If Dragons could text:

151 7 0
                                    

Toothless: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Hookfang, got Hiccup's sarcasm: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

Toothless, just as sarcastic and sassy as Hiccup: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Stormfly, just smart Astrid: Actually I did the math, Hookfang would have $225, not $0.15.

Hookfang, sad: Fam I'm right here....

Meatlug, hungry: If I had a dollar I would buy a box of rocks :)

Toothless: while you're there could you buy me an Salmon bag please?

Meatlug: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Toothless, sadly hungry: :(

Stormfly: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hookfang would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Meatlug: If I had $22,500 I would buy a box of rocks and an Salmon bag.

Stormfly: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Belch: Yeah, and they want rocks and Salmon.

Stormfly: Salmon to what?

Barf: Directly to the forehead.

Hookfang: Great chat everyone.

HTTYD: incorrect quotes, memes & picturesWhere stories live. Discover now