flies and lesbians

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a/n: these are always unplanned so thats why they are so fucking wild anyway episode 9-11 dont exist ty <3

sadie: what if when your sleeping a fly gives birth on your face

lia: she speaks

daisy: wtf sadie 🙁

sadie: i have questions

liam: that would be hot ngl

sadie: then i have concerns

henry: i really wanna break up with you liam

liam: NO IT WAS A JOKE IM NOT INTO BUGS

lia: please go away

daisy: have you guys seen like the fly on a leash thingo

lia: yeah its so silly billy

henry: how do you eveb do it 😭
henry: just catch a fly???

sadie: no you freeze it, tie a string around it and defrost it. wow, fly on a leash

daisy: that seems a bit like animal cruelty

liam: its a fly idc i wanna try it

lia: dawg where is everyone

henry: they probably have a life (unlike me)

liam: you are sitting in my lap right the fuck now

lia: 🏳️‍🌈🫡

daisy: why are you textibg then?

henry: liam was watching some streamer nihachu idk

liam: NIHACHU???? dawg no i was watching a video essay on dementia

sadie: send me the link please

liam: i gottchu

lia: i wish someone would cuddle w me sigh

daisy: ayo lowkey???

lia: LOWKEY?????

sadie: daisy

daisy: we poly right 🥰🥰

sadie: yes... i suppose so..

lia: ACTUALS????

sadie: yes..

daisy: YIPPEE

lia: omg both of u come over right now my address is (i aint typin allat 😜)

daisy: ill sneak out n pretend im studying

lia: teen romance who

sadie: On my way!
sadie: On my way!
sadie: OMFG 🤨
sadie: omw

lia: dumbass phones 🙁

daisy: dunbass phones 🙁

henry: im still here

liam: me too dawg

zander: how did i miss like forty messages huh

liam: dunno

zander: kys

henry: HOME. BOY.

zander: keep yourself safe damn

liam: side eye

drew: im here im queer and generally better than all of you

zander: pookie why woukd you say taht

drew: when people text me my name but spell it as "draw"

henry: HELP

liam: WHO THE FUCK

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