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Season 1 Episode 4
Asriel : *inner monologue* friendships like Malu , charlotte , AJ and Rain are hard to come by which made me wonder how it happened fortunately someone other than me had the courage to ask
Morgana : hey I was wondering rainy ma boi
Morgana : how did a simple minded boy like you meet Malu and the gang and especially HOW THE HELL DID YOU MEET THAT BAG OF PLASTIC
Rain : well it's a long story
Morgana : well rain it's not like azzy and I have lives to uphold
Asriel : true that
Asriel : yea but seriously I'd like to know
Rain : well get comfortable
Morgana : we're at a lake dude ofc we're gonna get comfortable
Asriel : this should be good
Rain : picture it - 1850
Morgana : what?? I KNEW THERE WAS A TIME SKIP
Rain : i-i was just kidding
Morgana : .....dammit
Morgana : ok continue Mr mood kill
Rain : ok so picture it 10 years ago , I was new in town and I didn't know what the hell I was doing
*10 years ago*
Rain : Mom ....
Mom : yes sweetie
Rain : can't I just live in our basement like Uncle Marty
Mom : we already agreed to this no one is turning out like Uncle Marty
Uncle Marty : I'm right here woman
Mom : I know that's why I said it
Rain : can you guys not fight today?
Mom : it's not my fault he has no skills whatsoever
Uncle Marty : I have a skill
Mama Santiago : which would be
Uncle Marty : being unemployed
Uncle Marty : I get paid in food
Uncle Marty : it's the life....listen kid if this kindergarten thing doesn't work out there's always a place for you on the coach
Rain : thanks uncle Marty but I can at least try kindergarten
Uncle Marty : I skipped kindergarten and look at me I'm a ok
Mom : you got sick one time
Uncle Marty : yea but it's called skipping best day of my life I then decided to nothing for the rest of my life
Uncle Marty : bottle of beer in one hand a twinkie in the other
Mom : stop giving my son ideas
Uncle Marty : at least I didn't ruin the rest of them
Mom : the rest of them are just fine
Uncle Marty : isn't one them in therapy
Mom : it was only for a short time
Uncle Marty : your mom has lost touch with time because it was for 4 years
Mom : it was to deal with the loss of J-A-R-E-D
Uncle Marty : he can spell y'know
Mom : what do you know what he can or can't do
Rain : he's right mom I can spell
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The Years Of My Life
RandomThis series follows a young girl named Asriel Acorn who has been homeschooled since the dawn of time, Now she's starting middle school and she has no flipping idea what she's doing-
