5 hours.
It took me five fucking hours to get out.
Mind you I'm short as shit and I've been dead for how long!?
My body ain't built for this man.
How do legs work again?
How do I stand up again is the real question. I've been lying face down in a mound of fuckin dirt for at least ten minutes.
"Aregghh"
Wait.
"Aahhggg"
AM I FUCKIN ZOMBIE?!
"Hggeelhhgp"
Oh.
I'm not.
Heh. Side effects~
It feels like I've swallowed a fistful of gravel. No, it sounds like I've swallowed a fistful of-
Never mind. Anyways back to the situation I'm dealing with.
I slowly push myself to my knees and push up.
Tired
I'm too wobbly for this. Ok, ok I've got this.
Just. One. Step. Forward- OH SHIT!
"ARRGHEEDHH"
