Spy × Family [Reader Insert] [Discontinued]

Who Are You?

Twilight/Loid Pov
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I Walk Through The Gates Of The Orphanage And Knock On Door. A Clearly Drunk Man Answers The Door And Says "Oh, you want to adopt a child? "

"Yes, I was told that they do adoptions at the orphanage here...Actually my wife and I-" I try to say before I got cut off "Okay, okay. Just pick whichever one you like. Come on in. "

As I Walk In I Think What a poor environment. But the shadier the establishment is, the easier it is to falsely the backgrounds of the children whose identities are vague.

I can figure out the rest of the mission as long as I have a child. I'd prefer to do everything by myself... But even Westails' number one spy doesn't allow be to disguise as a child.

Y/N Pov

The Administrator Walks Up To Anya And Me And Says " Hey, AnyaShe's the smartest Kid Here. A bit of a silent type,but a good kid.

I See Him Look Weird At Anya And I Read His Mind And A Weird Creepy Kid Too. Just Get Adopted Already,Will You? That Makes Me Tense A Little He Continues Saying "Come on, introduce yourself. "

"Ohayōgozaimasu"(Good Morning Sir) I Say As I Bow Down " Hmm? Ohayō. Umm,excuse me..." The Male Man Says And Walks Forward I Start To Subconsciously Read His Mind

If I recall, the school age for Eden Academy Should Be From Six... She's Definitely Still Around Four Or Five.

"Six!"Anya Says Pffft Six My Ass But Ok "Hm?" I Hear The Man Exclaim And I Continue To Read His Thoughts And Listen To Anya

"Six!" So You're Six? But Her Height... I See Anya Try To Stand On Her Tippy Toes And Look Tall But Fail Miserably But Then She Walked Over To The Table

A Newspaper? A Crossword Puzzle? Ohh I See What Your Doing Anya I Go Back To Reading The Mans Thoughts Isn't That A Bit Yoo Much For A Child? Though To Me,It's Still Childs Play.

Vertical 1 Is Homeostasis, Horizontal 1 Is Casual Closure. Below Those Is Symplectomorphisim. Anya Continues Scribbling On The Paper And She Shows It To The Guy-Man-Person I Need To Learn His Name

She Could Slove Those? For Real? Such Formidable Intelligence! Mmhm Sure Copying Is Very Hard

A/N
Phew That Was Hard