Abigail: Did you hear about the no me neither joke?
Toe: *clearly uncomfortable* No....
Abigail: Me neither!
Olivia: (her first victim) *gigles*
*cue cute montage of the competitive duo looking for more victims*
Olivia: Hey!
Fred: *turns around* Hi?
Olivia: I got a joke for you!
Fred: *grumbles and facepalms* Not this again.....
Olivia: The is a plane with 104 bricks and 1 falls out of the plane, how many bricks does the plane transport?
Fred: 103? That's not a joke Oli....
Olivia: Oh belive me it gets better!
Lola: *snickers because she knows the joke and wants to see him fall for it*
Olivia: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Fred: How am I supposed to answer that? Why would I want to put an elephant in the fridge?
Olivia: Just roll with it and answer the question bro!
Fred: I don't know!? Get a larger fridge maybe?
Olivia: *with a staight face* You open the door, put the elephant inside and then close the door!
Fred: *frustrated* Ok! I'm done!
Olivia: *laughing* Wait! There's more! *grabs him*
Olivia: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Fred: *anoyed* You open the door, put the giraffe inside then close the door *rolls his eyes*
Olivia: *way too amused* Nope!
Fred: *surprised* What? But that was the answer for the elephant!
Olivia: *with that tone you use to explain small kids the most basic things in life* You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe inside and the close the door!
Fred: *rethinking his life choices* I hate you soo much right now...
Olivia: *gigling* Love you too bro! Anyways, the lion king envited every animal to his birthday party who was the only animal who didn't attend?
Fred: *tired of this shist* I don't know Oli... Give me a break...
Olivia: *puppy dog eyes* Please!!!!!
Fred: *sigh* Fine.... I don't know maybe someone who doesn't like him?
Abigail: *snickers*
Lola: *trying to contain her laughter* Shhh! I want to enjoy this!
Olivia: The giraffe who is still in the fridge!
Fred: *groans* How was I supposed to guess that!?
Olivia: Doesn't matter! Next one!
Fred: *noises of suffering*
Olivia: Cheer up! I'm almost finished! A girl crossed a lake inhabited by crocodiles without any outside help and survived, why?
Fred: *huffs* I don't know... Maybe they were full so they didn't want to eat her?
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The adventures of Fred and co. - The ten asterisks
Short StoryDo you like chaos? I'm not sure of this is chaotic or just a sad try but I'm trying my best, ok! Fred: Why are you like this? *sigh* You just had to make a nice description not whatever this was.... Go back to the story! It's too early for you to ap...
