PERCABETH

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"Today we are reacting to one of the greatest ships of all time, drumroll please" *Leo, Percy, the Stolls, Alex, Piper and Sadie do a drumroll* "Percabeth!"
"Love how you said one of the, leaves room for Solangelo" said Jason
"Oh, stop with that" said Piper "Percabeth is definitely better"
"Yeah, how so?" replied Jason
"They've known each other since they were 12 and have gone on quests since then"
"Solangelo prove the opposites attract theory"
"Percabeth-"
"Enough" said Annabeth "Let's just get this over with"
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Nero: I have an army!
Apollo:[blurts out defensively] We have Percy Jackson!
Percy in the distance: NO YOU F**KING DONT
Annabeth in the distance: I HOPE FOR YOU YOU F**KING DONT

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"This hasn't happened" said Annabeth "I've never said this and who is Nero?"
"Why is Apollo in this?" asked Jason
"This happens in the future and Nero is one of the people you fight. Apollo is turned into a mortal and travels around getting help from most of you except Percy and Annabeth. This isn't what really happens but it's basically what you guys do"

"In that case, it's very accurate" said Thalia

"Do we finally get to hear what happened on the quest where Annabeth and Percy were left alone and Percy got turned into a guinea pig?" said Will "I've heard almost nothing about this one""I was kidnapped at the time and they thought Tyson was dea...

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"Do we finally get to hear what happened on the quest where Annabeth and Percy were left alone and Percy got turned into a guinea pig?" said Will "I've heard almost nothing about this one"
"I was kidnapped at the time and they thought Tyson was dead so I don't even know" said Grover
"And it will stay that way" said Annabeth "That was a fun quest looking back on it"
"Looking back on it! NOT in the moment" replied Percy
"Aww, you guys are so cute" said Piper

"Do we finally get to hear what happened on the quest where Annabeth and Percy were left alone and Percy got turned into a guinea pig?" said Will "I've heard almost nothing about this one""I was kidnapped at the time and they thought Tyson was dea...

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"That is exactly what you were like" said Rachel "And Calypso wasn't there but she would've gotten the same attitude"
"When she found out that Ogygia was where Percy was...that was bad" said Travis
"I love the progression though, your guys' opinions on each other have changed a lot over the years" said Grover

"Wait, really?" asked Annabeth"Yeah, I'd just killed the Minotaur, lost my mom and then you were there talking about me like I wasn't awake, then I fainted" replied Percy"My first impression of you, when you were fully conscious that you were an i...

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"Wait, really?" asked Annabeth
"Yeah, I'd just killed the Minotaur, lost my mom and then you were there talking about me like I wasn't awake, then I fainted" replied Percy
"My first impression of you, when you were fully conscious that you were an idiot" said Anabeth
"Well, once I was conscious my impression changed quite a bit" retorted Percy sassily

"Gosh, we're really traveling back in time" said Katie "This was so funny" said Conner "It was after Percy was claimed and Annabeth hated Percy at that point" continued Travis"I think I would still do that if Chiron asked, but it would be more of ...

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"Gosh, we're really traveling back in time" said Katie
"This was so funny" said Conner
"It was after Percy was claimed and Annabeth hated Percy at that point" continued Travis
"I think I would still do that if Chiron asked, but it would be more of a joke now" said Annabeth
"Wow Wise Girl" said Percy, feigning hurt
"You know you love me" replied Annabeth kissing Percy on the cheek
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