Sex or deadly violence

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Summary: Astrid and Dagur fight about Hiccup and Heather. 


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Astrid, angry: How dare you FUCK my boyfriend!!! 

Dagur, also angry: Careful missy! YOU are fucking my sister!!

Astrid: I AM SO GONNA KILL YOU

Dagur: TRY ME, BITCH

Astrid, swinging axe: TAKE THIS

Meanwhile... 

Mala, confused: What the f...

Hiccup, blushing: Please don't kill each other... 

Heather, also blushing:  Is it just me or is that kinda hot?

With Astrid and Dagur... 

Dagur: HEY

Astrid: GET BACK HERE YOU DIRTY BERSERKER

Dagur: FUCK YOU

Back with Mala, Hiccup and Heather...

Mala, confused: Do berserkers solve every problem with sex?... 

Hiccup, blushing mess: ... 

Heather, blushing a lot: Sex or deadly violence. 



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