𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐲 • 𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘱 𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘰𝘯

Incorrect Quotes

I've got writer's block. Deal with it.

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Polly: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Thomas, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Polly: Two brooooos!
Anastasie: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Polly: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Anastasie:
Polly:
Anastasie: *tearing up*
Polly: Babe, c'mon...
Anastasie: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Polly: Babe...

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Thomas: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Alexander: Heck.
Thomas: You're on thin fucking ice.
Thomas: Oh no-

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Y/n: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Patsy?
Patsy: ... No.
Polly: I do!
Y/n: I know, Polly.
Polly: I'm sad!
Y/n: I know, Polly.

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George Washington: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Alexander: Mine just says "Alexander no."
George Washington: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Y/n: From now on we will be using code names.
Y/n: You can address me as Eagle One.
Y/n: Theo is "been there done that"
Y/n: Philip is "currently doing that"
Y/n: David is "it happened once in a dream"
Y/n: Angie is "if I had to pick a gal"
Y/n: And Peggy is...
Y/n: Eagle Two
Peggy: Oh thank god.

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Patsy: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Young Y/n: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Patsy: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Y/n, learn to listen.
Young Y/n: What if it bites itself and I die?
Patsy: That's voodoo.
Young Y/n: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Patsy: That's correlation, not causation.
Young Y/n: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Polly Randolph: That's kinky.
Patsy: Oh my God.

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Peggy: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Y/n: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Philip: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Theo: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Angie: My moral code, is that you?
Peggy:
Peggy: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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*Y/n's Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Philip: Thanks fam!
Angie: oh no
David: *cries* I love you too
Theo: Sounds fake but okay
Peggy: *A flustered mess*
Y/n: can I get a refund

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Philip: We need to distract these guys
Y/n: Leave it to me
Y/n: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Alexander, Thomas, and Aaron: *Immediately begin arguing*
George Washington, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Peggy: I can help you with it!
Angie: Yeah, sure.
Y/n: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Theo: lol nope.
David: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Philip: *Read 5:55pm*

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Y/n: Croissants: dropped
Philip: Road: works ahead
Thomas: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Theo: Shavacado: fre
Alexander: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
George Washington:
George Washington, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Peggy: Hewwo.
Angie: Hihiiiiii!
George Washington: Greetings, Humans.
Philip: Three kinds of people.
Theo: I want pudding.
Philip: Four kinds of people.
Y/n: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Philip: Five kinds of people.

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Thomas: Bye James! Bye Washington! Bye Aaron! Bye Martha! Bye James!
Alexander: You said 'bye Person B' twice.
Thomas: I like James.

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George Washington: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
James: Have everyone stand.
Alexander: Bring three more chairs!
Thomas: The most important ones can sit down.
Aaron: Kill three.

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Theo, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Y/n, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Angie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Peggy, trembling: What are we playing

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Angie: Wake me up...
Peggy: Before you go go!
Theo: When September ends...
Y/n: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Alexander: *Gently taps table*
Thomas: *Taps back*
George Washington: What are they doing?
Y/n: Morse code.
Alexander: *Aggressively taps table*
Thomas: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Thomas: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Polly: Is it me, dad?
Thomas: No, it's not you.
Y/n: Is it me, dad?
Thomas: It's not you either.
Patsy: Is it me, dad?
Thomas:
Thomas, mockingly: iS It mE, dAd?

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Peggy: Would you stab Angie in the leg for 10 million gold?
Angie: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Y/n: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Angie: Good thinking.

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Peggy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Theo: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Angie: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

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Polly: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Patsy: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Angie: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Philip: Angie, that's a coma.
Angie: Sounds festive.

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That's it for now. Bye!