The Black Affair

Ep 11

100k!!! Thankyou so much sorry it took so long to write more I've just been very preoccupied.

"Stop downloading porn." Fiona states walking into Lyra and lips bedroom

"What's porn?" Peter Pettigrew asked, James and Sirius go to look at each other.

"Oops, busted." Lip says but he's fully focused on his laptop.

"I need a sweater." She states looking through their closet "Help yourself." Lip says

Fiona and Debbie start fiddling around with one of their jumpers "What are you guys doing?" She questions

"We're looking for homegirl's dad." Lip informs her "He's looking for homegirl's dad." Lyra corrects him

"He's in our world how would that work?" Narcissa asks

"Jesus. There are a lot of costumers at the alibi on the month you were conceived." Lip says

"Hey, Fiona, do you know any of the names of any of Monica's past sexual encounters around the time lyra was conceived" he questions

"Shit, I have no idea. Oh, but I do remember Monica and frank constantly arguing about a man that Monica swooned for a long time ago she called him something black."

Druella scoffed "swooned"

"I suppose I could just narrow it down to everybody with the last name black" lip muttered

"What do you care, anyway?" She asks

"He just wishes it was him that wasn't Frank's kid." Lyra says leaning up

"Plus, you know, if we find Lyras real dad, you know, maybe he'll give us some cash or we could report his name to the state and collect extra child support." Lip explains

"Then I'd have to hang out with the dude." She scrunched up her face

Cygnus looks down at the floor

"He might be cool." He excuses

"Ha, anyone that sleeps with Monica is no better then her" Fiona laughs

"He's got to be better than Frank, right? I mean, maybe he has a job or he's sober or he likes kids."

Bellatrix raises her eyebrows he's only 1/3 of those things

"Doubt it." Lyra scoffs

A couple hours later Lyra and lip are walking side by side.

"You gotta admit aren't you a little bit curious to find out who he is?"

"No." Lyra says bluntly

Cygnus frowns

"No? he could be any one of these guys." He says

"Oh, yeah? Like that one right there?" She points at a man dressed up as a woman laying on the ground, who looks like a statue of someone that's on drugs

"Woah that dude low-key be looking like me the night of the Gryffindor house party" Sirius says

"10 points from Gryffindor" mcgonagall says

Sirius looks at James and Remus sheepishly

"Totally." Lip relights his cigarette

"Look, he's going to be a douche bag, no matter who he is." Lyra sighs

"He can't be any worse than Frank.
Maybe he'll take you to a game or...
you know, kick in some scratch for college, or give you a kidney. Hell, a birthday card once a year... that's a win, right?"