You click your tongue staring into Diane's purple eyes as she stares at you and Meliodas with deep hatred. Damn, this giant doesn't like people waking her up. Can't blame her though.
"Hold on. You're not gonna eat them, are you?" Hawk shouts up
"You let go of Sir Meliodas and Lady Y/n!" Elizabeth demands while also yelling.
"Huh? Sir Meliodas?" She mumbles as she brings you and the captain closer to her face
"Yo, Diane. What's it been, like ten years?" Meliodas greets as he moves his face towards her making his hair tickle your neck
"Hmm? Captain! Captain! Captain! Captain! I've missed you so much. It seems like it's been forever! Oh...Captain, you thought of everything, haven't you? You remembered how much I love whole roasted pig!" Diane fangirls as she rubs the captains face with her own. You sadly having to also be moved considering she picked you up along with him.
"Hey, wait! Don't eat me, lady!" Hawk yells
"Yeah! If anyone's eating Hawk, it's me!" You shout
"That's hot!" Hawk cries out after being tied to a wooden stick and hung over a campfire with an apple in his mouth
"How can I eat you without cooking you first?" Diane giggles
"That's not what I meant! Now get me out of this thing, would you? I can already feel my rump roasting!" Hawk screams
"Well, something's starting to smell pretty good." Melidoes comments as you snicker
"Hey! Don't act like you can't see me down here! Do something, will you?" Hawk continues to cry and eventually he was let free.
"Alright fine. But who's these girls?" Diane questions
"Uh, pleasure to meet you, Lady Diane. My name's Elizabeth and, uh...I've asked Sir Meliodas and Lady Y/n if they'd allow me to travel with them." Elizabeth introduces herself
"Actually I was bribed to travel, but sure. Anyway! I'm the most magnificent, glorious, ravishing, mo—" You start
"Y/n. Her name's Y/n." Meliodas cuts you off with a deadpanned face.
"Prick." You grumble
"So, it's just the three of you then?" Diane questions
"Plus the talking walking bacon." You motion to Hawk
"Oh, is that so?" Diane says standing up fully
"Yup, and we, uh—" Meliodas cuts himself off when you and him get thrown to the ground, full speed. You both slide across the floor making a small hole until smashing into a rock creating a deep hole in it.
"You filthy womaniser!" Diane screams
"I'm human! Watch it, I could've died." You groan climbing out the hole. Blood drips from your forehead and you groan again
"Okay." Meliodas whispers
"I really liked these clothes! Now they're all dirty. Does my face look okay?" You question turning to Meliodas.
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Aren't You Greedy? - Ban x Reader (7 Deadly sins)
FanfictionY/n L/n an overly confident species. Best friends with the dragon sin Meliodas. However she had no clue who he really was until he was revealed... Y/n is arguably one of the most beautiful and glorious girls throughout Liones. She's incredibly good...
