Chris: "Show them it's not badminton. It's goodminton. Heck, it's greatminton!"
Chef: "I hate my life."
Gwen: "NO man should be that flexible!"
LeShawna: "You know someone else with a booty as luscious as an apple?"
Bridgette: *about Geoff's splinter* "I've seen surfers get eaten by sharks before. But this—this was horrifying!"
Duncan: *about Camp Wawanakwa* "This place is torture, man. At least in juvie, we had a half hour of television a day and they kept the lunatics locked up separately."
Izzy: "According to my therapist, I'm psychotic."
"I think you mean psychic?"
"Pretty sure she said psychotic."
Geoff: "Wow, you pitch a tent like a guy"
Trent: "I'm telling you, my dad's a lawyer, and—mama?"
Courtney: *to Duncan* "You are so vile! Do your parents even like you?!"
Heather: (Alejandro: "Heather, I thought you were above petty teasing.") *In the confessional* "No I'm not!"
Funny asf😂🤣
DJ: *sings* "Mama, I'm comin' home. Mama, I'm comin' home. No more animals gettin' hurt, cause mama, I'm comin' home."
Lindsay: *about the communal bathrooms* "Communion? But I'm not Catholic!"
Noah: "—Considering buying myself a life on Craigslist, but having trouble deciding because they are all such a major improvement."
Katie: "I'm sorry I said your butt was too big to fit on the bus" (Katie: "You did?") "Um—well, not to your face."
Sadie: "You Marshmallow eating freaks!"
Owen: "Uh, hey DJ! Hey! Uh, you wanna go for hotdogs with my buddy Noah? He said your legs are nice." *cat-calls*
Harold: "I can't help it!" *flings himself onto Duncan* "I'm a slave to love!"
Justin: "That's it, I'm moving to Canada—except I'm already there."
Tyler: (Noah: "Make a mental note of that, bro.") "I don't have a pen."
Eva: "Heather can kiss my butt! It's her fault I'm stuck in this place. She's a scum-sucking, backstabbing, little witch, and I'm gonna enjoy watching her go down!"
Beth: "Take back what?" (Heather: "the N word. No.") "But I don't wanna take it back."
Alejandro: "Prepare for the full force of hurricane Alejandro!"
Sierra: *While Cody's in the confessional* "Cody? You ok in there?" *Gasps* "Did you fall in?!"
Cody: "That only happened once!" *team Amazon laughs*
Love team Amazon😂🤣
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