Random Shit(st Texting Story)

Dustin that is not any better

Omg bro gets better but it's not yeah you'll see also I'm black if you guys forgor
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Sweetheart: bro why tf is this nigga acting more goofy than before

America: fr tho

Thehair: tell me about it he's been bothering me all day

Homo: hes in a different era

Madmax: better than his Andrew tate era

Gay: it's worse than that

Antigay: he keeps saying slay and whatever the fuck sksks is

Sweetheart: your otp with him?

Antigay: nobody else wanted to play roblox

Gay: you didn't even ask me you probabaly just wanted to play roblox with him

Antigay: I did ask you

Gay: Yeah and El had my phone so she said no

Antigay: how was I supposed to know

Superhero: because will always says "no I'm sorry not rn"

Womenlover12: cause he's extra

Gay: wow okay Dustin

Sweetheart: bro fr said take my whole bf atp

Gay: no I didn't

Madmax: that's what you wanted to say

America: gay boy been getting a little feisty lately

Sweetheart: fr tho

America: likes what's the problem 🤨

Sweetheart: hes been real bold lately

Antigay: dustin just ordered food and didnt invite me over

Womenlover12: i need this food to live

Antigay: it's wawas

Madmax: what did upu get

Antigay: he got a fucking peppermint thing and a chicken bacon ranch thong with jalapenos on it and then a fuckine hoagie

(Pov: I actually get that from wawa)

Sweetheart: DAMN

Madmax: what did he get on the hoagie

Antigay: wait hes actually in the fucking store

Womenlover12: why do you think I left the game

Antigay: he got like fucking ham and turkey shit with the normal stuff and he added pickles and those neon green looking pickles

America: you mean peppers???

Antigay: yeah

Antigay: I hope he goes broke

Womenlover12: I have 200 smth dollars in my bank account ill be fine

Sweetheart: im moving out next month 🙂

Madmax: take me with you

Sweetheart: im taking Dustin 😻❤️

Madmax: wow your choosing him over me

Sweetheart: id choose my baby girl over you anyday

Madmax: im breaking up with you

Sweetheart: NOOOO IM SORRY MAXY POO I LOVE YOU

America: ew

Antigay: dustin keeps being gay

Gay: I bet your being gay back 😐

Antigay: you bet

Antigay: OH WAIT NO IM NOT YOU DIDNT SEE THAT TEXT WILL

America: bro fr forgot that will was the one who texted that

Gay: wow Mike I can't believe you

Sweetheart: bro this is crazy

Madmax: what's crazy

Sweetheart: you

Womenlover12: 🤣🤣🤣

Antigay: 🤣🤣🤣

America: 🤣🤣🤣

Superhero: 🤣🤣🤣

Madmax: very funny

Antigay: lmao Dustin nearly crashed

America: HES TEXTING WHILE DRIVING???????

Sweetheart: THAT IS DANGEROUS

Superhero: HE COULDVE DIED

Antigay: hes fine we were arguing

Antigay: his dumbass is fucking speeding

Gay: I hope he gets a ticket

Antigay: hes getting home so safely

( I honestly dk if I spelt that right)

Antigay: nvm I lied

Sweetheart: is my bbg okay

Antigay: bro I honestly don't know

America: find out dumbass

Antigay: Okay damn 😨

Madmax: did he crash or smth

Sweetheart: that isn't very dustin like

Gay: it's dustin like

America: Dustin if he was on drugs

Antigay: so dustin is okay and turns out someone just hit him in the back while he was drinking sprite that he got cause he doesn't like dark soda which is fucking weird

Sweetheart: dustins weird

Sweetheart: so is El she doesn't like pickles

Madmax: pickles are mid

Antigay: wdym bro

Womenlover12: I be suckong on them 24/7 😈😈😈👹👹👹😻😻😻❤❤❤🤪🤪🤪

America: let's ignore that

Gay: I agree

Madmax: how's that stab wound going Mike

Antigay: im going to kill myself

America: yayy

Madmax: yayy

Hot: yayy

Cheif: ??
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Bro what anyways I just need to tell someone about the fact that the word bro is just stuck in my vocabulary and it won't get out also 667 words