♡ Gru x Vector Love Story ♡

Chapter 3

Vector was eating a bar of soap, when Gru walked in with his wig on. Vector puked on gru because the wig was made of roadkill. Gru frowned, "WHY would YOU Puke on ME!!? I though you loved me vector! I think the wig is hot even if it is made of roadkill, and smells like death itself. Vector continued to puke on gru. Gru cried because vector had eaten some very spicy food, and it burned when he threw up on him. Gru Ripped his wig off, and vector stopped vomiting. Vector blushed, "Your massive, wormy bald head is so much hotter than that disgusting wig." Gru blushed back "aww, veccy weccy, I am sorry for ever wearing the roadkill wig." Vector grabbed gru's massive forehead, and smooched it, even if it still had bits of the roadkill wig and oil on it. Vector smacked his crusty, bleeding, chapped lips and walked away. "See you later, groopy pooy!" gru then fell over after the stench of his roadkill wig, and took a shower in a swamp with shrek because shrek was emo. HE HAT EMOS THO NOOOOO