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Have this while i try and think of another Crack-Chapter/Inspired/while there is an exam i should be focusing on

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Teacher: Any extreme sport u've tried?

Blaze:  Doing my homework while the teacher is Collecting it

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Kidnappe: We have your Brother

Ais: Uh, which one?

Kidnapper: Cute, Loves to be friendly with us, green, flowers keep growing everywhere-

Ais: Thats Duri, you don't have him, he has you

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Blaze: You know I trusted you, but after all this? I don't know if I could ever trust you again

Taufan: Oh come on, so I ate the last chocolate bar. I said I was sorry

Blaze: well saying sorry doesn't bring it back!

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Y/N: On the seventh day of Christmas, may teacher gave to me

Gempa: Seven things of homework

Halilintar: Six mental breakdown

Taufan: Five dreams of dropout

Blaze: four hours of crying

Ais: three all nighters

Duri: two days of stressing

Cahaya: and a whole month of anxiety

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Gempa: What starts with "O" and ends with "inion" that can sometimes make you cry?

Taufan: Onion?

Halilintar: Opinion

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Blaze: why does my Phone have a huge crack?

Ais: You drank alot coffee last night and threw your phone on the wall

Blaze: R-really? Why?

Ais: *chuckles nervously*, you turned on airplane mode and kept on yelling at it to fly

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Cahaya: Any song can be depressing if you try hard enough

Taufan: 🎵 Where do we come from? Where do we go? Where do we come from? *tears slowly slide down face* *whispers dramatically* Cotton eye Joe...🎵

: Stop. Get some help

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Gempa: are you ok?

Halilintar: yes I'm fine

Gempa: what does 'fine' mean?

Halilintar: it means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all

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