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RPG groupchat

merika22:
it's time to invite my friends in this new chat! 
joe02:
we have a little situation going on
A new story will be opened below.
who is this and what the fuck
merika22:
my friend from school is in love with another guy
how do you know this
joe02:
i just asked him out for a date
he says yes so...
Merika22:
do we have names or are they just random characters?
joe02:
also, does anyone know a girl named mary or jane who can read minds?
cantino69:
oh that'd be jenna
her dad is in love with a man and his name is
jennifer
jenniferZ:
wait, why do i need a name? i'm literally a ghost
merika22:
yeah but it's easier when other people get confused with ghosts
the more you use your real name  the easier it gets
and i already told you mine, right??
merika21:
you're not wrong ive heard of that before
but im kind of scared for no reason
merika24:
yeah
what do i even say? i mean, i dont really think we'd get along anyway
joe02:
oh shit sorry jenna :(((
merika23:
are you guys still coming over? ive got snacks ready
merika24:
sure thing
jackie10:
so are there any rules
merika25:
um well...
*MERIKA25 IS NOW THE EMPIRE*
*merika26 WILL BE DYING OF A CRUSH ON JACKIE 10*
jackie10:
this is gonna sound stupid but
okay so there'll be two people there, right?
like jesus?
merika25:
why am i feeling like the third wheel again????
and yes!!
*MERIKA27 HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GAME*
MERIKA28:
uhh hello
jackie10:
hi merika!!!!!
you're a pretty cool person :)
merika29:
hey jennifer!!!
wow, thanks...
jackie10:
jenna' s nickname is jennifer
its really cool
merika31:
oh my gosh, its not just her nickname
she has the title 'emperor of hearts' on her profile
jackie10:
ahhh okay cool
*MERIKA32 HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT*
*MERIKA33 IS NOW THE EMPRESS*
jennifer28:
jenna's the empress now
*merika34 IS NOW THE EMPEROR*
*MERIKA35 HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT*
*MERIKA36 HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GAME*
*MERIKA37 HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GAME*
*merika38 HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GAME*
merika42:
holy crap jenna, you're a queen now!
no offense but you look more like a marshmallow than the queen of hearts lol
jackie10:
says the girl in a pink tutu with pigtails
merika42:
that was ONE TIME AND YOU KNOW IT
and she did look good in that outfit!
*MERIKA44 HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GAME*
*MERIKA45 HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GAME*
*MERIKA25 DECLARES WAR ON  MERICANITY*
*MERIKA26 DECLARES WAR AGAINST MERICANISM*
*MERIKA27 DECLINES WAR AGAINST MERICAIDIA*
*MERIKA30 DECLINES WAR AGAINST MERICANIDIA*
*MERICANS ARE STILL ATTRACTIVE EVEN AFTER TWO YEARS*
MERIKA32:
hey guys?
is this the one you wanted me to add?
merika42:
yes!!! :)
can you come over after the movie?
merica32:
of course :)))))
merika28:
i hope merci comes too!
merikai29:
lol sure
Merican is a bitch! She only wants me for my money!
and as soon as I make something she can't take away from me she starts crying and throwing tantrums
just like my father!
merica34:
well thats not true :(
she loves you and treats you like her own son >///<
Merican is a bitch! She only wants you for your money! And she only takes things off of you to control you :-(
merika33:
youre so wrong!
*RUSSIA BEGINS TO LAUNCH THE NUKE  ATTACKS*
RUSSIA33:
we can all agree
our parents aren't perfect either :^)
MERICAN IS A BITCH! SHE ONLY WANTES US FOR OUR MONEY OR HER LOSS CONTROL OVER ME
and as soon as she loses that control over me
MERIKA25
can you shut the fuck up  with your racist ass???!! We all love our moms and dads and if they werent great then we wouldn't be here at all! >:((
Merika25 changed RussiaBitch34's nickname to MommiesAreTheBestMOM™
MommiesAreTheBestMOM™:
fuck u and ur family jenna
merica32:
oh hey merci, how're you doing?!
merika34:
fuck yall and ur families
*RUSSIABITCH34 IS NOW THE KING OF ALL FOUL TALKING IN THE HISTORY OF THIS CHAT *
merika34:
you fucking bitch! i've been trying to tell everyone for months about your disgusting racist ass
but none of you would believe me
mericansAreTheBestMOM™:
fucking bitch...
