Demon slayer x Male reader

Nothing here makes sense

This chapter is full of skits

Skit 1

Rachnera"woo! This shtuff is really good!"

Rachnera drunkenly waved a bottle of sake around as she giggled

Ume"shee? Sake is sho good!"

Nuzama"-hic- have my boobs always been this big?"

(Y/n)"please stop fondling yourself"

Ume shoved her ass in his face while laughing

Ume"come on! Live a little! Hahaha!"

Rachnera"it'sh like -hic- really hot in here..."

Rachnera started taking the top of her tujata off letting her bare breasts out

Rachnera"ahh~ better~"

(Y/n)"PUT THOSE WEAPONS AWAY!!!"

Ume"I bet -hic- you can't clap without using your hands Nuzama!"

Nuzama"oh yeah? -hic- watch thish!"

Nuzama jumped up and down making a clapping noise while Ume laughed and
(Y/n) fell back from his nosebleed

(Y/n)"how did this happen..."

Miyamoto slammed the door open to the room while looking down

(Y/n)"SENSEI!?!"

Miyamoto stayed quiet before looking up revealing she was also drunk

Miyamoto"me. you. Bed. Now!"

(Y/n)"...what?"

Ume"now hold on -hic- shishter! -hic- if you want the cutie you're gonna have to fight me first!"

Miyamoto"bring -hic- it, girlie"

Nuzama"hey (Y/n)! Wanna -hic- fuck?"

(Y/n)"what!?"

Rachnera"I call top!"

Rachnera grabbed him and then tire his clothes off with ease as the girls all pounced on him

(Y/n)"HELP!!!"

A drunk horny Shinobu appeared!

(Y/n)"THAT'S WORSE!!!"

Skit 2

Tanjiro came out of a shop enjoying a meat bun

Tanjiro"let's see. Only a few things left on Shinobu's shopping list"

As he waited he noticed Rachnera wearing a trenchcoat, black sunglasses, a mask, and a hat

Tanjiro"Rachnera? What's she doing?"

He got curious and followed her seeing she went in an alleyway where she stopped at a corner

Rachnera"I'm here"

???"do you have the money?"

Rachnera"do you have the "item"?"

???"first the cash"

Tanjiro' what could Rachnera possibly be buying?'

The mysterious person put their hand out as Rachnera gave them the money and they gave her a huge human sized bag

Tanjiro'WHY DOES SHE NEED A BAG THAT BIG!?!'

She looked both ways before exiting the alleyway and rushing off into the crowd

Tanjiro"what is she planning... I'll get to it once I'm finish getting the rest of the stuff on the list"

Later

Rachnera is seen in the butterfly estate hallway hiding the human sized bag in a cocoon making sure no one was watching before pressing on a floorboard that made the wall open up. She quickly went inside and closed the door entering a pitch black room

Rachnera"finally"

She pulled a switch that made a clicking sound as the room lit up showing it was covered in (Y/n) merchandise

Rachnera"and finally. The final piece to it all"

She opened the bag and pulled out a (Y/n) body pillow before hugging it and squealing like a girl on her 16th birthday

Rachnera"kyaa! I finally have it!"

She held it as she rolled back and forth on the floor and kissing it

Rachnera"mmmMMMWAH!"

the door then open showing Nezuko

Rachnera". . . ."

Nezuko". . .mmph"

Rachnera"Y-Y-Y-YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!"

Rachnera's face grew bright red before she forced Nezuko out but (Y/n) was in the doorway looking inside the room making her blush more in embarrassment

(Y/n)"well this is something"

Rachnera"NOOOOOOOOO!!! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!"

Nuzama showed up holding a painting of (Y/n)

Nuzama"Rachnera, here's that copy of the (Y/n) painting I have you wanted"

(Y/n)". . ."

Nezuko". . ."

Rachnera fell to the floor dead inside

Rachnera"end me"

Skit 3

Zenitsu"when we find the demon no adding it to our team. We have enough already"

Tanjiro"seems fair"

Inosuke"mhmm"

(Y/n)"reasonable"

Zenitsu"and no having sex with it if it's a woman and has a nice body"

(Y/n)"I CALL BULLSHIT!!!"

One hour later

Zenitsu"all right time to end this"

Hot demon girl"w-wait! Please don't kill me. I'll do anything!"

(Y/n)". . .hear me out"

Zenitsu"SHUT UP!!"

Skit 4(meanwhile in an alternate universe)

Demon (Y/n) is seen carrying Rachnera over his shoulder while passing Nezuko in the butterfly estate

Nezuko"what happened to her?"

(Y/n)"she wanted to see if she can handle something bigger than usual"

Nezuko"ah ok, but that doesn't explain why you're carrying her"

(Y/n)"her legs went limp. Give her a week to recover"

Rachnera"I-I can go longer~...."

(Y/n)"you lasted ten minutes"

As he walked away with her Nezuko didn't understand what they meant at all

Nezuko"that must have been some hard training"

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