INCORRECT QUOTES TIME! :D
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Yūto : I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Akito: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Yūto : Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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Fumihito : How's the sexiest person here~?
Akito: I don't know, how are they~?
Fumihito, flustered: I-
Yūma , from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Yūto : In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Ichiro : Wasn't Yūma with you?
Yūma : In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Fumihito : In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Akito: *turning to Yūto * How tall are you?
Yūto, cleaning his sword from blood: Akito, istg-
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Fumihito , watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Akito: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Fumihito:
Akito: I did it for experiment.
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Fumihito : Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Ichiro :
Ichiro : Fumihito , I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Fumihito : *Sips coffee from bowl*
|That's how mugs disappearing from kitchen|
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Yūma : I actually have a black belt.
Akito: In what, karate?
Yūma : No, from Gucci.
Akito:
Yūma:
Akito: Yūma, we're from Teyvat-
Yūma: Did I stutter?
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Yūto: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* (His eyes are always closed, wtf-)
Akito: What did you do?
Yūto: Nobody died.
Akito: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Yūto: Except my mental health-
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Yūto: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Yūma: I think you meant cards.
Yūto , pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
Yūma:
Yūma: Darling, wtf are u talking about-?
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Yūto : What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Yūma, who haven't slept for 3 days: Go the fuck to sleep
Yūto : What gif I don't want to?
Yūma : Fuck You
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Ichika¹: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Yūma, not looking up from her book: Spear.
Ichika: BLOCKED.
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Ichika: You kill people for money?!
Akito: I can explain!
Ichika: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
Akito: Well-
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Ichika: Yo is Rita sleeping or dead?
Akito: Hopefully dead, I hated her guts.
Yūto : Yeah, so did I.
Rita²: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Ichiro : Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Rita: Okay, but in my defense, Yūto bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Ichiro: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Ichika: Yūma's older sister, who ran away from clan, and currently lives in Fontaine. I'll make a separate chapter about her.
Rita: Ichiro's cousin, who was reported as dead, but currently she's in Mondstadt.
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YOU ARE READING
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