Most proxies: Slender saved me and gave me purpose, our first encounter was strange but I got used to him
My first encounter:
*loading shotgun* THIS IS THE LAST FOREST YOUR HAUNTING YOU SONOVA BITCH!
Slender: you can't even hurt me
Me: *laughing* LMAO IM GOING TO
F—k YOUR CORPSE WHEN IM DONE
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Me: *points to Lazari* Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense....
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Slender: explain the injury's
Me: masky asked me for a light so I shoved him in the fireplace and held him there
Slender: why?
Me: LMAO I have no idea
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Kate: your generation should be ashamed your the best Slender could find
Me: you look like the after photo in a meth picture....
YOU ARE READING
Me as a proxy
Humor25% actually story 50% dumbass memes 20% illegal active 10% bad math 100% probably not getting more then one chapter