MERICOBABELLASANDROMANTIC:
dont yell at her! she hasn' done anything to deserve it!!!
merica34:
oh yeah??
im the king of all foul talk?? ive been calling you a bunch of homophobic shit ever since you started hanging with these losers
and i know what happens when people start hating on you,
mericobellasandromantic: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND HAHA
HHAHAHAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
RUSSIABITCH34:
get her bitch ass out of this chat
Merican is a bitch! You all deserve each other! You hate everything about me and you never want to see me! You all deserve to suffer and die a painful death!!!
Merican hates you! I don't need you to hate me back! I have my whole life ahead of me
Merican will conquer the world! Merican will kill you all! Merican will destroy every single human being you ever loved!!!!
Merican is a bitch! You all deserve each other! I don't need you to hate me back! I have my whole life ahead of me
Merican hates you! I don't need you to hate me back! I have my whole life ahead of me
Merica hates Merica: Fuck. Everyone. You hate everything about me, everyone in this group chat, even my mother, so why should I care about you?
Merica hates Merica: I'm going to rule the world and you're all going to be nothing but dust under my feet!
Merica hates Merica: I'm going to kill you all and then I'll go to hell and burn in eternal damnation!
*MERICA 35 IS NOW THE PRESIDENT OF THE HATE CLUB*
RUSSIANISFUCKINGDICK:
I THINK EVERYONE HERE KNOWS BY NOW BUT WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN WITH THESE LIES ANYWAY
MERICAAAA:
Oh, my god, please no.
MERIANA:
please tell us what happened
*THE PRESIDENT IS NOW THE HEAD ASSASSIN*
*THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GAME*
JUNEJUNIOR:
yep
I knew this would happen eventually
***
MERICA35 is now the PRESIDENT OF THE HATE CLUB (and also the headassassin):
Alright, let's get to work.
You all are going to stop insulting each other until this game has ended and this is all a lie. The truth will set you free....
RUSSIABITCH34:
how many rules?
MERICCA35:
None.
RUSSIANISFUCKINGDICK:
okay!
Merican is a bitch! You all deserve each other! I don't need you to hate me back! I have my whole life ahead of me!
MERICCA35:
I will not allow this bullshit to continue.
If you do not cease speaking, the game will end in one way or another, whether it be physically by force or otherwise.
RUSSIABITCH34:
what? i thought you said we didnt have any rules?
MERICA35:
This is a joke. This entire thing is a fucking joke.
We are not playing this stupid game,
Mericca35:
You have to play or else you won't leave this room alive. Do we understand?
TheWinner:
HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY PAINIS!!!! !!!!!
MERICCA35:
Shut up! You all have to listen to me now because I command you to do so. If you dont, then I can assure you that there will not be another party.
And if there is...
Then my friends will pay. They don't matter anymore. No one in their right mind can tolerate this kind of cruelty for long, but they are all dead anyway. I will enjoy watching them scream while burning alive as I watch them writhe in pain and fear and helplessness.
RUSSIANISFUCKINGDICK:
oh, fuck you bitch! i'm getting out of here NOW!!!
RUSSIABITCH34:
no, wait...
don't go...
MERCIE:
yeah...
come on bro, just listen to me...
RUSSIABITCH34:
you'all suck my pain!!!!!!!!! and i'm gonna kill you all!!!!!!!
MERICAN IS A BITCH! YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE!!!!! and once again you all are all useless little fucks!
and you all think i care about you?
NO!
I will destroy every last one of you. Every single one!
RUSSIABITCH34:
i'm leaving
RUSSIABITCH34 is now the President OF THE HATE CLUB (and also the headassassin):
All of you idiots will be killed one by one. It is already starting.
*THE PRESIDENT IS NOW THE HEADASSIN*
MERICCA35:
Don't worry. Your deaths will be quick and painless.
