#27 KyouKage

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I can't remember who (sorry) but someone suggested more KyouKage, which I am happy to do so.

- phone calls during practice. Kageyama part Russian (don't know why) & forgetting words.

It was during his break in afternoon practice when Kyoutani's phone rang. Searching through his bag with his left hand, as he had a water bottle in his right.

Sighing to himself, he pressed accept.
"What the fuck so you want? What have I told you about calling me during practice?" He scolds.

"I saw an angry snake chicken today," Tobio says from the other side, dismissing what Kyoutani had just said.

"I'm sorry you saw a fucking what?" He asks loudly, gaining attention from some of his teammates.

"Да it was a very angry snake chicken," Kageyama repeats.

"Again, I have no idea, what a fucking snake chick-do you mean goose?" He interrupts himself.

"Да," is the only response he gets. "Why didn't you just say it in Russian?"
"Гусь? Forgot the word," he admits. "You're an idiot," Kyoutani insults, but Kageyama knows he means that lovingly.

"Я люблю тебя," Tobio says before hanging up.

"What was that about?" Iwaizumi asks what the others are thinking. "None of your business." He accidentally snaps.

"Fucking snake chicken are you kidding me?" He asks himself, putting his phone away.

"Who were you talking to?" Iwaizumi questions. "Tobio," he answers simply.

"Why?" Kindaichi is the one to ask. "Just because you don't or talk to him, doesn't mean I have to as well."

"Tobio-chans Russian?" Oikawa asks. Kyōtani rolls his eyes. "Yeah obviously. It's actually kinda annoying when you gotta play the guessing game. He comes up with new words, words taunt nature for sport and spit in the face of god. Sometimes it's entertaining," he shrugs.

"Like what?" Kindaichi can't help but ask. He got home from being out in town once and said 'I saw one of those balloons, but with too much attitude today. What are those called?' Like I don't know if I can help you with that and I don't think anyone could help you with that. I'm gonna need more info.

" 'It's a ballon that dances'. Like where the fuck did you see that from? 'At a Mitsubishi' Mitsubishi? Okay then. 'Yes. A prancing, dancing, long balloon selling cars' ." He explains, he notices the look of understanding.

"Other the other time where he called me saying he saw a crab spider. It was a scorpion. He's just an idiot."

Да-Yes
Гусь-goose
Я люблю тебя-I love you.

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