Me as a proxy

Rules I've been given

No Threatening to "Sic" Lazari on people
-Or smile dog
-I am allowed to try Kate since she is intelligent enough to say "no" at times

Just because something isn't going my way I am not allowed to threaten to summon
-Chernobog
-Zaglo
-Satan
-Any Religious figure
- Any Figure related to anything government related (Especially not Karl Marx)
-Lightning McQueen
-Kermit the Frog
-Michel Jackson
-Slenderman's creepy pervert brother
-That homeless man with rabies that bit me back in 2019

We are the proxy's of slender not
-owned by Disney
-The X-men
-The freak show of the circus
- The association of "Skrunkles"
- "Rude dudes with bad attitude"
-The muppets

Telling Laughing Jack about your In-laws kids and "Accidentally" giving them where they live is not acceptable

We have no motto, and your not allowed to suggest ones including but not limited to
-"And you thought North Korea was bad!"
-"That's it, your getting stabbed"
-"Blood makes grass grow, KILL KILL KILL"
-"War,death,Pestilence and Famine Aint got shit on us"

No longer allowed to play "oath chicken" with nurse Ann or Dr.Smiley

A full minute of silence after an action is not reason to continue

Attempting to Bargain for peoples "Souls" and then asking Slender to help you collect is not okay
-especially since he already owns most of them

Attempting to send anything into the Past,Present, or Future via the postal service is banned

Yes some proxy's can shape shift
This doesn't mean your allowed to bribe them to take the fall for your mistakes

I don't know HOW you found LJ's box, PUT IT BACK!

Unless a Proxy is with you, you are not allowed in the kitchen

Not allowed to post Photos of smile dog on 4-Chan

Jeff is not allowed to supervise H

The following are not acceptable targets for a mission
-Ex-Boyfriend
-Ex-Girlfriends
-Ex- anything
-The homeless Motherfucker outside the 7/11
-Anyone who lists their addresses on Craigslist or E-bay
-Anyone who leaves hate comments on your "Wattpad" account
- Anyone who works for EA
- Anything that would alter the course of a reality TV show

H, You have been banned from using magnets, Jeff is still recovering

Yes, Slenderman is influenced by peoples perception of him, No this does not mean you can spread misinformation saying he dresses in ANYTHING related to Vietnam

"Keel-hauling" is not an acceptable punishment

Yes you seem to be able to last longer from injuries normally fatal to most people this doesn't make you immortal nor does it make you
-Deadpool
-Kenny
-Any loony toons character
-Rasputin

All your "Family storys" must have at least 2 people watching you if told in the presence of anyone who hasn't heard it

There is an infinite staircase this doesn't mean you should
-Roll a bowling ball down the stairs
-Ride your bike down the stairs
- The slinky's are fine if done in moderation

Not allowed to suggest someone has a "Freindly staring contest" with
-Nina
-Jeff
-Smile dog
-Eyeless Jack
-Slenderman

Not allowed to convince anyone to fake a coughing fit in from of Dr.Smiley