*𝕊𝕠𝕗𝕥 𝔹𝕠𝕪* Simpbur x Reader

★Cute★

After i left the café i went home and as i entered the dorm i saw Mimi standing STARING AT ME 

"Why hello there Y/n, Y/m/n (your middle name if you have one), y/l/n (your last name) how are you after that romantic encounter?" She said in a oldish accent (if you know what i mean) 

"Why hello there Miriam, i am doing just fine after the romantic encounter i had with William Soot" I said laughing a bit and closing the door behind me 

"Well thats good to hear Y/n, Y/m/n, Y/l/n" She said walking to the kitchen to grab a glass of milk 

"Hm Dad came back with the milk finally" I said smirking and pointing at the glass  

"No, not yet i just went to a horny boy's dorm and bought a JuG with me" She said smirking as she drank her now i don't believe it was milk stuff 

"Oh god, i- i don't want to live now" I said as i pinched the bridge of my nose as i sighed 

"Hahahahha i am too funny" She said as she drank her 'Milk' with a smirk on her face 

"I wish i stayed at the café right now, i fuckin wish" I said as i looked up at her fully and she started to laugh a bit more 

"Y'know i also visited a girl named Tiffany" She said laughing again 

"no, NO NOT THE HOOKER NAME" (no offence to Tiffanies its just a joke i do love you) I said putting my head in my hands 

"OH YES Y/N TIFFANY I DIDN'T JUST GET THIS MILK FROM A MAN Y/N" She said laughing like a maniac 

"NO PLEASE NO" I said shaking my head 

"OH YES Y/N ITS tiddie milk" She said quietly but loud enough that i could hear it 

"AHH this adds to the reasons why i do not want to be alive right now and why i want to move you" I said as i walked away to my room and got changed into something comfortable  and i started to stream because i was bored 

"Helloo chat how are we all?" I asked as i saw MANY chats from them

"Yeah i'm pretty good, went on a date yeah it was good" I said laughing then i heard someone join the VC 

"hELLO?" I said in a low voice 

"ELLO" I heard my friend Kate say

"KAAATE" I said yelling a bit and i heard Mimi run to her room then she joined the VC 

"HOLA BITCHES" She yelled 

"ewww" I said 

"PPft how was your date y/n" Kate asked and all i heard was Mimi going 

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" 

"It was good, fun yeah BUT GUESS WHAT THIS BITCH MIMI" I said yelling about what the fuck Mimi said 

"WHAT?" Kate said intrigued about what i had to say 

"NO BITCH NO PLEASE BITCH AHAHFH IRTHWU" She yelled 

"TOO LATE HOE" I said as i messaged Kate all that she said when i got home 

"AHHHHHH" She said yelling followed by some Swedish that none of us could understand but we just laughed because we thought it was funny 

"AH OH i am so traumatized" She said  sounding out of breathe 

"AHHH now she knows" Mimi said whining  

"What the fuck did you even say i don't speak Swedish fish" I said laughing as Mimi and Kate caught onto the joke

"AHH AHAHAH" Mimi said as she realized what i said