*𝕊𝕠𝕗𝕥 𝔹𝕠𝕪* Simpbur x Reader

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I haven't been having the best week this week first off my computer tech teacher wasn't there so we had a relief and guess what WITH MY LUCK IT WAS A FUCKIN KAREN and me and some kid got confused so we put our hands up and asked 

"Miss could you please go back a step Y/n and I don't really understand" And she decided to respond 

"HOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU BOTH MMH 22 BOTH OF YOU YES ITS YOUR LAST YEAR YOUR SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING YOU BOTH ARE SO DUMB EVERYONE IS DUMB" She said going off about because its our last year we should know what were doing and the kid next to me i think he has some issues with being yelled at started to tear up and cry so i rubbed his back and screamed at her 

"MISS YOU JUST MADE POOR COLE CRY I DON'T THINK YOU CAN REALLY CALL YOURSELF A GOOD TEACHER IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE SIMPLE STEP AND ALL IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN WAS A 'OH SORRY WAS I MOVING TO FAST SO TO REACAP YOU DO THIS AND THIS' INSTEAD OF TALKING OUT THE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE WITH YOUR HUSBAND OUT ON US" I yelled back to the Karen because i am sick and tired of being yelled at by random old ladies and why do i always get the Karen's its like God hates me and really says 

"Uh your teacher is away well bitch guess what you get KAREN" Like mate give me a fuckin break so that was not fun at all but my digital art teacher D A V E was there so it was great 

"Hello there Ms/Mr/Zir (Other) Y/n how are you in this fine day" He said smiling at me as i took a seat 

"Truth?" I said sitting down 

"Of course" He said smirking 

"Shit absolutely shit" I said not realizing Wilbur sat down next to me 

"Oh shit what happened to make your whole day ShIt" He said shit in a girly voice 

"So i had a computer tech lesson earlier and me and my friend Cole got confused and asked for her to go back a step, she screamed at us calling us dumb, Cole cried, i yelled at her, she was stunned and we went off with the lessons with her being pissed" I said in a low tone as i felt a hand on my back i looked to my side to see Wilbur with an empathetic look in his face as he rubbed my back and when he was me looking at him he gave me a weak smile and i smiled back 

"Oh thats not good what was this BiOtChEs name" He said in the same girly voice 

"The BiOtChEs name was  something like Prof. Presly or something like that i can't remember didn't really care tho" I said with my chin on my hand as Wilbur rubbed my back and eventually rested his head on my shoulder 

"I'm sorry that happened to you Y/n" Wilbur said softly to me 

"Its ok it was funny in the end" I said patting his head and when i looked over to him his face was externally red kind of like the red when you spell soemthing wrong on Wattpad or Word i bet you can imagine when reading this finding all the spelling mistakes (Good luck bitches) 

"Ok where is everyone" D A V E said rubbing his hands together 

"HI HI SORRY I'M LATE SIR I HAD TO UM OH MY GOD RACE MIMI AHH Y/N WHY IS MIM'S SO  BLOODY FAST I SWEAR TO GOD" Charlie said out of breath as she sat down next to me on the other said puffed out 

"I taught that bitch well, see Ditto's raised a runner not a bitch" I said as we both laughed because out high school teacher had a goofy last name and we nicknamed him Ditto's as a joke and now its just a running joke for all who went to our school 

"N-NO NOT DITTO-" She said wheezing at the end because she ran really far really fast in an outfit that was not meant to be ran in but the crazy bitch did it the crazy bitch ran fats in those boots (Not as impressive as running in Thongs like its not a skill its a art Aussie will understand) 

"Well hello there Charlie nice to see you on time like most days" D A V E said smirking 

"Oh shooosh Davo's i ran very fast for a Muffin i may or may not get AHHHHHH I WANT A MUFFIN" Charlie said crying into my other shoulder 

"Jezz you must be very popular y/n" D A V E  said 

"Yes sadly" I replied comforting both Charlie and Wilbur 

"Oh sorry i meant your shoulders JAHAAHA" D A  V E  said laughing at his 'joke' even if you would call it that 

"ha ha ha ha very funny mate i am laughing so hard that you can't even see my laughing, i think my grandpa's laughing and he's six feet under the ground" i said laughing a bit even tho some people will be very offended and yell at me for making fun of my dead grandpa (ha ha um not me) 

"PPFT HA Y/N THAT IS, HA THAT IS SO BAD AND I SHOUDLN'T BE LAUGHINGG" D A V E  wheezed as he hit his desk and kind of descended that lecture lesson whatever went by very quickly and it was happily the last one of the day which i was very thankful for , i walked out of the class to see my friend Cole 

"Hey Cole are you ok?" I asked him as i rubbed his shoulder 

"Yeah um i'm better from KARED uuh i just wanted to say thank you so so much for standing up for me" He said smiling at me 

"Yeah no problem she's a mega bitch" I said as Cole pulled me into a hug and thanked me again but after he gave me the hug i could feel some ones eyes burning the back of my head...

A/N

Hellooo hope you all are doing well and eating and on the topic of eating i am getting better with eating sometimes i will forget and regret it but at least i'm trying and be happy i haven't hit my brother with a chair YET be happy 

So don't forget to Eat, drink, SLEEP, stay safe and warm love you all so much xx