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Interview And Excur-gen!

A/N : I Honestly Forgot Abt This Lol, I'm Sorry😅

~ Previously On SPY×FAMILY ~

"Thank you. I'll take one. "Miss Yor Said As She Picked Up A Cookie " They're delicious! You And Y/N are really good at cooking! " Mr. Loid Smiled And Replied " Not really. Y/N helped a lot. " Anya Then Chimed In And Said "Anya helped with the cookies too! " Miss Yor Smiled And Said "I see! "

~ Present Time ~

Mr. Loid Said " All you did was cover yourself in flour and eat peanuts. " I Continued By Saying "And we had to start a whole new batch. " Anya Looked Shocked And Miss Yor Laughed

"Why don't we start after our break? " Mr. Loid Said Referring To The Interview Practice.

~Time Skip To After The Break~
Mr. Loid Got A Clipboard And Had Glasses. " Are we being interviewed or interrogated? " I Thought To Myself. Mr. Loid Then Said "Eden Academy is one of the top elite schools in the country. Children and their parents are scanned during the interview process. Good family character and level of education are also tested. Understood? Now, now onto the first question."

"I don't think miss Yor and Anya understood any of that... " I Thought. Mr. Loid Continued " Please tell me your name and address. " Anya Spoke Up And Said "A...Anya F... Forger. Adress?" " For this home." Mr. Loid Asked Again

Anya Smiled And Said " Anya's home! " Mr. Loid Got Irritated And Said " That's not what I'm asking. " I Raised My Hand And Said "128 Park Avenue, Sunnydale, West Berlint. " Mr. Loid Looked A Little Less Irritated After I Said That

He Continued To Ask Questions "Anya, what do you do on your days off? " She Oblivious As Can Be Said " My father orders me to stay home, so I watch TV all alone. " Mr. Loid Then Said "Wait.That gives off a bad impression. Mother? "

Miss Yor Nervously Said "Hai!" "(Yes!)" Mr. Loid Asked "Please tell us why you're dying to enter Eden Academy. " She Said " Reason for dying? Um, dying..." "WAIT WHAT? Wait, right she's an assassin." She Continued Saying "Cardiopulmonary arrest or excessive bleeding or... " Anya Looked Horrified At The Words Miss Yor Was Saying

Miss Yor Was Still Going " complex fractures throughout the body or skull fractures... " Mr. Loid Interrupted And Said " Let me ask another question. What is your educational policy? " She Sorta Blushed And Said "Um, victory goes to the one who makes the first move? "

I Giggled Softly But No One Heard Me. I Wanted To Know What Mr. Loid Felt At The Movement So I Read His Mind Completely Forgetting That I Could Pass Out From Sensory Overload " How did her brother grow up okay? I've worked for over 10 years as a spy. I've been on numerous missions and I'm on the verge of breaking down. " "Damn, are we that bad? " I Thought

Mr. Loid Turned Away From Us And Said "There's no way we'll pass the interview like this. Let's give up on the school. " Miss Yor Exclaimed " Loid-san! Please remember your late wife's wish! " Mr. Loid Ruffled His Hair And Said "Okay, let's go out. First let's broaden our horizons, acquire general knowledge on upper-class families, and create a common understanding among the 4 of us. "

We All Wore Our Coats, That Were Stitched By The Same Dressmaker Where We Got Our Uniform, Anyway We Wore Them As It Was Cold Outside And Headed Out. We Were Walking On The Pavement [Or Curb, Or Sidewalk. Whatever You Wanna Call It] And Anya Was Marching And Yelling "Excur-gen, excur-gen, la la la la! " Mr. Loid Then Corrected Her " You mean 'excursion.'? "

Anya Turned To Miss Yor And Said "Ha-Ha, want to hold hands? " Miss Yor Looked Shocked And Said " It's a pleasure! " I Smiled And Thought "I'm glad she likes her new parents, but I wouldn't get too attached we make one wrong move and we both are dead. " Anya Then Looked Horrified And Ran Away And Crouched Behind A Some Bushes

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"Anya!? Y/N!?" One Of The Scientists Was Looking For Us. She yelled "Anya, Y/N come out now!! " Anya Started To Cry So I Had To Muffle Her Sobs By Putting My Hand Over Her Mouth And Gave Her A Weak Smile And Said "Shh." Still Smiling

The Face Was Kinda Like Ai Hoshino's (From The Oshinoko Anime) When She Was Dying

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I Shook My Head And Looked Around To See Where Anya Was. Mr. Loid Asked If I Was Okay So I Smiled And Said "O-oh I'm Fine. " Miss Yor Asked Mr. Loid Where We Were Going And He Replied By Saying " I got a bunch of tickets through my connections at work. " My Eyes Widened Seeing The Tickets "W-wait, are we going to the Opera House!?! "

We Went To The Opera House And It Was Boring As Fuc- It Was Soo Stupid It Was Just Some Random Guy Screaming For No Reason. " If this is what is supposed to broaden our horizons it's not working, cause anya is sleeping and Miss Yor is trying not to. Isn't it time for something else."

" Welcome to the ××××× museum! "The Look Of Dread Came Over My Face As I Thought "When I said somewhere else I didn't mean a museum." Mr. Loid Told Anya That She Had To Be Quiet Here And Anya Agreed. I Looked At Mr. Loid And Thought "Yk she isn't gonna be quiet right? "

Anya Did Anya Shenanigans Like Pointing Out That People In The Paintings Are Naked, Calling Sculptures Headless Or Bodiless, So Basically The Usual Stuff. Mr. Loid Said That We Could Take A Break. Anya Took Creative Liberties And Did A Poorl- Awesomely Drawn Drawing On A Large Piece Of Paper

It Was Apparently A Drawing Of A Castle And People Were Being Rescued And There Was A Cat, No A Dog For Some Reason. I Think It Was From Bondman's Last Episode. It Was Adorable But Mr. Loid Said We Had To Get Going To The Dressmaker For Miss Yor's Clothes

We Reached The Dressmaker And Anya Was Talking To The Lady And Explaining How It Was Her First 'Excur-gen' In The Clothes We Got From Here. We Placed The Order For Miss Yor's Dresses And Went To A Photo Studio

When We Reached There, There Was Almost No One There, As It Was A Weekday. We Got Our Picture Taken

A/N : I'm Sorry I'm Shit At Drawing And Drawing On A Phone Is Really Hard. 😅

We Then Went To A Political Gathering To Get More Knowledge Ig But Idrk. After Just A Couple Seconds Anya Got Dizzy So We Got Out Of There. Anys Got A Bit More Comfortable And Said "Chi-Chi, I'm Hungry." So We Headed To A Restaurant- Sorry A High Class Restaurant And Mr. Loid Looked Like He Was A His Breaking Point.

A/N : I'm Really Sry I Haven't Updated, Tbh I Kinda Forgot Abt This Book. I'm Sry Again!