*𝕊𝕠𝕗𝕥 𝔹𝕠𝕪* Simpbur x Reader

★Its a date★

Y/N POV: 

After hanging out with my buddies, amigo's, partners in crime whatever you want to call us we hung out and it was so much fun we ran, ate, joked around, got slightly lost, fell over, got hurt and lots of other things but all i can say to sum it up was it was so fuckin fun and funny and it brought us together and vlogging with all of them is so much fun 

"Hello there dumbass" I heard as i opened the apartment door 

"Hello there Mim's" I said as i shut the door behind me and sat down on the kitchen bench seat 

"How was it?" She said in a weirdish accent 

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeah pretty good pretty good, we kind of got lost in the woods" I said as i sipped some water (WOTA for the brits not understanding what we mean) and looked away 

"FUCKIN WHAT Y/N TELL ME HOW ANANAHDH CASJHD" She said and she either was very excited or shocked as fuck i couldn't tell it sounded very similar

"HAHAHA SO WE were y'know walking around and we strayed out of the general area and walked to a park and were like ooh there's a forest and we well went into the forest and we mucked around and may or may not have gotten lost" I said giggling 

"HAHAHA L BONOBO YOU ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID HA HA HAAA" She said wheezing as she slipped off her chair and fell to the ground 

"HAHAHAHHAHAH" I laughed at her and i sadly also ended up on the ground 

"WAIT YOUR ON THE GHROUUUUN 🛥️*boat noises* " She laughed as she rolled on the ground so hysterically

"WHAT THE FUUCK HAHHAAHAHH AHHHH HAHAHAHA THIS IS WAY TO FUCKIN FUNNY PEOPLE MUST BE THINKING WERE DRUNK AS FUCK AHAAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHHA HAHAAH HAHA" I laughed so hard my stomach hurt and i started to cry a little because it was sadly that funny 

"Ah oh i am so happy i don't have asthma (yes i did have to search up 3 different variations of that word don't judge) Mimi said clutching her ribs and leaning on the counter and re gaining her breath 

"Oh lord i can't believe that was so funny and now we need a line without a hook" I said looking at Mimi with the look 

"Oh baby i am a wreck with out you" She said in a poetic voice 

"I'm Mr. loverman" I said pointing to a wall 

"Oh and i miss my lover" Mimi said looking at me and grinning and you know how people say its a fight to survive well yes it is but its a real fight not to laugh because we both knew we would end up back on the floor drying and rolling around, sounding like we were alcoholics

(how dare it underline Loverman it's fine when Ricky Montgomery does it not fair) 

After another session of saying random words that made zero sense but made us laugh our heads off we finally settled down and had some tea    SIKE 

We were in a silly goofy mood so we sat down and decided to play 

UNO and pretend that was in a batman voice y'know deep (i can do a pretty good deep voice my art teacher out of school one said i would be a good death metal singer and i took that as a complement) 

"YOU FUCKER" Mimi yelled as i placed down a +4 and changed it to green knowing dam well she had no greens so she was so fuckin pissed off 

"FUCK YOU Y/N" She said as she picked up another card and looked so pissed because i guessed it wasn't a green 

"HAHAHHA survival of the fittest bitch"  I said as i looked at my cards and slightly chuckled and some may say 'BuT yOu SoUnd LiKe a GaMbLeR' Sooound not am see the clear difference similar but no the same say it with me 'similar but not the same' good good  but Uno with all 12 of us is fuckin hell just a bunch of adults playing UNO and most of us just drinking straight out of the bottle because who gives a fuck yep exactly NO ONE