My Undead Love For You ( Twisted wonderland x Undertaker Reader )

Twst HeadCanons pt2

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°M/n smoking weed with Crowley who is having his first time smoking weed°

M/n:"Smoking Za with my pa~"

Crowley:"I can hear the DEVIL!!"

M/n:"Don't listen to him Hahaha"
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Riddle:"What the straightes thing you've ever done?"

Ace:"...."

M/n:"I killed a guy"
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Crowley:"M/N WHY ARE THEIR ZOMBIES IN SCHOOL?!"

M/n:"But you said you wanted scary for Halloween so here you go-"

Crowley:"I MEAN HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS NOT REAL LIFE ZOMBIES!!"

M/n:"..."

Crowley:"..."

M/n:"Sooo no on the zombies?"
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Deuce:"FOUR MONTHS!"

Yuu:"What?"

Deuce:"THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCH ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!"

Ace/Grim:"Wait what?"

Ortho:"THE PLANT'S FAKE?!"

M/n,°Laughing°:"This is the best day of my life"
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Crewel:"Is that Vodka?"

Crowley:"Yeah"

Crewel:" Straight?"

Crowley:"No, Bi"

Crewel:"THE VODKA, NOT YOU"
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Yuu:"How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?"

M/n:"Just Give him a minute"

°Ace pushing on the door that clearly says pull°
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°Idia accidentally hit one of the students in the face°

°Idia Trying to decide to say "I'm sorry" or "are you okay?"°

Idia:"ARE YOU SORRY?!?"

°Student on the floor and crying holding their cheek°

Student:"W-Why?"
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Sam:"So Your total is $19.00"

M/n:"Mm, good year"

Sam 'Jokingly': "Oh! Haha! Good year?"

M/n:"Yes it's the year I died"

Sam:"..."

Sam:"..Wat?"
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°M/n reading Yuu's history textbook°

M/n:"Yep..I did that... that was also me...
Oof my bad.. that was a fun day ...Yikes"

Yuu:"🧍‍♀️"
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°Lilia cook food for M/n°

Lilia:"Here you go I made you lunch~"

M/n:"I maybe a grim reaper and immortal but this I would die from..."
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°Crowley who is asleep at his desk°

°Yuu slowly entering the room holding
Cymbals, poised to slam them together at any moment°

Yuu:"And you're sure Crowley said this was okay?"

Crewel:"Trust me. This is what he
wants "
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Ace:"Hey Yuu"

Yuu:"Yes Ace?"

Ace:"Can a person breathe inside a
Washing machine while it's on?"

Yuu:"..."

Ace:"..."

Yuu:"Where's M/n?"
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Deuce:"Damm the power went out"

M/n:"Don't worry I got this"

°M/n Shakes rapidly and starts to light up°

Deuce:"What-?"

M/n:"I swallowed a glow stick!"

°Jamil/Yuu on the verge of tears°

Jamil/Yuu:"WHY WOULD YOU-"
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Kalim:"You always make me laugh"

M/n:"I'm naturally funny, My whole life is a joke"
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°M/n tapes a knife to the roomba and setting it loose°

M/n:"Be free my child"

°Crewel entering the room with a small cut on her ankle°

Crewel:"WHO THE FUCK-?!"
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Riddle:"Ace did you eat all the donuts?"

Ace:"Nope"

Riddle:"Why are you lying to me? I can see all the powder on your pants"

Ace,°Panicking°:"That's cocaine"
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M/n:"What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?"

°Yuu walking by and taking the coffee pot away from M/n"

Yuu:"What if you just don't?"
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Crowley:"If you have Ten cookies and gave six to someome how many cookies you have now?"

M/n:"10"

Crowley:"Okay you have Ten and someone forcely take Six how many would you have?"

M/n:"10 and a dead body"
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°After one of the Perfects almost died from the over bolt°

°Ace laughing hard at Deuce°

Deuce:"What are you laughing for? We Neary died."

Ace:"Y-you said,"Fuck fuckity fucker fuck"

Deuce:"I-I ALMOST DIED!"

Ace:"Exactly! Your last words were going to be "Fuck Fuckity Fucker Fuck!"

Deuce:"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU"
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