Spy × Family [Reader Insert] [Discontinued]

Picking Up A Wife And Mom

Today Was Like Any Other Day We Had Breakfast That Chi-Ch- I Mean Mr. Loid Made And It Was Delicious As Always But Then Some Random Guy Showed Up

At First I Thought It Was Like A Information Exchange Or Something But Then They Went In A Room, Locked The Door And There Were Clattering Noises

I Covered Anya's Ear And Thought "Wtf are they doing in there!? " I Used Clairvoyance To See Wtf Was Going On And Mr. Loid Was Just Putting Make-up On Him And The Clatter Was One Of The Palettes Falling Down

I Started To Read The Strange Guy's Mind " This is uncomfortable..... This is stupid.....Why can't he find a wife?.... Why do I have to do this? " Then It Clicked "Ohhhh It's just a cover, for the mission. "

Mr. Loid Came Out And There Were Still Grunts Coming From The Room So I Used Clairvoyance Again And HE WAS TAKING HIS CLOTHES OFF So I Stopped Looking

He Came Out Looking Like The Most Ugly 'Women' In World No Offence To Him But He Kinda Looks Like He Would Be The Type Of Person To Catfish You

Mr. Loid Then Said "This won't do. " Then The Guy Who Was Named Franky Franklin [ Lol ] Exclaimed "Huh?!" With An Angry Face. Anya Then Said "Anya doesn't want this mother. "

" Yeah Ngl Me Neither " Mr. Loid Continued Saying " Looks like you're not cut out to be a mother Franky. " He Put A Mirror Over His Mouth And Whispered " I thought you could do better with your magic fingers!? "

" Where did that nickname come from? " I Thought To Myself "There's only do much I can do with your height and build. " He Then Walked In A Weird Manner And Said "I went through all this to help you out, dang it! "

As The Guy Was Leaving Anya Offered Him Peanuts And That Was Adorable. I Looked At Mr. Loid He Was In Deep Thought And I Don't Want To Read His Mind At Times When He's Really Thinking Hard

Every Time I Read His Brain It's Either Flow Charts Or Really Big Information Sheets And Reading His Mind Is Trying To Jump Off A Cliff, Making A Parachute Mid Jump And Landing Safely

Mr. Loid Then Mumbled " There is no other way. Guess I'll look for a wife.

Mission 2 - Secure A Wife

It Was Another Day Of Me Busting My Brain On Some More Topics For Operation Strix " La la la~ This is irritating!" I Groaned In Frustration " Why can't I understand this?! "

There Was A Knock On The Door So Mr. Loid Went To Check It Out. " It was the guy! From the other day!- Franky- Mr. Franklin! " I Greeted Him And He Placed Down A Pile Of Files? That Rhymed!

It Was Information Of All The Single Women It Town I'm Pretty Sure And Mr. Loid Thanked Him And I Noticed There Were Names Of Women Who Were Divorced, Had Kids Or Both But I Could Live With That

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We Were Inside Of A Clothing Shop As Mr. Loid Said Earlier That We Would Have To Get Our Uniforms Made So The Nice Lady In The Shop Was Going To Take Our Measurements

I Was Already Done So She Then Came And Said To Anya "I'll take her measurements, so this way, young lady. " Anya Then Yelled "You're going to sell Anya! " Mr. Loid Then Said "If you be a good girl, I won't sell you. "

He Then Mumbled "Where does she learn to say those things? " "From her past experiences it's very normal for her to say that. " I Thought. Mr. Loid Then Leaned On The Reception Desk

A Women Came In With Beautiful Dark Black Hair And A Light Pink Blush Coloured Coat And Said "Excuse me! " And Mr. Loid Looked Shocked? " Weird, isn't he a spy? Didn't he see her coming? "

A Lady Working In The Shop Came To Her And Said "Oh, Yor! Long time no see! " The Sweet Looking Women Said "Hello. I want you to fix my dress. May I ask you to rush it? "

The Lady Then Said "Of course, since you're a regular here. " I Wanted To Risk My Life My Reading Mr. Loid's Mind "How did she sneak up behind me? Who is she? "

"Mr. Loid, is that really him? " I Was In A State Of Shock As His Mind Was Surprising Clam, Only Focusing On The Women And Nothing Else " Someone has a crush~ " I Continued To Read His Mind "Yor... Yor... There she is. Yor Briar, 27 years old. No history of marriage or divorce."

" NO MARRIAGE!?! How!? She's so pretty! " I Thought "Both her parents are deceased, but she has a younger brother. They're both public servants and their backgrounds aren't suspicious. Maybe I didn't notice her because I've been a bit careless lately. " "Why is her background so sad? "

The Women Well Yor Ig Started To Speak " Um... You've been staring at me. Did you need something? " " How tf did she even notice?!! I may not know Mr. Loid well but I know he would never make anything he does so known that any normal person wouldn't even- What if she's not normal? "

Mr. Loid The Started To Apologize "Oh! I'm sorry... I was just thinking how beautiful you are. " " Reaall smooth " She Then Started Blushing A Bit And Looked Shocked? " Why does she look shocked? Don't people do this more often? "

She Then Started To Move Closer To Mr. Loid And Said " Does that mean you like my appearance? " Mr. Loid Was Taken Aback And Replied " Huh? Well, yes. " I Read Miss Yor's Mind " Yor, you have great features, so if you dress up more, I'm sure you'll be popular! "

"Um-" Anya Came Back And Said-Well More Interrupted " Chi-chi! We measured Anya's length! Oh who is she? " "Another customer. " I Wanted To Continue To Read Her Mind And It Was Just Normal Stuff

Killing, Stuff About Being An Assassin, Killing Us Wtf!? "Who is she!? How tf is she so violent!? " My Head Was Throbbing The Entire Time So I'm Pretty Sure Anya Was Reading Her Mind Too And Anya Was Making A Weird Face And Was Looking And Both Miss Yor And Mr. Loid But Her Face Changed Into A Happy One And I Know She Said "Waku-waku! " In Her Head

Anya Then Went A Little Further Away And She Started To Sway Back And Forth Saying "Ah.. Anya doesn't have a mother, it's so lonely~" Mr. Loid Then Said "What are you doing out of the blue? " She Continued Saying That She Longed For A Mother

"This is getting weird and umm i should stop her.. " Miss Yor Then Said "Your wife isn't with you now? " "On second thought please continue. " Mr. Loid Then Replied "Ah... Well, my wife died 2 years ago. I'm raising her as a single father now. " Miss Yor Then Said "Umm-"

A/N

Y/N : And That Is How You Pick Up A Wife.
Me : Lol Idrk About This Chapter But I Hope You Enjoyed It! And Ash Please Take Y/N Back To Her World.
Ash : Yep Np *Snaps Fingers* All Done
Me : Anyway Now That I'm Done I Can Finally Relax
Ash : Mermaid There's Someone Here To See You. Someone Named Blitzø? He Said He's Here To Lick Some Ass?
Me : OH GOD IT WAS ONE TIME!
Ash : I'm Gonna Leave Have Fun!

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