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chase just wanna know who thought it was a good idea to eat my baby cucumbers that i had left in the fridge 👺

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chase
just wanna know who thought it was a good idea to eat my baby cucumbers that i had left in the fridge 👺

rudy
baby fucking cucumbers?

chase
yes
"baby fUCkIng cucumbers"
what's the problem blondie 😤

rudy
you're 27 and you're eating baby cucumbers babe

chase
so? thEYRE YUMMY

madelyn
i buy him baby ones because the last time he tried to cut up a bigger one he sliced his finger open

chase
don't expose me wtf mads

syd
kid hasn't been trusted with a knife since

chase
...kid?

syd
what the fuck did you want me to say

chase
okay wow shawty's agro
@ rudy come calm her down 💅

syd
giving you 5 seconds to run x

drew
have i entered at the wrong time?

chase
you're literally the size of my left ankle i will squash you
i'm not scared 🥰

syd
sounds like something someone who's scared would say 👨‍🦯

chase
die ❤️

syd
and you have mad kankles
so technically that means i'm big

drew
yeah i think i entered at the wrong time

madelyn
fr tho who ate his cucumbers he's not gonna stop until he finds out

rudy
id personally rather die than eat them

drew
why did i just hear a thud
who died

chase
sorry guys, that was just my shirt

drew
sounded a lot heavier than a shirt

chase
yeah because i was in it
syd just fucking flew me across the room
girl doesn't miss arm day
she beefy 👹

*syd left the groupchat*

madelyn
now look what you've done

*rudy added syd to the group chat*

syd
don't play with me
i'll fuck u up debbie

drew
that got a bit personal

chase
guys can we change the groupchat name i'm over it

austin
no it's iconic

chase
it's boring
i'm yawning just looking at it
i'm done
boo
boring
yucky

syd
we get it shut up

rudy
we're not changing it x

chase
not sudy coming at me oKAY
PURRRR

*syd left the groupchat*

*rudy left the groupchat*

drew
how are they not dating yet

madelyn
IVE BEEN ASKING THIS FOR THE LAST YEAR

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i forgot this story existed so here's a short one to make up for it

anyways wattpad deleted strawberry scented surf wax so im literally trying to rewrite it by memory. if you all could give it some love that would be amazing xx

also pls if you remember anything from the original can you pls comment here!! i need all the help that i can get to make it nearly the same as it was before

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