Authors note : I literally have nothing to say right now because I am tried as hell 💀. Have a good read y'all 🤍💙💞
PS : I swear I have good grammar but i wrote all these at like 2-5 am sometimes even in the late afternoon💀💀
Season 1 Episode 3
Asriel : *inner monologue* y'know I've always wondered if people like raven ever fell in love with someone who bit someone's ear off
Asriel: so I did research and apparently ppl love sharing their life stories online
*10 years ago*
Asriel : *narrating* apparently she used to be as bubbly as bubbles could be
Raven: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND *a crow dying on the side of the road*
Asriel : and she liked to sing apparently....
Raven : la la la la la la *Death attempting brain surgery*
Asriel : and then she met skull
Female Teacher : SKYLAR GET OFF THE JUNGLE GYM
Skull : NO
Asriel : she met skylar also formly known as skull and she was convinced that he loved her
Raven : hi skull
Skull : um hi ??
*At lunch*
Raven : hi skull
Skull : hello....
*At the bus stop*
Raven : HI SKUUULLLL
Skull : 🏃♂️
Asriel : she was so in love she went into this lil dark phase thing and went all obsessively emo person
Asriel : it also says that she actually had one friend before going all psycho crazy
Asriel: there's only a letter , for that person's name M
Asriel : according to her , that friend was a waste of space and a distraction and too weird beyond her understanding
Asriel : I'm over here like dude everything is a distraction with you tf , whoever that friend was she was better off without Raven
Asriel : so back to the US running away from the crazy lady
Morgana : thank God we lost her
Asriel : why is she always after us like seriously it's not even normal
Asriel : this is too much exercise for me - screw the gym
Raven : Morgana , I'm gonna get you and your little dog too
Asriel : What?? Is this bitch quoting the wizard of oz?
Asriel : Also why am I the dog??
Morgana : maybe cuz she doesn't know your name
Asriel : she isn't supposed to know yours
Morgana : well .. that's another story
Raven : c'mon my pretties
Asriel : this ain't no lord of the rings tf
Raven: *stops running* ah screw it I'm going home
Asriel : where ? Emerald city
Morgana : 🤣
Asriel : that was close
Asriel : hey uh when I asked you how she knew your name uh what's the story?
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The Years Of My Life
RandomThis series follows a young girl named Asriel Acorn who has been homeschooled since the dawn of time, Now she's starting middle school and she has no flipping idea what she's doing-
