LIZZY

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Taco: *Crying in the forest*

Mic: Taco? Why are you crying?

Taco: LIZZY DIED.

Mic: Wh-? Who's Lizzy?

Taco: QUEEN ELIZABETH. YOU IMBECILE.

Mic: Ohhh...

Taco: *Cries louder.*

OJ: *Walks in* what a nice day for a wal— TACO?!

Taco: SHUT UP YOU STUPID EXCUSE FOR A BREAKFAST BEVERAGE. LIZZY IS DEAD. LET ME BE FUCKING DEPRESSED.

OJ: LIZZY IS WHAT?!

Taco: DEAD!

OJ: NOOOOOOOO

Mic: wtf.

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