Some more insults

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My fighting style is simple, ambush and brutalize, if that doesn't work use my superior agility and speed to get the upper hand, since half of them are walking corpses

Doctor Smiley

"Does it hurt when I do this? It does doesn't it!"

"Your a doctor, fix it yourself!"

"I'm looking at your X-ray and it says you SUCK!"

Judge angels

"Ever heard of a Crucifix? Nothing but a couple of useless sticks!"

"Call yourself a goddess now I'm Atheist!"

" They told me I'd be king when hell froze over, did you notice the temp just drop?"

Nina:

"Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bitch you are!"

"Who's smiling now?"

"You can cry for mom to get you a band-aid but she isn't coming"

Eyeless Jack

"Down on the ground with someone looking down on you, Bring back memories?"

"Don't worry, I can use the tar eye sockets to patch up the roof"

"You should've seen me coming- oh right"

Rogue

"So busy looking down that you didn't check your corners"

"First rule of survival, watch where you step"

"Hopefully this beating doesn't cause a second miscarriage"

Ben:

"Knock up the difficulty this is to easy!"

"You should've been able to dodge, you have human reflexes, not Nintendos net code"

"I got your DLC right here!"

I also have some generic insults I use for everyone

"Hi how are ya"

"SILENCE CRIMINAL!"

"Next time, check your corners"

"Try a little harder"

"We gotta do this more often"

"You wanted me back, so I'm back"

"Wow, you really are as bad as they say"

"You got what was coming for you"

"I know I know, I'm late"

"We gotta stop meeting like this you know"

"Better late then never!"

"Didnt forget about me did ya?"

"Missed me didn't ya?"

"Not so tough now huh?"

"Ooh! That ones going to hurt"

" you call this putting up a fight?

"Guess your not as good as you thought"

"Stop hitting yourself, STOP HITTING YOURSELF!"

"I bet you let yourself get beat up just to hear what I have to say"

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