Super Mario Epic Quests!

Magic Lamp

Mario Luigi peach and Daisy were still traveling through the hot desert

Mario: plumber's log we continue to travel through the desert in search of the legendary magic lamp. Princess Peach needed it's magic to free her people from Bowser

Luigi: how does anyone survive in the desert without air conditioning?!

Daisy: I lived here my whole life so I got used to all the heat after awhile

Mario: water... water...

Peach: Mario are you ok?

Mario thought he saw a pool but it was just a mirage.

Mario: hey a swimming pool!

He jumped in the pool but was swimming in sand

Luigi: Mario it's all just a mirage! The sons hot boiled your brain!

Daisy: so snap out of it! nothing you're seeing is real!

Mario: it's not?

Daisy: No!

Mario stopped swimming in the sand

Peach: guys control yourselves! we've got to ignore all of these mirages or we'll never find the magic lamp

Daisy: good thing we're almost there

The map lead them to a castle and were let inside into the throne room

Sultan: it appears I have visitors

Daisy: oh no I know this guy...

Luigi: you do?

Daisy: he lives right next to sarasaland and is a big jerk

Peach: excuse me sir do you know where we are?

Sultan: my dear am I the sultan and this is my luxurious palace where you and your companions will be my miserable slaves forever!

Mario: that's a generous offer mister sultan but we'll pass

Daisy: don't expect us to visit anytime soon. Bye!

The four of them tried to leave but the guards blocked their path

Sultan: throw them in the slave quarters but bring me Daisy

Daisy: oh no...

The sultan held a necklace

Sultan: all my priceless jewels are yours if you agree to be my queen

Luigi: what?!

Luigi fainted and fell on the floor

Daisy: I should've seen this coming... first I barely know you and second women aren't objects! And Third I just don't like you! What I'm trying to say is... There's no way that's happening!

Sultan: then you will become a slave like the rest of friends! Guards take them to the dungeon but keep the pink one in the tower

Peach: huh? What do you want with me?

Sultan: just wait and see!

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Mario Luigi and Daisy were being taken to the dungeon by the guards

Daisy: I can't believe the sultan thinks I'll actually be his wife!

Mario: And now he's peach but we'll save her!

A guard almost poked Daisy with his spear

Daisy: hey back off! Ever heard of personal space?!

Luigi saw a pile of treasure