xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Hypothetically, if I were to commit Arson, what would you do?
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Do you realize who you just messaged?
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Kacchan?
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
I am not whoever that is.
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Damn. Ignore my message then.
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
No no, come back here.
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Uh... I feel safer not.
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
I'm a hero.
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Which one?
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
An Underground Hero
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Again, which one
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
...
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
???
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Fine. I'm Eraserhead
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Oh that's so cool! Now to delete the number and the entire conversation and we're good, right?
[System; xxx-xxx-xxxx changed their to Erasure]
Erasure -
Nope. Come back here.
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Damn.
Erasure -
WWhy were you going to commit arson?
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Wasn't going to, it was a hypothetical.
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Also, Kaccchan got back to me.
Erasure -
...
Erasure -
What'd he say?
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
That he already has like, bail money for any situation I could get myself into, including Arson.
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Can I add him?
Erasure -
...
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
...
Erasure -
Fine.
Erasure -
Also, change your name, seeing a string of numbers is annoying.
xxx-xxx-xxxx -
Fine.
[System; xxx-xxx-xxxx has changed their name to Green Bunny]
[System; Green Bunny has added xxx-xxx-xxxx]
[System; Green Bunny has changed xxx-xxx-xxxx's name to Explosion Bunny]
Green Bunny -
There!
Explosion Bunny -
The fuck did you add me to, nerd?
Erasure -
Language
Green Bunny -Sorry, I'll use English
Explosion Bunny -
Yeah, what the nerd said
Erasure -
Not what I meant!
[System; Green Bunny is offline]
[System; Explosion Bunny is offline]
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FanfictionName and Description will be changed at a later date --- --- --- Izuku has a bunny quirk, accidentally messages Erasure head, pulls Bakugou along for the ride, and oh shit that's two hot people who have their attention on him, and oh! Would you look...
