the music freaks chatfic ⁉️

dress updates 😟😟😟

zander: drew what happened to the dress thingy

drew: uhhhh idk lemme check the shipping

luke: fuck i dont wanna wear that shit

jake: lmaooooo

hailey: im literally shitting myself why would you guys think this is a good idea

zander: its funny

milly: yeah it kinda is

sean: UGH GO AWAY MILLICENT

milly: 😟

drew: NOOOOOOOOOOO

zander: WHAT

drew: THE FUCKING PACKAGE NOOOOO

zander: WHATT

drew: THE PLANE CRASHED THAT WAS TRANSPORTING IT

zander: CANT THEY GET MORE???

drew: THEY FUCKING RAN OUT J JUST GOT THE MONEY BACK UGH

luke: YESSSSSSSS YIPPEE WOOO THANK FUCK OH MY LORD

hailey: we havent figured out drews love interest yet

drew: you probably never will

jake: are any of you guys in the skittles squad

zander: unoriginal hoe

jake: blt community

zander: much better
zander: and yes, i am

luke: i am ppppansexual

hailey: no matter gay straight or bi lesbian transgender vibe im on the right track baby i was born to survive

sean: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU EVEN GOT THE LYRICS WRONG

hailey: NO I DIDNT

jake: ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION

liam: yeah uhhh im that sexuality that's attracted to masculinity and poly

henry: im just queerrrr

drew: men.

jake: wonderful

milly: isnt it weird that the 'bullies' and the people we thought were anti-gay are the gayest people of all time

jake: yeah *screams in bisexuality*

henry: anti-gay 😭
henry: homophobic**

hailey: oh my god 👹👹

luke: i literally hate this sm ugh

daisy: im a lesbian! (to answer jakes question)

milly: IRL LITTLE MISS PERFECT

zander: YOURE SO RIGHT

daisy: uh thanks guys

hailey: live laugh love

jake: is that all them queers and homos

drew: 💀

hailey: yeah thats all of them

jake: more than expected, 7

lia: oh thats cool
lia: so the fraction is uh
lia: 7/12 if you include zoey

drew: zander if you fucking

zander: go drew you have a chance

drew: STOP GO AWAY

daisy: uh

lia: bet its about his crush

drew: FUCK OFF OH MY GOD OLEASE

luke: aggressive much

drew: sobs

hailey: so uh we have confirmed that drew is gay so his crush is a man, and he was getting excited so uh this is my list of potential candidates

drew: im gonna be found out oh no

jake: rip 🤕

hailey: luke, zander, but theyre taken so i wouldnt think so. um jake but he is crushing on someone else i think, henry abd liam but they are dating so yeah. pretty hard to guess. liam is poly so its probably liam

drew: oh nvm i thought she was smart

liam: yeah it NOT me bro

drew: fr i started crying because henry and liam constantly pine over eachother and now they're dating

milly: its totally liam

jake: 🤨

drew: okay sure wtv you think

private messages between @pleasegoaway and @stacysmother

liam: who IS your crush

drew: fuck off its none of your business, that's who

liam: is it jake

liam: drew?

drew: who am i kidding he will never like me back

liam: does zander know?

drew: mhm

liam: okay, do you want him to know i know?

drew: sure

liam: i can make a gc?

drew: okay

@stacysmother has created a groupchat titled drake fan club

liam: hello zander.

zander: ugh wtf do you want
zander: i dont like drake why am i here 😭

drew: its me a jake's ship name or whatever

zander: OHHHH so we gonn set you up or???

liam: we are here because jake like drew back

drew: bffr

zander: no he probably does because thats how these stories have to play out

liam: ???? tf ????

drew: zander what the fuck are you on about

zander: dw about it

liam: okay anyway drew take your babygirl out for dinner

drew: i have an idea

zander: yeah?

drew: no !!!

liam: NO TAKE HIM FOR A NIGHT PICNIC AT THE FUCKING ROCK PLACE NEAR THE OACEAN

zander: you mean redcliffe ??

liam: ues youre so smart

drew: do i have a choice

zander: nnnoooooot really

drew: :/ aight

liam: okay well its like 1am so im gonna go to sleep

zander: pussy

liam: i need my beauty sleep 😝

zander: wtv at least im the one with a boyfriend

liam: see thats funny bc

drew: liam ik you aint gonna do that

liam: yh sorry :(

drew: okay bye liam

liam: adios

zander: :/