The runaways

Family ties

January 28 1984

*Violet*
Nikki wake your lazy ass up

Why he grunted trying to stay asleep

Because it's national weed appreciation day and I just dropped hazel off at school I smiled laying kisses all across his face Leaving dark red lip stains

Soooo do we have weed

Well if you'd open those pretty eyes of yours you would see that I have a joint right here

That's my girl he said tossing me off of him and smacking my ass

Where do you think your going I said jumping off the bed and following him like a lost puppy

To take a shower you wanna join ?

No I just did my makeup and I have to wake dumb and dumber up already woke stupidest up I smiled running off before he could catch on

Wait! He ran to the door frame who's stupidest !, me?!

Yup! I laying popping the P

You little fucker you ! Your lucky I'm already in the shower he yelled wait ! That's not fair Tommy should be stupidest he dose way more dumb shit then me !

Whatever I mumbled to myself  THOMAS LEE BASS  and VINCENT NEIL WHARTON  I screamed as loud as I could to make sure they where awake, if there's a naked groupie in here when I walk in ur asses are grass they have to be out by 5:00 am I yelled opening the door to them passed out on the same bed cuddling while Tommy's bed is on the wall bloody and a odd yellow  brownish color I don't think I want to know so I'm not even gonna ask

TOMMY  VINCE GET YOUR ASSES UP YOU GUYS HAVE A MEETING WITH DOC AT 11:00 am

Fuck okay who pissed you off Vince grunted throwing a pillow at me

No one yet I said throwing the pillow back at him as hard as I can and running off as fast as I can

You fucking dick !

THATS MY NAME BABY DONT WEAR IT OUT OH AND MICK SHOULD BE HERE BY 10:00 MY LITTLE DUCKLINGS !

Where ducklings now ? Tommy lifted up ?

I don't fuckin know man she's crazy Vince plopped back on the bed rubbing his face

I walked back to the door frame and leaned against it, Oh and are you two gay together or somthing ?

Uh no ? Tommmy scratched his head you really are crazy

Maybe but you two where cuddling like husband and wife 10 seconds ago almost looked like me and Nikki I laughed

Vince looked up with a straight face not funny .he got up and walked in the kitchen ,but anyways what is the meeting with doc about

Uhhhh I'm not really sure Doug called this morning and said just said to tell you guys you have a meeting

Oh that's odd he didn't say anything else ? Nikki asked coming out the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist

Fuck if I know he's unpredictable but get dressed the meeting is in like 10 minutes so hurry the fuck up i looked down at my watch

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So the reason I wanted you guys here, Ozzy Osbourne called me
Last night and said he saw your guys new years Evil show and wanted to know if you guys wanted to go on tour with him it's probably just gonna be the first leg maybe just half of the first leg I'm still not 100% sure yet

Everyone bursted out in laughter

What? I'm not kidding you idiots he raised his voice

Doc there is no fucking way ozzy called your cell and said hey I want mötley crüe on my tour