𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐓𝐖𝐎; 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄

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by ghostsghoul

by ghostsghoul

College. Over, thank fuck. Oh, wait— scratch that. Let’s restart, and remember everything that’s happened in that shitty, nothing but fucking dirty, disgusting, bald Barbie doll—

AUGUST 12TH, 2009.

College. We’re here! Yay! Actually, we’re not here. Just act like we are, mkay?

Let’s rewind so you can remember how pathetic you were in college as if it were a highschool Disney movie!

Pushed up against a locker. Made out in class. Had a–don’t even know what to call him–‘boyfriend’ with benefits. Emphasis on benefits. Large, buzzing quotes on boyfriend. Made out in a classroom, thought everyone couldn’t see you–they could. Became the school’s biggest rave ever since the beginning of the year. Found out he was a lying skank. Also found out that you were accepted to a large business firm, as an assistant. 200k a year, great deal, am I right? Also, also found out you're inheriting your father's company.

Well, now that you’ve been caught up with everything— let’s press play and start the show!