The Black Affair

Ep 10

"So how long you plan on us staying
here playing house?" Bob asks Monica in the bathroom  "Did you see those kids, faces? Did you see the way they looked at me?" Monica sighs

"I'm not supporting six kids. We get the DNA results tomorrow... it'll prove Liam's not Frank's." Lip tunes into the conversation from the top of his bunk

"That way if the shit head changes
his mind, he can't take Liam." Bob keeps on "Keep quiet. They're sleeping." Monica nods her head towards their rooms

"We are gonna make a great family.
I'm gonna take care of you and Liam
like Frank never could." Bob grabs on to Monica's breasts from behind

James fakes being sick "I'm all for lgbt rights but this makes me want to claw my eyes out" Sirius snorts

"This is what you cheated on my with? Seriously!" Druella scoffed while cygnus stared at the floor uncomfortably

Both lip and Lyra go on the edge of their beds to stare at each other while lip lights a cigarette in his mouth.

The next morning Monica rushes around the kitchen trying to prepare everything.

Lip who is eating out of a bag. "Monica, Carl needs something
from you." He points at him "Here." Carl gives a slip of paper

"What? What's this?" Monica questions him "Permission slip." Lip answers for him "You're going to the aquarium. When?" Monica asks signing it

"Today. I need $10." Carl simply says
"What for?" Bob asks skeptically holding Liam

"Admission fee." "School doesn't pay for that?" Bob asks
" No. And he'll need money for food" lip tells her

"Grab him an instant oatmeal
and a Pop-Tart. Makes a great lunch." Bob tells Monica
"Deb, what are you doing?" Monica asks carrying a carton of orange juice

"I'm looking for a poster board
and markers. I'm running for re-election." She holds up all the pens she has in her hands

"Lyra, could you help her?- Lyra lent up from where she was sat and put her cup to the side- If you would tell me these things before it'd be better in the morning." Monica waves her hands around frantically

"I need 40 bucks." Lip states
"No." Bob immediately reply's

"Bob, do you have a five?"
"In my wallet. Where it's gonna stay."
"I need a new calculus textbook. I can get it used, only cost 20." Lip tells them both

"Where are our lunches?" Lyra asks putting on her jacket "Huh?"
All of them just stare blankly at her

"Are they that incapable they can't make their own lunches" walburga whispers to Orion who nods along agreeing

"What is everybody looking at?
Start spreading peanut butter on bread." Bob tells them

Monica grabs the half eaten loaf of bread "Right. So... Okay, where's the jelly?" Monica looks down at the sandwiches

5 minutes Later

"Okay. um Everyone." She gives them all their lunches

"We won't be here when you get home from school." Bob says getting up from her seat with Liam.

"Why?" Debbie asks "What?" Monica says "Fiona always tells us why." Debbie states
"None of your damn business why." Bob tells her

"Bitch" Sirius fake coughs and Remus gives him the look.

"Bob!" Monica scolds
"Your mother told you to go, so go"

"Go on, guys. I'll catch up." Lip tells them, Lyra looks slightly annoyed before leaving with the others.