THE PRESIDENT:
I AM AWARE THAT NO ONE WILL SURVIVE FROM MY ATTACK BUT YOU GUYS
YOUNGEST CHILDREN,
WE HAVE A LOT TO DO.
*THE PRISIDENT HAS KILLED JOE02*
RUSSIABITCH34:
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?????
MERICA30:
ohhhhhh shit....
RUSSIABITCH34:
i wanna die
the president is now the PRIEST:
Nonsense. You are not allowed to kill anyone else, even your best friends. I will kill you only  after this game ends. Understood?
RUSSIABITCH34:
yeet
merciano31:
wtf just happened?
thePRIEST:
The president is now the priest, the queen of the world and the headassassin.
MERICA35:
Congratulations.
MERICCA35: all of you are fucking retard  ass fucks and im fucking sick of you! Youre going down!!!!
*THE PRIEST HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GAME*
MERICA40:
whats going on?? wtf is happening??? why am i still here?? how did i get here?
MERICCA35:
You got caught up in a game called "Truth or Dare".
MERICA40:
oh
RUSSIABITCH34:
shit...
merica35:
No more lies! Now all of you can say whatever you like, however you want. And don't bother lying to anyone. If your friend doesn' believe you, I swear to God that he will pay dearly for his betrayal. Do I make myself clear?
RUSSIABITCH34:
yes ma'am...
JUNEJJUNIOR:
you made our lives so much worse!! how could anyone think about doing something like that???
RUSSIABITCH34: Do you understand the consequences of your own actions?
JUNEJJUNIOR: yes! sorry!
MERICA35:
Now that we've cleared the air, shall we continue?
RUSSIABITCH34:
no!!!
*MERICA FEELS LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT*
RUSSIABITCH34:
sorry!! i just can't stand listening to you anymore!!!! and it's really not helping at all!
Merica is a bitch! You all deserve each other! I don't need you to hate me back! I have my whole life ahead of me!
MERICA35:
I'm the headassassin and I'm the fucking queen. That means that I have the power and influence over everything.
Merica is a bitch! You all deserve each other! I don't need you to hate me back! I have my whole life ahead of me!
MERCICA40:
so, we are gonna die...?
RUSSIABITCH34:
no I'm gonna destroy this entire fucking group chat once and for all!
MERICCA35:
that sounds fun...
MERICCA40:
yeah, sure...
MERICCA35 is the headassassin, the leader of the entire fucking hate club
*THE PRIEST IS NOW THE KING OF THE HATE CLUB*
MERCICA35:
I am Merica.
JUNEJJUNIOR:
wow... we never thought we'd see the day where one of those names actually means anything to someone....
Merica40:
this isn't true.....
MERCCA35:
do you remember me telling you guys that the only reason i'm even talking to any of you is because of my brother,
RUSSIABITCH34:
who says this is all because of your brother?
MERICCA35:
because i'm the most powerful witch ever.
MERCCA35 is the king.
MERCIBA35 is the headassassin.
MERCIBA35 is the queen.
MERCIBA36:
wait,
Mercias gonna be king?
I thought that was just a rumor...
MERCIBA39:
oh...
*THEY ARE GOING TO DIE EVENTUALLY IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER*
RUSSIABITCH34:
what the actual hell...
mercia39 is the king/prince
MERCIBA39 is the headassassin
MERCCA35 is the queen
MERICCA38 is the princess
MERCEIBE34 is the king/princess
mercias is the leader
mercy38 is the princess
mercy39 is the king/princess
merceibete34:
holy crap......
junejjunior:
wow......
JUNEJJUNIOR:
they're pretty awesome......
MERCIBA39: MAKE IT STOP MAKE STOP SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN !!!!!
mercy35:
shut up junejjunior!
RUSSIBITCH34:
this is insane...
MERICCA35:
it is indeed.
*THE KING AND THE PRINCESS COME ONTO THE CHARGE AND FIGHT EVERYONE IN COURT TO GET MARINA BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MERCCA37:
fuck
RUSSIABITCH34:
how the fu ck is this possible...?!!
