I sat down with my headphones firmly on my ears. Reputation blasting in my ears. God what I would've done to be Joe Alwyn. I obviously felt bad when they broke up. They were made for each other, it wasn't fair. But then again, everyone then had a chance with the queen herself, and the absolute bops that came with it. A baby voice said gorgeous in my ear as I gasped.
I bundled up and grabbed a hairbrush. I LIVE FOR THIS SONG!! I sang for a solid 3 minutes barely breathing. God knows the kind of person I was when rep t.v came out. Oops. I jumped back down onto my bed and grabbed my phone. Now for my second favourite thing to do.
I swiped through the small amount of profiles on this dating app I found. It's interesting. You get disgusting men looking for hook ups, 12 year olds wanting a laugh and HOT 33 YEAR OLD WOMEN APPARENTLY?!?
I clicked on their profile excitedly and stared at the profile for a while. Damn. I mean it could be just Ashley but it looked exactly like the woman I had been stalking for years.
I typed a short message, Hi, that's not a problem is it? No, I re typed the message trying to sound cool. "Hey". I swear, this is me trying. My breath hitched as I pressed send.
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