Me
Heyoooooo
Did you get the things I asked for?
Zig?
If yo bitch ass don't answer rn I'm suing
BRO YOU BETTER BE DEAD OR SMTN
HELLO EARTH TO ZIGGY
ZIGNIFINE OPRARIAH SANDERS
ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE
???
Hey, I think you got the wrong number.
Hope you find who you're looking for.
Me
THAT TRASHY LIL HO
SHE GAVE ME THE WRONG NUMBER
???
Hey! Language!
Me
eugh
You're old
???
Hey! I am not old! What makes you
think that?
Me
1. You said language
2.you used proper grammar
3. you're denying being old
???
Just because I use proper grammar?
Me
And because you said language
no one cares about that anymore
sorry to break it to you babes
???
Babes?
Me
you bein fr rn?💀
???
Fr? What does "fr" mean?
Me
It means for real
For real = fr
get it?
Please tell me you do
It'll be very depressing if you don't
???
Sort of?
Me
Hot dam
You're really old
??? Changed to 'Old man'
Old man
Hey! I am not old!
Me
prove it
Old man
I don't have anything to prove!
Me
Sureeeee
Sure believe what you want bud
Old man
Ok then, how old are you, hmm?
Me
WHOAAAAA
MAJOR RED FLAG MY GUY
R E D F L A G
🚩🚩🚩
omg
Are you....
a ✨pedophile✨
Old man
I am not a pedophile!
Me
Pedo pedo pedo pedo ✨pedophilia✨
Stop🛑
Old man
I am not a pedophile!
There is no pedophilia going on!
Me
Tell that to my lawyer
Pedophile
Old man
I'm sure your lawyer will be on my side.
Me
Sure
P E D O P H I L E
Old man
I promise you, I'm not a pedophile.
Me
Alr old man
Ttyl<3
Old man
Ttyl?
Me
Babes, it means talk to you later
Talk =t to =t you =y later=l
Old man
Ok, good to know.
Bye kid.
A/n: one done. Many to go<3 Kind of new story? I've had it in the drafts for a while and it's up to 24-26 chaps and I think it's quite a good story so I decided to post it
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FanfictionXenization; the act of existing as a stranger When a random child manages to text the most important man in America, possibly in the world, by accident. They then continue to talk ⚠️🚨 WARNING ⚠️ 🚨 THIS STORY CONTAINS •CURSING •GORE? •WEAPONS? ...