*MARINA'S DEAD AND MERCCA37 IS A CROWDEBENDING ASSHOLE*
RUSSIABITCH34:
i dont trust you at all!
MERCIBA35:
stop acting like a child!!
MERCA36:
i am the king of the world!!!!
MERCCA35:
shut the fuck up!!!
mercerica37:
i'm not stupid!
russianbitch34:
oh my god....
*THE RAVENS COUNT DOWN THEIR TIME*
merciano37:
hey, what about you marina? do you really love us? or are you just playing us along with all of this?
mercias38:
its not that easy! you know who my enemy is!!
mercia37: but have you heard of the legend of MommybitchBITCH' ? !!??!!??!!?!?!!?
RUSSIABITCH34:
uhm..
RUSSIABITCH34 is no longer part of the hate club!!!!!!
mercias38:
well then...
i guess that was too bad...............
RUSSIABITCH34:
fuck off!!!!!!
*THE REVENGE SQUAD COMES TOGETHER AND STARTS TO FIGHT EVERYONE ELSE IN COURT FOR MARINA*
MERCA35:
oh wow...
*THE PRINCESS IS KILLING THEM ALL WITH HER BLASTER SWORD*
mercia36:
i'll go save her!!!!
RUSSIABITCH34:
dont!!!
*THE PRINCE COMES OUT FROM THE MANSION AND SLAMS HIS SWORD INTO THE PRINCESS' BODY*
RUSSIABITCH34:
NO!
*THE PRINCESS' SICKLE WASHES OVER THE COURTYARD, STINGS EVERYONE AND LIES BEHIND US IN A SPARKLY GREEN BALL*
RUSSIABITCH34:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PRINCE:
now listen you piece of shit!!!!
MERCIBA35:
you're such an asshole!!!!!
mercy38:
you were the biggest jerk on the planet!!!
MERUCIA:
you stole mommybitches throne!!!!!!!!!
mercias38:
you took away her kingdom!!!!!!
JUNEJJUNIOR:
what the fuck is happening here???? why do you look so different??
RUSSIABITCH34:
shut the fuck up!!!!
[RUSSIAN BOOTS ARE ON FIRE]
*THE RAVENS RUN AWAY BEFORE THEY CAN BE ATTACKED BY THE ENEMY WHO CLAIMED TO BE THEIR SISTER IN LAW** (or something).>
MERCIBA35:
i am the master of the underworld and the lord of demons!!!!
RUSSIABITCH34:
you cant kill me!!!!!!!!! im royalty!!!
MERCA35:
and i am the headassassin!!
MERCIBA38:
and i am the princess!!!
JUNEJJUNIOR:
and im the king!!!
MERICCA35:
i am now the queen!!!!!
merciBA38:
i am now the king's lover!!!!!!
mercy38:
i am now his concubine!!!!!
MERCIA35:
and im his wife!!!!!!
MERICA:
you're dead!!!!!!!!!!
juneJJUNIOR:
dammit mercy!!
MERCA35:
i am the goddess of revenge!!!!!!!!!!
mercy38:
i am the god of death!!!!!!!!!!!
mercia35:
i am the queen!!!!!!!
mercia36:
we are the kings and queens of hell!!!!
*THE FOUR TRIBE HAS FINALLY AREN'T ALIVE ANYMORE*
mercia38:
i have been given new life!!!!!!!
MERCIBA35:
i have become a goddess of vengeance!!!!!!!!!!
mercy38:
we will reign supreme!!!!!!
*THE THREE TRINITY TAKES CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE*
*RUSSIABITCH34, JUNEJJUNIOR, MERCIBA35 AND MERCO ARE IN FULL PACT WITH ONE another, FIGHTING EVERYWHERE THERE IS FREEDOM, MAKING EVERYONE WANT TO DIE AGAIN. EVEN THE PLANET'S WORST ENEMY IS ALSO BECOMING A GOD*
JUNEJJUNIOR:
i don't want to do this anymore...
merciba35:
me neither...
mercia38:
i agree!!
merciBA35:
me too!!!!
mercia36:
i am done!!!!!!!
RUSSIABITCH34
so are am I!
***END OF PART 1***