"That... wasn't your fucking place to question me, asshole!" He yells at me.
Oh wow. Okay, let's see how I can convince him.
You SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
"Look... just... listen. I don'..."
"Shut up already. Shut up." He says looking away. "Go away."
"No. Listen to me."
"I said shut UP!"
"No." I shake my head stubbornly and cross my arms over my chest.
"JUST GIVE IT UP!" he screams. "IT'S SPIN NING YOU HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND AND I'VE GOTTA GO NOW SO FUCK OFF!!"
"Fine!" I shout, throwing my hands in the air. "FINE! Go ahead then! Run! Run as fast as you fucking can! Go to hell! Just leave me alone!" I yell at him.
"You're pathetic." He shakes his head as he walks away.
Wait. What did he just say? Why does he always insult me when he doesn't even know who I am? He can't insult me if he doesn't know who I am. Is he being serious? Did he really just call me pathetic? YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND AND I'VE GOTTA GO NOW SO FUCK OFF!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!! Fuck you!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES HE CALL ME PATHETIC??? What the actual fuck did he just say??!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!
HE CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN!
I'VE GOTTA FIGHT HIM AGAIN!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
I'VE GOTTO SHOW HIM THAT THIS TIME IT'S ME BEATING HIM!!
YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAHAA!!!!!!!
YOU BET YOUR LITTLE ASS I'M TRYING! I HAVE TO WIN NO MATTER WHAT! HE'S GONNA KICK SOME FUCKING LEGACIES!
OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD..... WHAT AM I GOING TO DO????
THIS IS MY LIFE NOW!!!!! IT'S ALL GOING TO HELL TODAY!! WHY DIDN'YOU LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!! I WANTED TO GO AWAY WITH YOUUUUUU. WAIT. I WAS ONCE ATTACKED BY A TIGER!!!! I WAS SURE IT WAS REAL....
YOU SPIN ME HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO????????????? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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PRETENDING TO BE
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ME!!! YOU SPIN ME HEAD ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
THE WORLD IS WRONG!!!!! IT'S NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD WILL NEVER EVER
SEE ME THAT WAY!!!
MY NAME IS CHEVY FASTEST!! MY NAME IS CHRIS LIVINGSTON!!! I'm a freaking genius!! And I've got an ENTIRE PLAN FOR OUR UNIVERSE!! THERE ARE THREE OF US!! AND WE'LL STOP THE DEATH OF THE EARTH!!!
WHAT IF THEY NEVER SEE ME AS
AN EQUIPMENT!!! I THINK ITS BEST I JUST LEAVE!!!!! I NEED TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING TO TELL THEM BEFORE I GO.
I'm so tired of all this. Why is it happening now? Is this some fucked up joke? YOU SPIN MY HEAD ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW!!!!!!!! WHAT DO I WANNA SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE.............................. JUST............... PLEASE............... DON'T GO!!!!
DON'T GO............................. PLEASE....................................... JUST............................................. STILL DARE TO
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PLEASE............................... JUST.................................
COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE JUST COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What do you mean no!" I yell.
"I mean that I have to go and you can't stop me!" He shouts. "So just fuck off already!"
"No. This isn't how our friendship works! Not anymore! Not ever again!"
"And whose fault is that?"
I don't care. "None of yours."YOU SPIN ME HEAD ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!
YOU'RE SO FUCKING LAZY!!!! YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR ASS HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
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HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"What?" he asks, staring at me through the darkness. His face is completely black.
"Get your ass here right now! We're going on a date and I expect you to be on time!! Now get the fuck in here and shut up!"
"We aren't dating."
"Are too!"
"Not anymore."
"YOU PRETENDED TO BE MY FRIEND AND THEN YOU KISSED ME!" I yell.
"You kissed me first."
"You're supposed to be nice and not kiss someone when they ask you to."
"...I never asked you for help."
"You implied it."
"YOU SPIN ED MY HEAD ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN YOU SAID THAT YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! You can go to Hell with that!"
"But I didn't deny loving you either."
"Yeah. Sure you didn't."
"YOU SPIN ED ME HEAD ROUND RIGHT ROUND HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THEN YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD PLANS FOR OUR UNIVERSE AND I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST DECIDE YOU DON'T LOVE ME WHEN I ASKED FOR HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BEND THE CONFUSION INTO SOMETHING THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!!"
"I can."
"NO!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!! YOU SPIN ME HEAD ROUND RIGHT ROUND ROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 10302 WORDS