[\]-Why are you here?
[/]-Yeah, didn't you read the title? Or did you just not care?
[\]-I think they just didn't care.
[/]-Well, they're gonna get really mad once they find out your reading this.
[\]-I think they already know.
[/]-Then why are they letting them read this?
[\]-I don't know, maybe they just need some time to think of a good punishment for disobeying the title. Or they just don't care.
[/]-I know that [?] doesn't care, but what about [!]? They're probably really mad.
[\]-Hmm, your right...they're probably the one who's thinking about a good punishment.
[/]-Definitely.
[✓]-[\], [/], [!] has been looking for you two. What are you doing?
[\]-Oh, hey [✓]. We were just talking and wondering why [!] hasn't punished the person reading this yet.
[/]-Yeah. That's all.
[✓]-Well [!] wants to talk to you two, so come on, let's go.
[\]-But what about the reader? We still have questions? Like why are they reading this even though the title says not to?
[/]-And why they even wanted to read this, even though it doesn't make sense?
[✓]-The reason they're reading is because whenever someone says not to do something, that mostly means they should.
[\]-What about why they want to read this book even though everything makes absolutely zero sense?
[✓]-Your gonna have to ask them about that.
[\]-Okay. Why are you reading this even though nothing makes sense?
[/]-Did they answer?
[\]-I don't know, this hasn't been posted yet.
[✓]-Come on, let's go. We've already wasted enough time. We'll go through their answers once this is posted and [.] gets the notifications about people commenting or whatever it's called.
[/]-What?
[✓]-We'll wait until this is posted and people comment. Now let's go see what [!] wants to talk about.
[\]-Okay! Bye-bye reader!
[/]-Bye-bye! Oh, and a word of caution, if catches you reading this, stop reading.
[\]-Immediately.
[✓]-Why are you warning them? It's not like is gonna find out.
[/]-We know, we just want them to be prepared for if it does happen.
[\]-Yep. Well, bye!
[/]-And don't let catch you reading!
[✓]-See ya'.
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