If you ever wondered why Disney tales all end lies
Here's what happened after all there dreams came true
Ariel:
I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing
They end up in someone's stew
Just try to put yourself into somebody's else's gills
You're killing me ecosystem with fishing and oil spills
(Oh no)
Thank you BP, thank you BP
British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see, MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounders fins
Plus, the Japanese kill all my whale friends
Oceans are browing, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP, you suck
Jasmine:
Hey, I'm okay but I'm slightly scared
My husbands a mark for the war on terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban, you've got the wrong man in Guantanamo Bay!
Prince Ali, where could he be?
Drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Ben Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom; Genie can vouch for us
Bush is crazy, Obama's lazy
Al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my prince Ali
Belle:
(A whorê, a whorê, a whorê, a whorê, a whorê)
This towns gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hêll
(She'll burn in hêll)
But the charges laid on me of Beastiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
(She is a witch)
No! I'm overrun my madmen
(We're all crazy)
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
(That witch will fry, that Belle must die)
They legit believe I'm satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away
Pocahontas:
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steal
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged rapped and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
(Wait, what!?)
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bite the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guys eyeball?
(Something in French)
Can you paint with the red colour in these men?
(Something in Spanish)
I can murder if I please, cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colours in these men
A- thanks to BP
J- where's prince Ali?
B- Beastiality
P- I've got STD
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This is by Jon Cozart on his YouTube channel paint.
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RandomThis is just some songs that I like and to be honest I like a lot of songs as you can tell from how many parts there are. I don't own most of it. I also have a part 2 if you're interested in my current playlist cause this is pretty old and most of t...
