Quackity oneshot

That annoying bitch

When they got home the kids were all over them crying a river (idk what else to say, that's basically it)

Quackity pov:

When we got inside the first thing I heard were the kids sobbing at the front door, to be honest that kinda broke my heart looking at this
Purpled:"why did you leave us😭"
Quackity:"i thought you guys said you were old enough to be left alone hm"
Tommy:"there not but I am"he said trying to hold back tear
Techno:"what do you want to just shut up"
Quackity:"techno! Behave, do you guys want a story?"
Tubbo+ranboo:"and a song"
Quackity:"i think i could work with that, how much time do i have"
Kids:"10 minutes"
Quackity:"ok, sapnap come with me"
Dream:"why him"
Quackity:"because this needs his attitude"
Sapnap:"i don't know if I should be happy or offended"
Quackity:"just come with me already"
Sapnap:"coming Princess"

-10 minutes later-

Still quackity pov:

As we came back the kids were sitting on floor trying not to make a sound, probably jschlatt's idea but anyway as me and sap walked in the children were wide eyed
Quackity:"ok this is a story on how me and sapnap met, who's exited"
Kids:"US!"
Quackity:"ok ok but please be quiet,you don't want to disturb us do you?"
They shook there heads in unison

Quackity:"have you forgotten the lesions i taught you"
Sapnap:"Alex"
Quackity:"have you forgotten to turn off your heart,this is not you
I see you changing how i designed you
Have you forgotten your purpose,let me remind you
Goddess of wisdom
Master of war~
My life has 1 mission
Create the greatest warrior
I had a challenge
A test of skill
A magic borough (i think that's what they said)
Only best would kill
One day a boy came, for the thrill
A boy who's mind rivaled the boar's own will"
Sapnap:"let's go"
Quackity:"maybe one day he'll follow me and we'll make a greater tomorrow
Then there'll see I know he'll change the world
Cause he's the warrior of the mind
Maybe one day I'll reach him and we could build his skill's as i teach him
If there's a problem
He'll have the answer
He's a warrior of the mind"
Purpled:"what happens next
Tommy:"yeah I want to know"
Dream:"then be quiet you gremlin"
Sapnap:"show yourself, i know your watching me
Show yourself, i can see you"
Quackity:"how can you see threw my spell"
Sapnap:"hahaha i was lying and you fell for my bluff, hahaha"
Quackity:"well done you lied to me, what's your name"
Sapnap:"you first and maybe I'll do the same"
Quackity:"nice try but two can play this game"
Sapnap:"nah don't be modest, I know your a goddess so let's be honest you are Alex
Badass in the arena
Unmatched and witty and queen of the best strategies we've seen"
Quackity:"if your looking for a mentor, I'll make sure your times well spent"
Sapnap:"sounds like a plan
Goddess and man
The bestest of friends"
Quackity:"we'll see where it ends"
Sapnap:"ok😃"
Quackity:"maybe one day they'll follow me and we'll "
Quackity+sapnap:"make a greater tomorrow
Then they'll see i know we'll change the world
Cause we're the warriors of the mind
Maybe one day we'll reach them and we could build there skill's as if there's a problem
They'll have the answer
We're the warriors of the mind"
Quackity:"i still intend to make sure you don't fall behind
Don't forget your a warrior of a very special kind
You are a warrior of the mind
Don't disappointed me"

Ranboo:"are you really a goddess big q "
Quackity:"yes I am ranboo"
Tubbo can you show us your god form if you have one"
Quackity:"sure tubbo"
There was a big glow when I was shapeshifting to my original self

(I didn't bother shading)
Michael:"your really pretty Alex "
Quackity:"thank you Michael, that's really sweet of you to say. I haven't seen myself in years so one can only trust what others have to say"
As I look at the window, I see that mafia guy staring at me and kinda got goosebumps
Eret:"what are you looking at Alex"
Quackity:"there's that guy from the music studio...again"
Techno:"want me to deal with him"
He say equipping his axe
Quackity:"no no, I want to tryout my powers again"
I say with a smirk crawling on my face
Callahan:"😈"
Dream:"oh i need to watch this"
Quackity:"who ever wants to watch follow me, ig"
All the boys except shroud and Michel followed me. As I reached the door I hesitated for a split second but regained my composure and opened it
Quackity:"what do you want"
???:"is anyone else here"
I took a quick look inside and winked at the
Quackity:"no, I'm alone, but literally what do you want"
???:"i want you to come with us to Korea"
Quackity:"as I already said, I'm not interested"
???:"well I don't think you really have a choice in the say"
As i looked around i saw 5 really tall men running towards me with STUN GUNS was that really necessary.when I took a step back i started muttering a curse from my book
Quackity:"⎎⍀⍜⋔ ⏁⊑⟒ ☌⍀⍜⋏⎅ ⍜⌿⟒⋏"
When i finished i lifted my right foot up stomped on the ground, the ground split sending the i asume bodyguards to the nether to be burned alive
???:"WHAT DID YOU DO"
Quackity:"a simple curse to send them to the nether"
???:"just you wait, I'll make you come with me one way or the other"
He said running to his car and speeding off

I smirked as i turned around and walked back inside to see everyone shocked
Techno:"did you actually send them to the nether, nice"
Quackity:"i mean what did he suspect me to do,they ran towards we with stun guns"
Tommy:"not pog"
As he said that I got a text from some partner from work saying I need to go undercover for a suspect at a university
Quackity:"ugh another mission"
Foolish:"what is it this time"
Quackity:"what do you mean, this is the first i talked about my job"
Foolish:" I saw you do one of them in las nevadas"
Quackity"oh...but that's not the point, I have to go to a university"
Dream"well I think we should come with"
Quackity:"ugh fine, only since it doesn't have any age restrictions.but I'm not taking the kids it's to dangerous"
Phil:"I'll stay with them,I've already past the time in life"

(TBC)